Gig Tonight

eyedclaar

My band is competing for a chance to open for Built to Spill. Wish us luck, or don't. I thrive on your negative energy...

Phantom Pain

eyedclaar wrote:

My band is competing for a chance to open for Built to Spill. Wish us luck, or don't. I thrive on your negative energy...

You guys suck

AmentsChick

eyedclaar wrote:

I thrive on your negative energy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-j31YoEeRU

eyedclaar

Phantom Pain wrote:

You guys suck

Sweet! Keep 'em coming.

eyedclaar

AmentsChick wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-j31YoEeRU

Exactly. I knew the quote wasn't word for word, but you got it.

norm

i hope you fail worse than a eunuch at a whorehouse

polaris

if my cats are hiding under the bed all night - i know you guys are playing ...

eyedclaar

polaris wrote:

if my cats are hiding under the bed all night - i know you guys are playing ...

If they are anything like my cats, they will actually attempt to chew each other's ears off.

chiquimonkey

hope all your gear spontaneously bursts into flames.

(well actually that would be a pretty neat thing to see, so hmmm )

eyedclaar

chiquimonkey wrote:

hope all your gear spontaneously bursts into flames.

(well actually that would be a pretty neat thing to see, so hmmm )

Especially if it was the last song. Maybe I'll just set my litte brother (the drummer) on fire.

chiquimonkey

eyedclaar wrote:

Especially if it was the last song. Maybe I'll just set my litte brother (the drummer) on fire.

sweet, be sure there's a recording for youtube

but in all seriousness, good luck on the gig!

RolandTD20Kdrummer

I hope the drummer flings a stick at you and cuts open the side of your face, just as you start playing.

eyedclaar

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

I hope the drummer flings a stick at you and cuts open the side of your face, just as you start playing.

But that's how we always start our gigs...

norm

at what part during the show do you sacrifice a goat?

eyedclaar

cutback wrote:

at what part during the show do you sacrifice a goat?

During the encore break. Then we come out with buckets of blood and douse the audience.

norm

eyedclaar wrote:

During the encore break. Then we come out with buckets of blood and douse the audience.

righteous!!!

eyedclaar

cutback wrote:

righteous!!!

That's what we tell the audience but most of them look at us like we're satan or something. Gosh people, lighten up. It's just a bucket full of warm blood.

Kushikushun

I hope the singer from Creed comes to tell you he has enough of you copying his sound.

norm

eyedclaar wrote:

That's what we tell the audience but most of them look at us like we're satan or something. Gosh people, lighten up. It's just a bucket full of warm blood.

you're first mistake.....playing churches

eyedclaar

Kushikushun wrote:

I hope the singer from Creed comes to tell you he has enough of you copying his sound.

Awesome taunt!

Some people say I sound like Meatloaf. WTF???

eyedclaar

cutback wrote:

you're first mistake.....playing churches

Hey, they agreed. Having never been to church, I just assumed they were full of accepting, non-judgemental people. Who knew?

SENROCK

eyedclaar wrote:

My band is competing for a chance to open for Built to Spill. Wish us luck, or don't. I thrive on your negative energy...

i just saw 6 bands out of 7,590 make it to the finals for ONE to be chosen to be on tour with motley crue AND get a record deal AND 25 grand. it was really cool seeing not nationally known bands get that opportunity. Sure, people may not like the crue but its tight that they are giving someone else a chance like Ozzy gave them! Rock the house, sexxxy.....you can do it!!!

eyedclaar

SENROCK! wrote:

i just saw 6 bands out of 7,590 make it to the finals for ONE to be chosen to be on tour with motley crue AND get a record deal AND 25 grand. it was really cool seeing not nationally known bands get that opportunity. Sure, people may not like the crue but its tight that they are giving someone else a chance like Ozzy gave them! Rock the house, sexxxy.....you can do it!!!

SEN you do indeed ROCK! Thanks. We tore it up last night, so I hope we get the Built to Spill gig. So very tired now...

TrixieCat

My dog can fart out a tune better than you guys.

eyedclaar

TrixieCat wrote:

My dog can fart out a tune better than you guys.

Is this song farting dog willing to join the band? We're looking to branch out a little in our sound...

TrixieCat

eyedclaar wrote:

Is this song farting dog willing to join the band? We're looking to branch out a little in our sound...

He wouldn't fart within 10 feet of your band.

iluvcats

TrixieCat wrote:

My dog can fart out a tune better than you guys.

where is the clip? how did you hear them?

eyedclaar

iluvcats wrote:

where is the clip? how did you hear them?

She used to be our manager, but she left us for a farting dog. Honestly, with the way those two looked at each other, the band knew they'd be running off together eventually.

TrixieCat

eyedclaar wrote:

She used to be our manager, but she left us for a farting dog. Honestly, with the way those two looked at each other, the band knew they'd be running off together eventually.

He keeps me warm at night.
And honestly, you guys suck.
Big time.
My cat went into labor listening to your record and she wasn't even with kitten.

eyedclaar

TrixieCat wrote:

He keeps me warm at night.
And honestly, you guys suck.
Big time.
My cat went into labor listening to your record and she wasn't even with kitten.

Take these words of wisdom straight to the bank, people. From what I hear, if anyone knows anything about sucking big time, it's Trixie.

TrixieCat

eyedclaar wrote:

Take these words of wisdom straight to the bank, people. From what I hear, if anyone knows anything about sucking big time, it's Trixie.

That's right.
Listen to eyedclaar.


(we are joking around, right? )