I think my youngest daughter just realized that she is a woman

PatrickBateman
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After 9 months of all smiles, never complaining about anything, just "do my own thing"..etc....
Now 3am on the dot, and 5:45 on the dot (you can set your watch) screaming for something, crawling up the stairs, crying if your not entertaining her......my lil' babys' all grows up:)
Now 3am on the dot, and 5:45 on the dot (you can set your watch) screaming for something, crawling up the stairs, crying if your not entertaining her......my lil' babys' all grows up:)
If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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That's hilarious. :(
Wait till she's 11.
You'll be begging for these days."If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."0 -
riffrandall wrote:That's hilarious. :(
Wait till she's 11.
You'll be begging for these days.If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?0 -
PatrickBateman wrote:After 9 months of all smiles, never complaining about anything, just "do my own thing"..etc....
Now 3am on the dot, and 5:45 on the dot (you can set your watch) screaming for something, crawling up the stairs, crying if your not entertaining her......my lil' babys' all grows up:)
huh
she could have been a boy - then she would be sleeping in all the time, wanting to be fed non stop, then tipping said food all over floor, sticking a finger up the dogs nose, and putting holes in every item of clothing owned
(wait till she hits 13 .... )impatience is a gift ........0 -
PatrickBateman wrote:After 9 months of all smiles, never complaining about anything, just "do my own thing"..etc....
Now 3am on the dot, and 5:45 on the dot (you can set your watch) screaming for something, crawling up the stairs, crying if your not entertaining her......my lil' babys' all grows up:)
lolAnd so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."0
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