I would like to be a "Buddy List Whore"

failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
help me make this happen people...I want to have a huge buddy list...since, other than the nifty cross next to the name there is no real use for this feature...

therefore I would like to have a whole lotta buddies...preferably after they post some humorous antidote involving spaghetti noodles...

:D

they don't have to be true. ;)
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Oh do me fipsy! Do me!
    I love to turn you on
  • Oh do me fipsy! Do me!
    hahhahaaaa

    I have done you - and you got in before I required a humorous spaghetti antidote...


    however...if you have one, ;);) by the way - I accept spaghetti-ohs. :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • haha you're doing a buddy list..... loser! :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    hahhahaaaa

    I have done you - and you got in before I required a humorous spaghetti antidote...


    however...if you have one, ;);) by the way - I accept spaghetti-ohs. :D

    hey whore - how about some of my beefaroni??!?!?!!
    I love to turn you on
  • haha you're doing a buddy list..... loser! :D
    Who said that???

    I have an IGNORE list too, young grasshopper!

    :D;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    in order to remove dry spaghetti noodles from your anus, you must boil your ass.....with a pinch of salt and a splash of olive oil....:p
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    if they aren't your buddies really then why do want to have buddy list? just for numbers?
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I have a HUGE buddy list on here...too many cool people to not include in my list!! Sadly, I removed three this past month though!! :(


    hehehehe
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Who said that???

    I have an IGNORE list too, young grasshopper!

    :D;)
    oooooooo i'm so scared........:D

    don't you have spaghetti to be eating
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I've got your Linguini right here. *grabs self and smirks in the closest reflective object I could find. Too bad (for her, not me) it was the sequins on the blouse of my 78 year old secretary.*
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • oooooooo i'm so scared........:D

    don't you have spaghetti to be eating

    Oh wow...I was "pwned" by the whipper snapper... :eek:

    and now I have to admit that I actually don't have and Ignore list...that would go against everything I hold dear and true in this crazy mixed up world...

    I do not have any spaghetti to eat...I am busy getting the water ready as per Cutback's instructions. :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • chinobaezachinobaeza Posts: 2,489
    I really want to be in someone's buddy list :(
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Call me Yankee Doodle and I'll stick my feather in your cap!!! :p
    I love to turn you on
  • chinobaeza wrote:
    I really want to be in someone's buddy list :(
    YOU ARE!!! :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • You will need a pimp you know. There are some mean people around here. All i ask is a nice and clean pm box at all times and a few favours every now and then...

    Yours sincerely
    Noodles McMasters
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    I've got your Linguini right here. *grabs self and smirks in the closest reflective object I could find. Too bad (for her, not me) it was the sequins on the blouse of my 78 year old secretary.*
    where do you work??? in a whore house??!?! sequins on a secretary???

    (blushing - since today my skirt has heavy beading/sequins on the hem)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • You will need a pimp you know. There are some mean people around here. All i ask is a nice and clean pm box at all times and a few favours every now and then...

    Yours sincerely
    Noodles McMasters
    hahahahaa

    hmmn, you are right - I will need a pimp.


    how is your pimp hand??

    keepin it strong???

    I give you a cut of the flavors....;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    where do you work??? in a whore house??!?! sequins on a secretary???

    (blushing - since today my skirt has heavy beading/sequins on the hem)

    I already told you that my whore house shifts are only on the weekends. The secretary there definitely has something on her blouse but it is usually a stain not a sequin.


    As to your skirt, I assume you lost another bet? This one involving a bedazzler I presume?!? ;)

    Shit! Topic Integrity!! My Ronco Spaghetti Maker doubles nicely as a pleasure tool on long winter nights.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • chinobaezachinobaeza Posts: 2,489
    YOU ARE!!! :D
    thanks!!!!...now I feel part of this board!!! :D:D *hug*
  • hahahahaa

    hmmn, you are right - I will need a pimp.


    how is your pimp hand??

    keepin it strong???

    I give you a cut of the flavors....;)

    I let my cane do the talking.

    Now go get them buddies
  • I let my cane do the talking.

    Now go get them buddies
    alrighty big daddy...

    so far I have ahem: 16 :D

    and gimme a bit of time and I think I can make 'em regulars.

    oh wait...

    I have to take another name off...

    dammit.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    What's this buddy list you speak of?
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    alrighty big daddy...

    so far I have ahem: 16 :D

    and gimme a bit of time and I think I can make 'em regulars.

    oh wait...

    I have to take another name off...

    dammit.

    you know i still don't understand why you need all these people? having them on your list won't automatically make them like you.
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Okay, I noticed it comes up when you click on a members name, but what does it do?..I just put myself on my list..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    genie wrote:
    you know i still don't understand why you need all these people? having them on your list won't automatically make them like you.

    she's paying us in ziti to like her! :D
    I love to turn you on
  • genie wrote:
    you know i still don't understand why you need all these people? having them on your list won't automatically make them like you.
    it wont??

    :D

    I really just am quite bored...and I wanted to add to the Buddy list that I don't use...because, well...


    I feel like eating spaghetti??

    I dunno...want me to um...buddy you??
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • it wont??

    :D

    I really just am quite bored...and I wanted to add to the Buddy list that I don't use...because, well...


    I feel like eating spaghetti??

    I dunno...want me to um...buddy you??
    who put drugs in failedp's spaghetti?!?!?! :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    it wont??

    :D

    I really just am quite bored...and I wanted to add to the Buddy list that I don't use...because, well...


    I feel like eating spaghetti??

    I dunno...want me to um...buddy you??

    erm..it up to you :o:) i have really small buddy list only two people from what i can remember. some of the people i like i don't even keep on my buddy list,i just don't bother, it doesn't make a difference for me.
    it just reminded me of myspace page where people would add each other and never get in touch.

    you should add trifle cake after you've finished eating spaghetti ;)
  • If someone puts me on their buddy list and i add them to my ignore list will it make the whole board or perhaps then internet to crash?? :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    The Champ wrote:
    Okay, I noticed it comes up when you click on a members name, but what does it do?..I just put myself on my list..
    i just added myself too, i didn't realize you could do that. or why anybody would ever want to! now i wonder if i can ignore myself lol
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