Turkey-Breakin'!

eyedclaar

Is everyone already turkey-breakin' or what? Yes, turkey-breakin' is not only a holiday vacation but a new cool urban dance as well.

mickeyrat

eyedclaar wrote:

Is everyone already turkey-breakin' or what? Yes, turkey-breakin' is not only a holiday vacation but a new cool urban dance as well.

how does this actually go? like the funky chicken or what?

eyedclaar

mickeyrat wrote:

how does this actually go? like the funky chicken or what?

Somewhat. You do make the wing flapping motions with your arms but you have to be on your back and spinnin' while you're doing it.

That's just the first bit of a very complicated move.

norm

eyedclaar wrote:

Is everyone already turkey-breakin' or what? Yes, turkey-breakin' is not only a holiday vacation but a new cool urban dance as well.

how does one break a turkey?

eyedclaar

cutback wrote:

how does one break a turkey?

Sarah Palin knows the proper torture techniques to break a turkey...

norm

eyedclaar wrote:

Sarah Palin knows the proper torture techniques to break a turkey...

it's eerie how we think alike...i was thinking of that video when i posted that :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

Phantom Pain

I thought you meant you were yelling and breaking the turkey down like they do in the Marines

If that's the case...yes it has started

eyedclaar

Phantom Pain wrote:

I thought you meant you were yelling and breaking the turkey down like they do in the Marines

If that's the case...yes it has started

Excellent. I've been opening up my freezer periodically and screaming, "You ain't shit, gobbler! You're going down, punk!"

norm

hartamh wrote:

that's turkey abuse

which part? putting a live turkey in a freezer or yelling at said turkey?

mickeyrat

cutback wrote:

which part? putting a live turkey in a freezer or yelling at said turkey?

everyone knows it's much easier to yell at them if they are REALLY cold. less likely to gobble back!

eyedclaar

hartamh wrote:

Well, bad enough it's dead and has been frozen, but to yell at it, that just ain't right!!

Oh, my turkey isn't dead. I open the door to yell at him often enough that he never quite freezes. He is very cold though and like it was already pointed out, he barely has the strength to gobble back.

norm

gobble back....isn't that a justin timberlake song?

eyedclaar

cutback wrote:

gobble back....isn't that a justin timberlake song?

I think it was a Timberlake b-side that Cornell is currently polishing up for Scream.

norm

eyedclaar wrote:

I think it was a Timberlake b-side that Cornell is currently polishing up for Scream.

that's where i heard it....boy that cornell...breaking musical barriers left and right....what a talent

chiquimonkey

cutback wrote:

gobble back....isn't that a justin timberlake song?

i'm bringing gobbleback (yeah), you fucking chickens dunno how to act

*proceeds to bust a move*

eyedclaar

hartamh wrote:

I thought this thread go way

This craze of yelling at mostly frozen turkeys while incorporating a wicked dance move is just getting started... in America. It's already huge in Belgium.

eyedclaar

My Turkey-Breakin' commences post haste! See y'all on the flipside.

celebration

lobster is the new turkey

RolandTD20Kdrummer

turkey-breakin'...is that anything like chokin' the chicken?

celebration

hartamh wrote:

OMG I love lobster:)

lobster is coming down in price

turkey makes me sleepy