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Yogi Stole My Picnic Basket

eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Clever little forest ninja broke into my cooler and made off with our roast beef and a big ol' tupperware container full of sausage gravy. Never did find the tupperware. Oh well, I hope the bear enjoyed the treat. With all the wild fires we had last year, I'm sure food is scarce.
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    You have issues...
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Clever little forest ninja broke into my cooler and made off with our roast beef and a big ol' tupperware container full of sausage gravy. Never did find the tupperware. Oh well, I hope the bear enjoyed the treat. With all the wild fires we had last year, I'm sure food is scarce.

    Hey Boo-boo! (Someone had to do it..)
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    Tell the other bears what you saw!!
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    You have issues...


    Well yeah, but what did I do this time? For once, it was something stealing from me, not the other way around. It's lucky I didn't catch it or I would have put that bear in a headlock and given it a noogie.
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Well yeah, but what did I do this time? For once, it was something stealing from me, not the other way around. It's lucky I didn't catch it or I would have put that bear in a headlock and given it a noogie.

    You don't have to do anything eyed, darling, just posting is enough to keep me entertained...

    You should hunt that damn bear down and make a rug... or pass it on to me for taxidermy! :D
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Rygar wrote:
    Tell the other bears what you saw!!


    You want me to rat out my fellow thief? I am no rat. Besides, if I told the other bears, they'd just laugh at me.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    You don't have to do anything eyed, darling, just posting is enough to keep me entertained...

    You should hunt that damn bear down and make a rug... or pass it on to me for taxidermy! :D


    I'd rather have some human skin rugs. Not as fuzzy and warm but more pleasing to the eye! Can you help me with that project?
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    eyedclaar wrote:
    You want me to rat out my fellow thief? I am no rat. Besides, if I told the other bears, they'd just laugh at me.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9GRryPaMcA
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'd rather have some human skin rugs. Not as fuzzy and warm but more pleasing to the eye! Can you help me with that project?

    I can.

    I also specialise in human skin lampshades... interested?
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,240
    This is a funny post :D

    It did remind me of a wonderful song though

    the bear-mmj

    Its a bad idea, to go down to the pier by your self after dark.
    It's a bad idea, cause they're down on their luck
    And they've lost touch with their bleeding hearts.
    Bad idea, cause i've felt that way and i know i shouldn't have gone.
    The time is near,
    To come forward with whatever killed your spark.
    There's still time, for you,
    To change your mind or whatever
    Else you do. there's still time.
    Charlotte 00
    Charlotte 03
    Asheville 04
    Atlanta 12
    Greenville 16, Columbia 16
    Seattle 18 
    Nashville 22
    Ohana Festival 24 x2
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Rygar wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9GRryPaMcA

    haha

    I'm surprised I didn't recognize it at first. I remember now. Funny stuff!
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I can.

    I also specialise in human skin lampshades... interested?


    Anytime I see a human used for something that's actually practical, I'm interested. Sounds like a business opportunity. I'll keep the supply rolling in, you get creative with the bodies.
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  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I can.

    I also specialise in human skin lampshades... interested?

    ... and this post reminded me of this song

    I'll make a shoehorn outta your shin
    I'll make a lampshade of durable skin
    And oh, don't you know that I'm always feelin' able
    When I'm sittin' home and I'm carving out your navel
    im just a sittin' here carving out your navel

    When will I realize that this skin I'm in
    Hey, it isn't mine
    And when will the kill be too much meat for me to hide on

    Hey, I could really use a couple of hands
    To complete one hell of a plant stand
    Oh, and don't you know that I'm caught here in the middle
    Making rib cages into coffee tables
    I'm just makin' em into coffee tables

    And when will I realize that this skin I'm in
    Hey, it isn't mine
    And when will the thrill be too much meat for me to find anymore

    Oh, because you know I can't hide
    But oh how hard I try
    But this is just the shape I'm in, oh yeah
    although I know I can't hide
    But oh how hard I try
    But this is just the shape I'm in
    oh yeah, oh yeah

    If you don't have it Sian I'm sure Dave does :D
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Anytime I see a human used for something that's actually practical, I'm interested. Sounds like a business opportunity. I'll keep the supply rolling in, you get creative with the bodies.

