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Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.Your loving wife.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


XXX


http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb248/jstahl1124/Truck.jpg



P.S. Your girlfriend called
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,931
    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

    small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

    accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.Your loving wife.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


    XXX


    http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb248/jstahl1124/Truck.jpg



    P.S. Your girlfriend called

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  • electronblueelectronblue Posts: 3,461
    :eek:
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    the bad feelings 
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    That is pretty funny.
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    hmm..
    Nice to know you.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    HOOKER wrote:
    hmm..

    wasn't that a different thread....

    :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    :eek:

    Just imagine !

    Ferrari ruined !

    D-I-V-O-R-C-E
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    hilarious!!!!
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    ha!

    :D
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    I remember that photo from a couple of years back. That's a purdy funny context that they finally put it into, though.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    ha! :D
    NOPE!!!

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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    :D that's great!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
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  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    i was suckered in to believing this one!

    haha good one :D
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    photo of the year!!!
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    wasn't that a different thread....

    :p

    hehe
    Nice to know you.
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