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Ba DA Ba DA BA DA! Everything is Groooovy!

failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
HI there to all those chuckles out there! just wanted to let you all know that everything is A-OK we are the number one!!

yeah!!

Nothing alarming going on now at all!

I just wanted to start a thread so that we can have a place for good nice and kind waves of thought. Let's all just be happy together.

and be happy. and smile, because nothing whatsoever is wrong.

everyone get together and have a hearty belly laugh!

here I will start with the worlds funniest joke:

two kittens are sitting in a little basket, and the one kitten turns to the other kitten and says "you are cute"

the second kitten says "thank you! you aren't so bad yourself!"


hahahahhahahaa!!! ohh, that was gigglie wasn't it??

now it's your turn! post something innocuous and non-offensive to ALL walks of life!

beCause taking Offense is the noRm. AnYone who doesn't know that is just poo-poo headed and bad!

woopsie! hope I wasn't offensive there!!

YAY! for smilies and kittens!! YAY! (unless you are allergic to cats! woops! there I go again!)
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,155
    That sounds like a dong gone good time! :)
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  • sigh eternallysigh eternally Posts: 421
    how many long island iced teas have you had so far?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Kittens are always good for a smile. What always makes me smile and inspires me so much is THE former heavyweight CHAMPion of the world Muhammad Ali. He is an inspiration for one and all.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Yep THE CHAMP is pretty much synonymous with Muhammad Ali.

    and for a good reason too!

    I tell you, The boxing world sure MISSES the hell out of that C uriously O pinionated, R eliable, Y et oddly endearing individual.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Are you really getting this bent out of shape over it? C'mon. It's a freakin message board
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    failedpersephone wrote:
    HI there to all those chuckles out there! just wanted to let you all know that everything is A-OK we are the number one!!

    yeah!!

    Nothing alarming going on now at all!

    I just wanted to start a thread so that we can have a place for good nice and kind waves of thought. Let's all just be happy together.

    and be happy. and smile, because nothing whatsoever is wrong.

    everyone get together and have a hearty belly laugh!

    here I will start with the worlds funniest joke:

    two kittens are sitting in a little basket, and the one kitten turns to the other kitten and says "you are cute"

    the second kitten says "thank you! you aren't so bad yourself!"


    hahahahhahahaa!!! ohh, that was gigglie wasn't it??

    now it's your turn! post something innocuous and non-offensive to ALL walks of life!

    beCause taking Offense is the noRm. AnYone who doesn't know that is just poo-poo headed and bad!

    woopsie! hope I wasn't offensive there!!

    YAY! for smilies and kittens!! YAY! (unless you are allergic to cats! woops! there I go again!)

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i once cuddled an stray dream until its mummy came back and got it..

    kittens are gorgeous... this thread is useless without kittens
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    us history always interests me.....just thinking about the founding of the us.....the BOSTON tea party, revolutionary war, the first constitutional congress, the LOUisiana purchase, the spanish american war.....what a country...
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Yep THE CHAMP is pretty much synonymous with Muhammad Ali.

    and for a good reason too!

    I tell you, The boxing world sure MISSES the hell out of that C uriously O pinionated, R eliable, Y et oddly endearing individual.

    I know what you mean! At times like these I always think of the greatest advice that my grandpappy ever told me. He said "Mook, always remember to LOok Under tablecloths and womens dressing rooms to locate wood".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I think reading this thread has actually changed my gender.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I think reading this thread has actually changed my gender.
    You a dude again? niiice. ;)

    come on, you know you want to post a pic of a little kitten! to keep our spirits up!

    see? http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/i-ar-inosent-test-teh-dna.jpg
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I think reading this thread has actually changed my gender.

    Huh?

    ARE YOU KIDDING YOURSELF harmless? Do you really think YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH calling yourself a woman?

    I wish my son would stop putting caps lock on!
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    cutback wrote:
    us history always interests me.....just thinking about the founding of the us.....the BOSTON tea party, revolutionary war, the first constitutional congress, the LOUisiana purchase, the spanish american war.....what a country...

    Hey CB, this is a friendly thread.....whyd'ya have to drag up the tea spilling scrap, you lilly livered, non tax paying, disrespectful, soap dodging revolutionist ?


    BTW :D Kittens eh? We love 'em here.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Huh?

    ARE YOU KIDDING YOURSELF harmless? Do you really think YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH calling yourself a woman?

    I wish my son would stop putting caps lock on!

    hahahahahaha.....

    But seriously, you'll need a greaseproof baking tray and six small ramekins for your souffle. This is the most complicated bit, so you must make sure that your preparation is perfect...

    Ahem.. what?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Everything is just WONDERFUL. The Day is maRvelOus, Perfectly and this is the greatest pLacE I hAve ever viSited in the wHole world known as cyberspace.

    total amusement factor of 10!!!!

    who's with me on this one! aren't I speaking the honest by gum truth!

    oh hella yeah! ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    Not to dampen your mood...but this is just now making headlines

    http://www.blacktable.com/images/0411pics/deadcat.jpg
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    Not to dampen your mood...but this is just now making headlines

    http://www.blacktable.com/images/0411pics/deadcat.jpg


    thats the first time i've seen a pic of a fag inside a pussy.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Everything will be groovy at 11.30 tomorrow morning when I finish my first round of final exams. Then it's straight to the early house!
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    thats the first time i've seen a pic of a fag inside a pussy.

    :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    mookie9999 wrote:
    :D

    :D:D
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    thats the first time i've seen a pic of a fag inside a pussy.

    then we need to talk, dunklies...*whispered* pm me big boy ;);) *aww crap my fake eyelashes got stuck.* :rolleyes: ahhh that's better.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    :D:D

    What The?!?!? :D:D:D Have some of that!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    then we need to talk, dunklies...*whispered* pm me big boy ;);) *aww crap my fake eyelashes got stuck.* :rolleyes: ahhh that's better.


    i am right here snookums... those eyelashes are cuter than 12 kittens in a black bag sitting all cute next to some bricks unaware of what fate lies ahead of them.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    mookie9999 wrote:
    What The?!?!? Have some of that!

    I'll end this battle of wits by respectfully withdrawing.




















    :D:D:D:D
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    I'll end this battle of wits by respectfully withdrawing.

    are you catholic? ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    are you catholic? ;)

    Waste not, want not.;)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    Nice little mystery teaser.
  • pj10alive42pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    dunkman wrote:
    are you catholic? ;)

    How did you guess?
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Mooks and Dunk are both cat-olicks.

    :D or so I have been told.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    How did you guess?


    repressed guilt complex, 3 bibles and a criminal conviction gave it away...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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