    Deal! :D

    I'm also rather nifty with roadkill... fancy a mounted badger skull or fox head?
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Chime wrote:
    ... and this post reminded me of this song

    I'll make a shoehorn outta your shin
    I'll make a lampshade of durable skin
    And oh, don't you know that I'm always feelin' able
    When I'm sittin' home and I'm carving out your navel
    im just a sittin' here carving out your navel

    When will I realize that this skin I'm in
    Hey, it isn't mine
    And when will the kill be too much meat for me to hide on

    Hey, I could really use a couple of hands
    To complete one hell of a plant stand
    Oh, and don't you know that I'm caught here in the middle
    Making rib cages into coffee tables
    I'm just makin' em into coffee tables

    And when will I realize that this skin I'm in
    Hey, it isn't mine
    And when will the thrill be too much meat for me to find anymore

    Oh, because you know I can't hide
    But oh how hard I try
    But this is just the shape I'm in, oh yeah
    although I know I can't hide
    But oh how hard I try
    But this is just the shape I'm in
    oh yeah, oh yeah

    If you don't have it Sian I'm sure Dave does :D

    Ah yes, Blind Melon... I'm sure he does!

    Sounds interesting, I might have to have a listen later ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Deal! :D

    I'm also rather nifty with roadkill... fancy a mounted badger skull or fox head?

    Can you mix and mash? I'd like a stuffed Manticore, or maybe a Hippogriff, or at least a Jackalope.
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Can you mix and mash? I'd like a stuffed Manticore, or maybe a Hippogriff, or at least a Jackalope.

    I'll see what I can do but I have to make the best of my UK resources....

    How about a fow?
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I'll see what I can do but I have to make the best of my UK resources....

    How about a fow?


    Is that the legendary fox-cow I've heard so much about?
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,173
    Wonder if it was the legendary mattabubu.
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Is that the legendary fox-cow I've heard so much about?

    Ah.. you are learn'ed claar of eyed.

    You will be rewarded with many beasts! Fows, shadgers and pucks will surround you like a king!!
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Ah.. you are learn'ed claar of eyed.

    You will be rewarded with many beasts! Fows, shadgers and pucks will surround you like a king!!

    Excellent! It's all coming together. Who knew a bear robbing my cooler would trigger a chain of events with such dramatic consequences? A butterfly flaps its wings...
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Excellent! It's all coming together. Who knew a bear robbing my cooler would trigger a chain of events with such dramatic consequences? A butterfly flaps its wings...

    Indeed... :D

    Did a bear really rob your cooler btw? :confused:
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Indeed... :D

    Did a bear really rob your cooler btw? :confused:


    Well yeah, do y'all think I just make stuff up or what? Alright, alright, I'm not really the gun nut I pretend to be, but most of the rest of my stories are true... or at least steeped in the truth to some degree. This one is true, I promise.
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Well yeah, do y'all think I just make stuff up or what? Alright, alright, I'm not really the gun nut I pretend to be, but most of the rest of my stories are true... or at least steeped in the truth to some degree. This one is true, I promise.

    Hehe! and I just thought you was talking the crazies again! :o

    Maybe the bear just had the hungrys :)
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Hehe! and I just thought you was talking the crazies again! :o

    Maybe the bear just had the hungrys :)

    If he would have busted into a different container of mine and eaten the contents, I would have guaranteed he had the hungrys. But then, he probably would have ignored the cooler and instead made the 100 mile trek to the nearest Taco Bell.
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If he would have busted into a different container of mine and eaten the contents, I would have guaranteed he had the hungrys. But then, he probably would have ignored the cooler and instead made the 100 mile trek to the nearest Taco Bell.

    :confused: I don't see why he didn't just go to Taco Bell in the first place, surely that's better than you both getting the hungrys?

    Man, wildlife's getting lazy and selfish now a days...
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Clever little forest ninja broke into my cooler and made off with our roast beef and a big ol' tupperware container full of sausage gravy. Never did find the tupperware. Oh well, I hope the bear enjoyed the treat. With all the wild fires we had last year, I'm sure food is scarce.


    jezuz...that is good acid...
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    jezuz...that is good acid...

    The bear was on acid? Crap, that situation was more touch-n-go than I originally thought.
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,173
    hartamh wrote:
    This may not be to way out there :) I was watching the news over the weekend and there was a bear that opened the door into a store, and went over the counter and grabbed some meat and then walked out. It was all caught on the store video camera :D
    That wasn't a bear, it was Robin Williams
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2PJaAW7Bg
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