I would like you to get me out of my rather serious mood.
failedpersephone
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please.
thanks...
it sucks to be serious. I need an injection of "freddy fart jokes" for Cal Worthington's sake!
thanks...
it sucks to be serious. I need an injection of "freddy fart jokes" for Cal Worthington's sake!
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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...I have no idea who you're talking about again.
But you can have a biscuit. Here you go.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMuRWRqpQXQ
p.s. buy a broomstick
You want a better car p*ssy cow
You need a better car p*ssy cow
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
can I have extra cream?
OH my GOD! remember the tiger one that almost bit him???
when I was 4 I wanted to marry him.
or the dude from the Union 76 commercials.
or Vin Scully.
woah. I really liked pasty old white guys.
this dude?
or this dude....:p
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ."
That's what happened yesterday. I was in a shitty mood after a meeting. I'm always in a shitty mood after a meeting with this particular group of people. I asked the universe for some good cheer, and within 10 minutes I was drinking a cappuccino and singing "That's Amore!"
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
he looks so chewy.
That's how Iggy pop always looks!
I just fell in love with that girl
she's mine...i saw her first.....you can have the dude in the silf t-shirt.....:p
wow.. thats a grannies fudd
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
yep
I don't know if you watch Weeds or not, but the combo of her and Mary Louise Parker makes showtime Must See TV for me!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
i... fucking... adore.... her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think we're long lost brothers!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Oh god I'm in love with her too. Jesus. I'm serious
do...um....they...um....ya know.....bake cookies together?
edit: wait you said weeds....i was thinking l word......in any case, are there cookies? :eek:
http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/7/78/Zooey-Deschanel-1.jpg/300px-Zooey-Deschanel-1.jpg
http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/girls/zooey_deschanel/zooey_deschanel_020.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8mcqcf86Y
there you go boys.