Back from prison

eyedclaar

After being detained and tortured in a dirty Chinese prison for nearly 10 days I finally learned that there isn’t a throwing star and nunchuk competition in these Beijing Olympics. I guess they just assumed I was showing up uninvited in their country with a sack full of weapons. Who knew? I clearly would have taken gold…

Anyway, it’s good to be back.

HOOKER

GOod to see you. So, whats the story?

eyedclaar

HOOKER wrote:

GOod to see you. So, whats the story?

Well, clearly I escaped. They don't let you have internet access in Chinese prisons; they aren't like the resort prisons we have over here.

HOOKER

haha.

norm

welcome home....i hope you took this advice....

eyedclaar

cutback wrote:

welcome home....i hope you took this advice....

I did but it wasn't necessary. The Chinese penis is so small that even if I was sodomized by one of those quick ninjas, I never noticed.

Fact: Yao Ming has the only Chinese penis visible to the naked eye and even then it's just barely...

Phantom Pain

I bet you can play ping-pong like Forrest....Forrest Gump

MattCameronKicksButt

Quick response: Good to see you back.

eyedclaar

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

Quick response: Good to see you back.

You can really see me? These new fangled computers are freaking me out!

in_hiding79

Welcome Back!!!!

eyedclaar

in_hiding79 wrote:

Welcome Back!!!!

Wow, 4 exclamation points! I must rate pretty high... that, or you are just humoring me. Don't tell me if so; a delicate flower such as myself simply couldn't take that.

in_hiding79

eyedclaar wrote:

Wow, 4 exclamation points! I must rate pretty high... that, or you are just humoring me. Don't tell me if so; a delicate flower such as myself simply couldn't take that.

lol

failedpersephone

So did you get that ancient Chinese secret???

eyedclaar

failedpersephone wrote:

So did you get that ancient Chinese secret???

I did. I would have never guessed Bag Balm had anything to do with it...

MattCameronKicksButt

eyedclaar wrote:

You can really see me? These new fangled computers are freaking me out!

Love the crotchless firemans outfit, btw.

eyedclaar

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

Love the crotchless firemans outfit, btw.

I'm glad somebody does. My co-workers keep telling me to put the fire hose away.