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I just got super um, excited. about Burt Reynolds

failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
It featured Jerry Reed as Cletus Snow..."Snowman"

I am now doing a "Smokey and the Bandit" sort of lusting.


so...who else loves the hell out of this movie, and um awww Hell...son, ANY of Burt Reynold's movies

come on out you sumbitches!
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    MY hubby loves the car....
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    MY hubby loves the car....
    so am I!!

    http://roddilega.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/burt_on_bandit_car_300_size_i1yx.jpg

    awwwww, it might be the dude on top.
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    It featured Jerry Reed as Cletus Snow..."Snowman"

    I am now doing a "Smokey and the Bandit" sort of lusting.


    so...who else loves the hell out of this movie, and um awww Hell...son, ANY of Burt Reynold's movies

    come on out you sumbitches!

    Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
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    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    failedpersephone wrote:
    It featured Jerry Reed as Cletus Snow..."Snowman"

    I am now doing a "Smokey and the Bandit" sort of lusting.


    so...who else loves the hell out of this movie, and um awww Hell...son, ANY of Burt Reynold's movies

    come on out you sumbitches!


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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    the REAL longest Yard...
    aww man that is freakin' hilarious.
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    the REAL longest Yard...
    aww man that is freakin' hilarious.

    I'm not even picky about quality. Give me Hooper or Stroker Ace over Braveheart anyday!! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I'm not even picky about quality. Give me Hooper or Stroker Ace over Braveheart anyday!! :D
    GATOR!


    hahahahaaaa
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    now i got the visual of dom deluise peeing while he laughs and i'm not turned on at all :(
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    What was that crap movie he did with Demi Moore ?

    She was a stripper
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "That's a nice hairdo...ever find any spider's in it??"

    hahahaaaa Burnadette Peters is awesome too!
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    now i got the visual of dom deluise peeing while he laughs and i'm not turned on at all :(

    Dum dum da dum! Captain Chaos:

    http://ilovethisworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/captainchaos.jpg
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    What was that crap movie he did with Demi Moore ?

    She was a stripper
    ugh.


    Striptease.


    I like White Lightning...hahahaaa

    "how'd you like that knife shoved up your ass?" " I wouldn't like that at all " hahahaaa
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Dum dum da dum! Captain Chaos:

    http://ilovethisworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/captainchaos.jpg
    why did I open that??
    I saw who posted it.

    and I opened it anyway.


    (I guess it's like when you lick the battery nipple and get the metal taste in your mouth. you know it's gonna be there...and yet. *bzzzzzzzzt* ahhhhhh)
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    why did I open that??
    I saw who posted it.

    and I opened it anyway.


    (I guess it's like when you lick the battery nipple and get the metal taste in your mouth. you know it's gonna be there...and yet. *bzzzzzzzzt* ahhhhhh)

    Is it problematic when I get the same taste from licking my own nipples? If so, maybe I should see a doctor.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,140
    failedpersephone wrote:
    It featured Jerry Reed as Cletus Snow..."Snowman"

    I am now doing a "Smokey and the Bandit" sort of lusting.


    so...who else loves the hell out of this movie, and um awww Hell...son, ANY of Burt Reynold's movies

    come on out you sumbitches!


    East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
    we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
    We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
    I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.

    Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
    Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
    The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana.
    And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.


    nuff said
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Is it problematic when I get the same taste from licking my own nipples? If so, maybe I should see a doctor.
    no dear, that will fade - I told you.

    remember?? you 'member! 'Member?? (sorry about hitting the voltage knob...I am sure the hair will grow back with time)
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,140
    There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!



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    classic
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Get_Right wrote:
    East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
    we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
    We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
    I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.

    Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
    Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
    The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana.
    And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.


    nuff said
    yeah...I sang that in my head.

    Jerry REED...shit yeah.
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  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    I thought everyone had a man-crush on Burt
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Saturnal wrote:
    I thought everyone had a man-crush on Burt
    I can't imagine why


    nice stogie.
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,140
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Is it problematic when I get the same taste from licking my own nipples? If so, maybe I should see a doctor.


    man o man thanks so much for that wonderful imagery


    TMI

    :)
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpZ6b1myvAw
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    no dear, that will fade - I told you.

    remember?? you 'member! 'Member?? (sorry about hitting the voltage knob...I am sure the hair will grow back with time)

    I kind of like the no hair look. But to the other part I do remember. I also remember you telling me that the black scabs would heal as well. So why does my chest look like a pack of melted down black licorice?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,140
    oh and no love for sharkeys machine

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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udp1o3PTkjY

    diablo sammich
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Get_Right wrote:
    man o man thanks so much for that wonderful imagery


    TMI

    :)

    Some people paint with a brush, I paint with my words. My coffee book of self portraits and detailed descriptions of how and why I am the way I am will be released in the spring. Signed copies and a patch of charred nipple to the first 10 orders!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfbYpUWMwm4&feature=related
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,140
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Some people paint with a brush, I paint with my words. My coffee book of self portraits and detailed descriptions of how and why I am the way I am will be released in the spring. Signed copies and a patch of charred nipple to the first 10 orders!

    but will the copies sold through the nipple club be any different?

    ;)
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I kind of like the no hair look. But to the other part I do remember. I also remember you telling me that the black scabs would heal as well. So why does my chest look like a pack of melted down black licorice?!?
    because I am the Yummy Queen and I likes licorice.

    :mad:

    are you questioning me again???
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