East London Museum Thief Gets Anally Impaled
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I'm not going to link to the article, cos it has some (obviously) nasty pictures, but I'll copy and paste the text at least...
In an unprecedented showing of instant karma, a poor thief in London has found that the old adage goes ‘crime doesn’t pay’ holds some truth. These pictures are somewhat disturbing in nature. We’ll only post the most mild ones. Ready…?
[Pics]
Ouch. He was literally filled up to his gut with justice. The backstory here is that a thief tried to break into the East London Museum. As he moved about trees and attempted to burgle the museum, the hapless thief set off the museum’s alarm system. Spooked, the robber tried to make his get-away by shimmying down the tree. As fate would have it, he lost his footing in his panic and fell, rectum first, into a waiting spike.
It’s said that it was a cool, calm night in London. When suddenly, and without warning, the anguished cries and yelps of a tortured soul resonated through the city. A man passing by finally answered the thief’s poor, poor cries and it wasn’t until police arrived that there was a glimmer of hope for the poor bloke.
It took the firemen, who arrived after police, actually bending and finally cutting the steel spike so the man could have it removed from his rectum. I think it goes without saying that this guy suffered just a smidgen of intestinal damage. He still faces charges for attempted robbery, so as you can probably guess, he’ll be spending a bunch of long, long nights in jail. Oh, karma, you naughty devil.
In an unprecedented showing of instant karma, a poor thief in London has found that the old adage goes ‘crime doesn’t pay’ holds some truth. These pictures are somewhat disturbing in nature. We’ll only post the most mild ones. Ready…?
[Pics]
Ouch. He was literally filled up to his gut with justice. The backstory here is that a thief tried to break into the East London Museum. As he moved about trees and attempted to burgle the museum, the hapless thief set off the museum’s alarm system. Spooked, the robber tried to make his get-away by shimmying down the tree. As fate would have it, he lost his footing in his panic and fell, rectum first, into a waiting spike.
It’s said that it was a cool, calm night in London. When suddenly, and without warning, the anguished cries and yelps of a tortured soul resonated through the city. A man passing by finally answered the thief’s poor, poor cries and it wasn’t until police arrived that there was a glimmer of hope for the poor bloke.
It took the firemen, who arrived after police, actually bending and finally cutting the steel spike so the man could have it removed from his rectum. I think it goes without saying that this guy suffered just a smidgen of intestinal damage. He still faces charges for attempted robbery, so as you can probably guess, he’ll be spending a bunch of long, long nights in jail. Oh, karma, you naughty devil.
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