I'll just grab a nice penthouse suite somewhere and watch the world burn...then when all my supplies run out I'll become Mad Max and roam the earth in a mustang staking my claim as the ruler and executioner of all thats is evil...thats the best plan
I'll just grab a nice penthouse suite somewhere and watch the world burn...then when all my supplies run out I'll become Mad Max and roam the earth in a mustang staking my claim as the ruler and executioner of all thats is evil...thats the best plan
see why do people wait to do what they really want when things go bad. i'm down for roaming the earth in a mustang right now. or a cougar. those are badass.
well beside the execution part. i don't want to mess up my nails, i just painted 'em
I've read my Zombie Survival Guide from cover to cover, got my crew in mind.
My nursing/first aider skills will make me pretty handy to have around. I got it covered :cool:
I'm gonna put myself in prime position, take my crutches in hand baseball-style and smash me some post-apocalyptic zombie brains!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
if I have to go out Im going out getting high as fuck on the best bud I can find and getting laid
Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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i feel like a zombie today. i went to bed too late last nite
I'm not going to even try and bash you. My knees are already a little dodgy; they don't need stabbed. By the way, I loved the "shank cozy" remark. Just awesome. You are awfully high-larios...
for a girl.
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As long as I get to bash a least one zombie, the apocalypse will be totally worth it!
We can be a tag team! We have to have a name.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Or maybe October of 2012.. I know it is not really Dec 21st. The Mayan calendar isn't based on the planets and solar cycles like we base our calendar. It just happens to end when the planets align causing a supposed polar shift.. at least thats one theory..
didn't know men had the corner on the humor market....if i was more awake i'd bash your cranium in zombiestyle. as it is, i'll just sit here and sip my coffee instead
didn't know men had the corner on the humor market....if i was more awake i'd bash your cranium in zombiestyle. as it is, i'll just sit here and sip my coffee instead
That's what I expect...
from a girl. Kidding, monkey, don't kill me!
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I'm straight with that
they can eat my brains as theyre riding me, lmao! Just gotta make sure we get that last nut out :eek:
Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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How about eyebharmless? I like the ironic twist of keeping the word harmless when in fact we are really quite harmful... at least to zombies.
I like it!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Well, that's my contingency plan - to horde all the drugs. But what are you going to do?
the drugs are taken care of, so all i need to keep up with are my survival skills.
i aim to be a sort of macgyver kinda bitch, lock me up in a garage and i'll make a uzi out of a wheelbarrow..;)
i will be kicking ass and i won't have any need in taking names.
i could give a fuck less who they are.
i will be surviving on natural resources.
meat will be hunted and cooked over fire.
way out in the woods i'll be living in a cabin shelter i construct myself.
i'll have fresh water 24x7.
berry collecting and gardening will be done.
i'll wear furs and brush my teeth with the herb mint.
i'll be canning, curing, and smoking my foods.
i'll even some-how find and plant marijuana seeds for the cultivation of greenery.
every act would need to be done carefully beings no doctors are around.
no axe or hatchet to the hand while splitting kindling.
no falling down and breaking a leg while chasing elk.
i will be welcoming others with open arms as long as they contribute to keeping us alive.
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well beside the execution part. i don't want to mess up my nails, i just painted 'em
yep, thats pretty much my game plan
in any post-apopoliptical scenario, a good manicure is key
My nursing/first aider skills will make me pretty handy to have around. I got it covered :cool:
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I'm down for that.
and they come in handy for eye gauging
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Sense of humor much?
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Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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I'm not going to even try and bash you. My knees are already a little dodgy; they don't need stabbed. By the way, I loved the "shank cozy" remark. Just awesome. You are awfully high-larios...
for a girl.
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2012. We've got tons of time...
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What if all you can find are zombie chicks?
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That's what I expect...
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they can eat my brains as theyre riding me, lmao! Just gotta make sure we get that last nut out :eek:
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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To keep you clear of the sun
You've been burned more than once
You don't think much of trust
I like it!
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the drugs are taken care of, so all i need to keep up with are my survival skills.
i aim to be a sort of macgyver kinda bitch, lock me up in a garage and i'll make a uzi out of a wheelbarrow..;)
i could give a fuck less who they are.
i will be surviving on natural resources.
meat will be hunted and cooked over fire.
way out in the woods i'll be living in a cabin shelter i construct myself.
i'll have fresh water 24x7.
berry collecting and gardening will be done.
i'll wear furs and brush my teeth with the herb mint.
i'll be canning, curing, and smoking my foods.
i'll even some-how find and plant marijuana seeds for the cultivation of greenery.
every act would need to be done carefully beings no doctors are around.
no axe or hatchet to the hand while splitting kindling.
no falling down and breaking a leg while chasing elk.
i will be welcoming others with open arms as long as they contribute to keeping us alive.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce