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So, getting beat by a sausage...

failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
is pretty weird.

http://www.fresnobee.com/384/story/849202.html

but I think getting rubbed by the spices is scarier...
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    prismprism Posts: 2,440
    "they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage."


    if you have to be struck with a sausage at least it was a nice sized one...could you the imagine having to say that you were struck by one of those dinky lil breakfast links? :)
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    MonsterOfTheMidwayMonsterOfTheMidway Posts: 416
    Please use the search function


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=302486&highlight=sausage
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    well perchance I figured more than 8 responses would be possible...hmmn, guess it isn't as unusual as I at first believed...

    *goes to the grocery store to pick up an 8 inch sausage*
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    failedpersephone wrote:
    well perchance I figured more than 8 responses would be possible...hmmn, guess it isn't as unusual as I at first believed...

    *goes to the grocery store to pick up an 8 inch sausage*

    Oh, it's rare treat I reckon......but there was a thread about this last week :o...unless that was another sausage in the face burglary :eek: jeez, is this every week there?!!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    So disappointed. Thought this was going to be a thread on the return of Oz. Oh well.
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    haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    what the...
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    So disappointed. Thought this was going to be a thread on the return of Oz. Oh well.

    oooh...

    Man on Man action...with bars.

    me likee
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    shermsherm Seattle, Wa Posts: 708
    Now thats a great story, I can only imagine my reaction if I woke up to a strange man "rubbing me with spices". Wow. And the sausage part is pretty hilarious too.
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