this is fucking funny !!!

IndianSummer

check these pics out and their descriptions.

http://www.mopba.org/MultProfiles/1150105272281-2107/iTCHiBaLL-eNTRaNTS-20o5

IndianSummer

and this too

http://www.museumofbadart.org/

DeetroitBaasketball

We are laughing!

xSmackSoundx

Their not funny

MonsterOfTheMidway

Fail.

IndianSummer

A colourful and warped still-life/interior you immediately wish to get ‘out’ of. A Post-modernist, failed realist statement of the smoker's plight?


Mutant flower with truncated stem, together with a side-on cross-section of a woman with either a baby, or an enlarged liver growing inside her. Commendable nipple and hairless underarm work!


Very hard to describe, except for saying it is truly horrible. This artist is consistently disturbing. The recurring theme of amputation is evident in fabulous monotone maroon murk.


Perhaps the title means we are at a loss as to how to interpret this work or which direction to hang it.


Reclining young female nude mermaid(?) with butterflies strategically placed as an effective tool for the artist to avoid rendering the female genitalia. Bit fishy to us!

MonsterOfTheMidway

*crickets*

haffajappa

these would be funnier if i knew they were done by some pretentious self righteous elitist classmate i've come across one too many times in the past... the ones where they go on and on about how much they know and analyse art as if they're a master and talk about how great their work is.... and you think, WOW! they must be kickass!! and then you see their stuff and its similar to those links haha.

but if its just nice people trying hard that'd suck to see your work there...

fuck

i can't believe i spent so much time looking at that ,wtf is going on?

Indian Summer

For the record, this impostor is not me. I do not, and have never supported any of his posts.

Slip Kid

Indian Summer wrote:

For the record, this impostor is not me. I do not, and have never supported any of his posts.

Riiight...

IndianSummer

This disturbing work "makes an offer you can't refuse". The chilling, matter-of-fact manner in which the subject presents the severed head to us is a poignant reminder of just how numb we have become. The understated violence implicit in the scene speaks volumes on our own desensitization, our society's reflexive use of force, and the artist's inability to deal with the hindquarters of the animal.

http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/unseen-12.html

IndianSummer

Japanese in its simplicity. American in its text. This valentine in blue hangs in MOBA as a tribute to the poster poems of the seventies.

http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/unseen-3.html

IndianSummer

This quick study of spring in the Alps captures a reflective fleeting moment at a scenic vista near an international border. The solid beauty of the apple blossoms of, perhaps, France in the foreground contrasts with dreams of Italian ice creams in the distant, suggested mountains.

http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/landscape-3.html

IndianSummer

A remarkable fusion of ski resort and wolf puppy -- stoical in his yellow-eyed silence, frozen beneath the ice-capped peak, Dog elequently challenges the viewer to rexamine old concepts of landscape.


http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/landscape-6.html

IndianSummer

The texture of the lace lends a luster to the complexion. Careful placement of Christmas poinsettias adds an Easter Island element to this remarkable portrait of the sixteenth president's wife. A painting that could have changed the course of the Civil War.

http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/portraiture-4.html

IndianSummer

The artist plays with the luminosity of skin where the sun never shines, and the grace and comfort of crossed legs in repose. We believe this may be a self-portrait, as Unknown, naked and proud, faces the fiery furnace.


http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/portraiture-12.html

IndianSummer

Mutant flower with truncated stem, together with a side-on cross-section of a woman with either a baby, or an enlarged liver growing inside her. Commendable nipple and hairless underarm work!


http://www.mopba.org/MultProfiles/1150105272281-2107/iTCHiBaLL-eNTRaNTS-20o5

IndianSummer

i do not believe no one finds these ridiculous paintings and their tongue-in-cheek descriptions funny.

MrBrian

:( why would you do this to us?

IndianSummer

Unable to complete their game of chess because they cannot move their arms from within their sleeveless robes, Death and his adversary slouch dejectedly near a mountain precipice. The striking juxtaposition of bright diagonal blue sky and somber thematic content accentuates the piece's eccentric mix of poignancy and Dada. By wrapping the figures in hooded robes, the artist neatly avoided the challenges of depicting the human form.


AND


The anonymous painter of this work firmly shut the door on all normative painterly decisions about composition, color, texture, symbolism, metaphor and most other preoccupations that attend the conventional modernist role of the artist as the privileged purveyor of an intuitive creativity shepherded by a genius recourse to tact and taste.


http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/boardtodeath.php