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What is a household object that makes you giggle

failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
because when you see it, you want to make a joke about it's use.

I have to say that I have never been able to successfully offer the use of a turkey baster without making a really stupid joke.

and this includes the year that I made the turkey dinner with my elderly aunt who was dying of breast cancer.

I am that much of an asshole.

(to my credit, my aunt laughed a little, once the joke was translated)

apparently COFFEE FILTERS are freaking hilarious. (not to me, but still the reaction they get is alarming!)

anyhooo- please prove that i am not a freak. Post your joke objects. (please)
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The washer on spin cycle. Oh boy! Let me tell you! Oh, wait, you mean giggle from using the object as a euphemism for something else? Let me get back to you.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    when i wear a colander as a hat.....i think i'm doc brown....:D
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    The washer on spin cycle. Oh boy! Let me tell you! Oh, wait, you mean giggle from using the object as a euphemism for something else? Let me get back to you.
    awww that is cute. I totally pictured you sitting on the washer during spin cycle wearing a "gary coleman" mask and eating tapioca pudding...and giggling.

    well, it seemed cute before I entombed it in cold hard words. :o
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I totally pictured you sitting on the washer during spin cycle wearing a "gary coleman" mask and eating tapioca pudding...and giggling.

    You really do watch me poo, don't you? :eek: :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You really do watch me poo, don't you? :eek: :D
    silly boy, it's from that picture you sent me.

    not the one with the dolphins.

    or the one with the anteaters and the bit o' honey.

    or the one of cutback with the colander on his head...tho' that one is def. in my scrapbook. ;)

    the other picture.

    :eek: no, um not that gary coleman pic. :o
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I live in a country area where it is popular to hang horseshoes on the wall.

    I never saw it as dirty before but now I can't stop giggling... thanks! (The worst thing is, I had to really think about the question and I came up with that)! :mad:
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Pepper grinders. The really long ones.
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    silly boy, it's from that picture you sent me.

    not the one with the dolphins.

    or the one with the anteaters and the bit o' honey.

    or the one of cutback with the colander on his head...tho' that one is def. in my scrapbook. ;)

    the other picture.

    :eek: no, um not that gary coleman pic. :o

    Oh! I forgot about that gary coleman picture. Boy do I wish I could still bend that way! Speaking of shows from the 70's/80's, you'll probably appreciate this. I was walking a client back to her apartment yesterday after I showed her some "units" ;) and she informed me that her building was the one used to film the intro of the Jeffersons. So I stood on the sacred ground of George and Weezy!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    mellon ballers.......sounds like prostitutes for the folliclally challenged.....:p
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    A wine opener...just because I love wine so much! :D
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  • EnkiduEnkidu Posts: 2,996
    A blender. Because when I was in college two guy friends thought it would be funny to make up something for Penthouse Forum involving - uh, bananas, milk, a blender, and - a certain part of male anatomy. And you were supposed to turn on the blender and be very very careful (duh) and then you'd - you know.

    Anyway, it was really stupid, but I think Penthouse printed it and we all wondered if some poor stupid guy actually did it and is he walking around today without a penis?

    Maybe this isn't such a funny story after all.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    My egg flipper. Reminds me of an old girlfriend. I won't say why.

    Oh, and the Virgin Mary paperweight, for the same reason.
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    Swiffer sounds funny when you say it :)
    and coffee makers me think of back in the day when I made my Ramen noodles in them in college :)
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