biggest lie you ever told to get off work?

LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun

i said my grandmother died to get a week off once. :( i ended up quiting and not going back anyway. not my proudest moment, but god i hated that job.

Heineken Helen

I'm posting on my work computer right now... so I can honestly say I've never ever ever lied to get off work

JordyWordy

i have two part-time jobs, so my biggest lie is telling one i cant work cos im booked in for the other. only do it if im asked to do crap shifts and the regular person has no good reason not to do it. im usually very accomodating...usually

DeLukin

MrSmith wrote:

i said my grandmother died to get a week off once. :( i ended up quiting and not going back anyway. not my proudest moment, but god i hated that job.

Johnny Fairplay is that you???

markymark550

In high school, I used religion as an excuse to get out of Sunday shifts. There's a little-known state law that states an employer cannot make someone work on a Sunday if that person wants to attend church services. So, I used that to my full advantage for Sunday morning shifts (which were the worst shifts at that job).

Gossard_Is_God

"Hi, Mr. Weed? I won't be in to work today because I was in a horrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow."

MotorCityMike

"I'm at a gas station..Smoke..There's black smoke coming out of my car..I don't know what's wrong with it, I'll come in if I can get it fixed."

Lukin66

MotorCityMike wrote:

"I'm at a gas station..Smoke..There's black smoke coming out of my car..I don't know what's wrong with it, I'll come in if I can get it fixed."

Ahhh, that one is tried and true. I've used it a few times. Good thing my car is almost 12 years old and is a Ford, haha. Corroborating evidence, haha...

the wolf

i have killed off my "step" grandmother at every job i have ever worked !

she is already dead, and i get this warm feeling in the sub-cocal area every time i do it considering she ripped my father and me and my sisters off for almost 2 million bucks that was supposed to go to my dad and our family.

fucking bitch. i cant wait to get back to work just so i can kill her off again when i need time off ! : )

timroth

MrSmith wrote:

i said my grandmother died to get a week off once. :( i ended up quiting and not going back anyway. not my proudest moment, but god i hated that job.

a whole week off...oh shit....i think you were pushing the limits there.

JordyWordy

the wolf wrote:

i have killed off my "step" grandmother at every job i have ever worked !

she is already dead, and i get this warm feeling in the sub-cocal area every time i do it considering she ripped my father and me and my sisters off for almost 2 million bucks that was supposed to go to my dad and our family.

fucking bitch. i cant wait to get back to work just so i can kill her off again when i need time off ! : )

this made me laugh.

Heineken Helen

the wolf wrote:

i have killed off my "step" grandmother at every job i have ever worked !

she is already dead, and i get this warm feeling in the sub-cocal area every time i do it considering she ripped my father and me and my sisters off for almost 2 million bucks that was supposed to go to my dad and our family.

fucking bitch. i cant wait to get back to work just so i can kill her off again when i need time off ! : )

I love this... I've somebody that comes in handy like that too!