Larry is in room 233
timroth
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Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, said, 'Where in
the hell have you been?'
Larry replied, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned.
'What kind of tattoo did you get?' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my
privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And,lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime
you want.'
Larry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
the hell have you been?'
Larry replied, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned.
'What kind of tattoo did you get?' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my
privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And,lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime
you want.'
Larry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
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