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Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Ok......I'll start

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nmPgWz85Us0
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,427
    Its a tie: everything Will Ferrell has been in since Anchorman. There, I said it.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Its a tie: everything Will Ferrell has been in since Anchorman. There, I said it.

    Haha !!

    His schtick is getting old
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Its a tie: everything Will Ferrell has been in since Anchorman. There, I said it.

    agreed...he's been making one crappy movie after another.

    I know Im going to get flack for this, but most of Kevin Smith's movies are crap imo.
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  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    see anything Mystery Science theater covers and Gigli ;)
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    libragirl wrote:
    I know Im going to get flack for this, but most of Kevin Smith's movies are crap imo.

    I liked some of his movies

    I don't feel he is this movie genius like a lot of people make him out to be
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    OMG I forgot how bad this was !!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=faXR_eYLyZI
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  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=9tAZUQwKa0A

    Any movie that has Leslie Nielson, Tone Loc and Rob Schneider as the big draws can't be good. ;)
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I liked some of his movies

    I don't feel he is this movie genius like a lot of people make him out to be

    chasing Amy was okay and jersey girl..but he is overrated imo.
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Ok......I'll start

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nmPgWz85Us0
    I don't get it....you start a thread called official worst movie...then link Santa With Muscles?
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,561
    Santa with muscles.
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    everything with adam sandler after happy gilmore.
  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    crazy talk..Clerks1, Mallrats, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike back are fuckin classics!

    the rest Im not big on, but those are a few of my favs all time

    Jersey girl def crap..and Chasing Amy was Kev Smiths weak attempt at a chick flic
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  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,174
    libragirl wrote:
    I know Im going to get flack for this, but most of Kevin Smith's movies are crap imo.
    Blasphemy! :p



    I have to vote for From Justin To Kelly or Kazaam....both were truly horrendous
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    incubus w/ tara reid.

    holy f'ing shit. sadly i caught it on showtime one night. ughhhhhhhhhh
  • ToneTone Posts: 1,206
    I know I'm in the minority here, but I really hated:

    - Dumb and Dumber
    - There's Something About Mary

    I just didn't get why they were so popular, I found them boring and not at all funny.


    Other than that, there is also:

    - AI
    Wow, there's 2.5 hours of my life I'll never get back. What a load of crap!!!
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  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    not sure if this qualifies......but i have only walked out of two movies:

    1. godzilla
    2. knight's tale
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,157
    There are two movies I have walked out on. The first was “Larry the Cable Guy, Health Inspector”. This movie was so bad, I saw it on a half-price Tuesday showing at a dollar theater and considered asking for my 50 cents back.

    The other movie was "Driven" with Sly Stallone as an Indy car driver. And I like Stallone and Indy cars!!! That movie really sucked.

    Below is an honorable mention of movies I would have walked out on had there not been friends or family with me.

    • National Treasure (Nick Cage movies are a coin toss nowadays)
    • Meet Dave (Did Eddie Murphy suffer a head injury after shooting Beverly Hills Cop 2?)
    • Ocean’s 12 (Adam Carolla calls Ocean’s 13 “An abortion of a movie” but 12 was much worse)
    • Pirates of the Caribbean 2 (I mean, what the hell?)
    • Sudden Death (although watching Van Damn fight Icy the Penguin was amusing)
    • Regarding Henry (damn theater wouldn’t sell me a ticket to Terminator 2 because I was under 17 and I was forced to watch the abomination of a movie with my mom. I could hear the explosions from T2 in the adjacent theater will I suffered through this goddamn movie!)
    • Short Circuit 2 (how dare they not bring back Guttenberg!!!)
    • Caddyshack 2 (although I loved Randy Quaid’s performance)

    Come to think of it, about every sequel to a comedy in the 80’s was frick’n horrible.

    That’s it for now. I’ll think of more later.
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    The Happening

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  • Red BurritoRed Burrito Posts: 479
    Tone wrote:
    I know I'm in the minority here, but I really hated:

    - Dumb and Dumber
    - There's Something About Mary

    I just didn't get why they were so popular, I found them boring and not at all funny.


    Other than that, there is also:

    - AI
    Wow, there's 2.5 hours of my life I'll never get back. What a load of crap!!!

    I respect your opinion, but WOW, Dumber & Dumber not funny! I still get a kick out of certain scenes when it's replayed throughout the year.
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  • pink1969pink1969 Posts: 245
    any thing with John Claude Van Dam (or however you spell it) he just sucks imo
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  • appliedlessonappliedlesson Posts: 237
    Eraserhead - sorry, but many years later and I still don't get the appeal.

    Honorable Mention - Dumb and Dumber - seriously, it was awful.
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,981
    Jingle all the way

    although Arnold likes it, especially when he pops in on the Conan show on that flat screen behind Conan' head
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    stickboy wrote:
    crazy talk..Clerks1, Mallrats, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike back are fuckin classics!

    the rest Im not big on, but those are a few of my favs all time

    Jersey girl def crap..and Chasing Amy was Kev Smiths weak attempt at a chick flic

    Kevin Smith is the most overrated director ever. He has legions of fanboys who flood internet talking about his greatness, but that's about all the acclaim he gets.

    Dogma is okay. the rest is complete crap
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    markymark550 wrote:
    Blasphemy! :p



    I have to vote for From Justin To Kelly or Kazaam....both were truly horrendous

    lol..sorry...I just don't go for his movies at all...:p

    Yeah that movie was def. shit on a shingle and the one Britney Spears was in.
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  • An AnimalAn Animal Posts: 129
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI0reXepYpI

    I win !!! Close this thread ! :D
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,443
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Its a tie: everything Will Ferrell has been in since Anchorman. There, I said it.

    I second that.

    Anything with Rob Schnieder, too! :p
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Most of the films that are normally called the worst ever, like the Leprechaun films and anything by Uwe Boll, are actually great fun so not them...


    The film I hated most that is considered good by some/most people was Kids. Fucking obnoxious trash. It's not edgy, it's just unpleasant, it's not raw and visceral, it's the pet project of a precocious asshole kid who needs a kick up the backside if he thinks his films should be passed off as art.
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    appliedlesson wrote:
    Eraserhead - sorry, but many years later and I still don't get the appeal.
    You should watch this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101420/

    it's like Eraserhead as retold by satan himself.
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  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,174
    libragirl wrote:
    lol..sorry...I just don't go for his movies at all...:p
    nah, it's cool....his humor isn't for everyone and as they say, different strokes for different folks




    I second whoever said The Happening. That was utter shite. I should go back and edit my original post to add that one.
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,981
    An Animal wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI0reXepYpI

    I win !!! Close this thread ! :D


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