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hot kidneys.

failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
ow.


ow ow ow ow ow


when you have a kidney infection - it looks so sad and pathetic...poor dudes.

I can totally empathize. :D

of course I have never given birth to a child, so all I can say is -I am totally feeling your pain right now. ;)
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The first thing I always look for on a girl is a nice set of kidneys.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    The first thing I always look for on a girl is a nice set of kidneys.
    :D

    well, not MY kidneys. mine are fine!

    thankfully - and I can prolly sell them on ebay if I ever have the need for some fast cash...yeah, most of my internal junk is like an ATM in my head... :D

    but, damn! when you boys have a Kidney infection youget all droopy eyed and delirious and just all around sick and pathetic.

    it's cute really, until you want to show me that you are "peeing blood" then, not so much with the cute.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:

    it's cute really, until you want to show me that you are "peeing blood" then, not so much with the cute.

    That's when the cute becomes sexy! Am I right, or Am I Right?!? :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i've had kidney stones :)

    had to get them removed via the process of lithotripsy ouuuchness :(
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i've had kidney stones :)

    had to get them removed via the process of lithotripsy ouuuchness :(

    IT's not too late! You're still up with you sweet talking me earlier with venereal disease! Where's the issue?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    IT's not too late! You're still up with you sweet talking me earlier with venereal disease! Where's the issue?


    this is true... :)

    taling of hot kidneys... do you guys get sweetbreads over there? they are a delicacy over here.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    this is true... :)

    taling of hot kidneys... do you guys get sweetbreads over there? they are a delicacy over here.

    A restaurant I worked at served sweetbreads once. I didn't have it in me to try them. Too fear factorish for me. Now, if he had served up donkey cock I would've been on board. But wouldn't we all?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    A restaurant I worked at served sweetbreads once. I didn't have it in me to try them. Too fear factorish for me. Now, if he had served up donkey cock I would've been on board. But wouldn't we all?
    Right now I am so on board for that - my mouth is watering.


    so unfair.


    so very unfair.


    isn't sweatbread kinda like headcheese??? or am I off - it's been awhile since I partook of the dead animal meats :o
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    A restaurant I worked at served sweetbreads once. I didn't have it in me to try them. Too fear factorish for me. Now, if he had served up donkey cock I would've been on board. But wouldn't we all?


    at least we know what a donkey cock is... a thymus gland however could be anything?!! i'll have a rare thymus gland please??


    i know everyone likes a bit of dunkey cock ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Right now I am so on board for that - my mouth is watering.


    so unfair.


    so very unfair.


    isn't sweatbread kinda like headcheese??? or am I off - it's been awhile since I partook of the dead animal meats :o

    Not sure about the headcheese as I've never had it. With that being said, I now have a raging growth thinking about Chuck E. Cheese thanks to your question.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    at least we know what a donkey cock is... a thymus gland however could be anything?!! i'll have a rare thymus gland please??


    i know everyone likes a bit of dunkey cock ;)

    Growing up I asked for a donkey cock from Santa. That bastard must be hard of hearing or something as he gave me this instead: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/donkeykong/donkeykong.jpg
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Growing up I asked for a donkey cock from Santa. That bastard must be hard of hearing or something as he gave me this instead: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/donkeykong/donkeykong.jpg


    i asked for a GameBoy once... you dont want to know :o:o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    Isn't sweetbread baby cow thymus?

    And headcheese is this jelly-like substance with bits of mead from a pig head. My grandfather used to eat it all the time...I always thought it looked like particle board...
    be philanthropic
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