Why corn chowder is funny and other random things ...

failedpersephone

let's show our sense of humor...


corn chowder is funny because it looks like a mix between "bad baby food", "beer induced puke" and "who the hell left the potato salad out at the picnic-repercussions"

and if you imagine filling water balloons with cold corn chowder and when someone pisses you off you imagine flinging one at the person - instantly you will get a nice big smile and think "oh...that is so much better than if I just cram crackers in my mouth and proceed to say "chubby bunny" as a stress relief anyway."

so, corn chowder is what I think of when I can't remember what chipped beef looks like.

eyedclaar

You know those human looking silouette signs of a person about to step into a street that they use to caution drivers of pedestrians? The other day, spur of the moment, for no reason at all, I veered a little of the road and totally creamed one with my old beater truck. I had to stop driving as my wife and I were in pure hysterics. Does that make me a bad person?

failedpersephone

eyedclaar wrote:

You know those human looking silouette signs of a person about to step into a street that they use to caution drivers of pedestrians? The other day, spur of the moment, for no reason at all, I veered a little of the road and totally creamed one with my old beater truck. I had to stop driving as my wife and I were in pure hysterics. Does that make me a bad person?

NO sir!!!

that makes you someone I want to drive around with...

I like hysterical laughter - especially if it involves peeing!!!

I hope you have vinyl seats

eyedclaar

failedpersephone wrote:

NO sir!!!

that makes you someone I want to drive around with...

I like hysterical laughter - especially if it involves peeing!!!

I hope you have vinyl seats

I'm not sure if I should feel relieved or more alarmed from a Failed P. endorsement. Anyhoo, WTF is up around here that not even tales of corn chowder and reckless driving can inspire some participation?

MattCameronKicksButt

Mookie's not here. He can normally make up stuff with lots of brand names in it. ^^^

eyedclaar

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

Mookie's not here. He can normally make up stuff with lots of brand names in it. ^^^

He builds race cars? I never pictured him as a motorhead...

MattCameronKicksButt

eyedclaar wrote:

He builds race cars? I never pictured him as a motorhead...

Ooooooooh. Another great thread. (Sorry).

failedpersephone

eyedclaar wrote:

I'm not sure if I should feel relieved or more alarmed from a Failed P. endorsement. Anyhoo, WTF is up around here that not even tales of corn chowder and reckless driving can inspire some participation?

I hope you feel relieved, since I don't know where you live...I mean, that isn't me standing outside your window...and NO! I did not use your microwave to pop that popcorn...

alarmed??? but but but you took out one of those pedestrian crossing signs??

eyedclaar

failedpersephone wrote:

I hope you feel relieved, since I don't know where you live...I mean, that isn't me standing outside your window...and NO! I did not use your microwave to pop that popcorn...

alarmed??? but but but you took out one of those pedestrian crossing signs??

If you bump into my old stalker watch out, she pulls hair. Why did I just warn you about that? I'm sure I'd pay to see that. Duh. And in all fairness, I've seen the Fox special "When Street Signs Attack" so it was really more a case of self-defense.

failedpersephone

eyedclaar wrote:

If you bump into my old stalker watch out, she pulls hair. Why did I just warn you about that? I'm sure I'd pay to see that. Duh. And in all fairness, I've seen the Fox special "When Street Signs Attack" so it was really more a case of self-defense.

hahahahaaa duly noted...

bitch better watch OUT! I bite!


but then, soon enough you will know that

:eek:

sometimes, when I am on a loooong car ride, I re-enact the signs...my fav. is (here in California) we have this one that is a family of people running...I love that one...I like to be each of the family members...the kid that is being dragged through the air is especially difficult to mime...

brain of c

mmm.......chipped beef.

rival.

failedpersephone wrote:

let's show our sense of humor...


corn chowder is funny because it looks like a mix between "bad baby food", "beer induced puke" and "who the hell left the potato salad out at the picnic-repercussions"

and if you imagine filling water balloons with cold corn chowder and when someone pisses you off you imagine flinging one at the person - instantly you will get a nice big smile and think "oh...that is so much better than if I just cram crackers in my mouth and proceed to say "chubby bunny" as a stress relief anyway."

so, corn chowder is what I think of when I can't remember what chipped beef looks like.

thanks for ruining one of my fav soups!