Sarcasm (a survival skill)

dunkman

eyedclaar wrote:

Actually Dunk is the reason I metamorphed from simply a lurker to a full out guns a blazin' poster. I figured if people could tolerate him than (just for Dunk) they might be able to stand me as well...

i had noticed that you were posting more frequently... i had just presumed that was as a result of your wife/gf leaving you for someone slightly more interesting... like a mute accountant who studies clouds... someone like that.

pearljamjen

Kushikushun wrote:

k, this is gonna be my favorite thread...so dont you dare make Kat or Sea close it down!!

I love sarcasm, although maybe more of a fan of irony, bc sarcasm can be cheap sometimes. Not that I am really good with either of them, but I always love it when others are. As long as they know the limit and are able to talk sense as well.

Dunk and Eyed are kings in my book of sarcasm/irony jokes!!! *crownes them*!

Continue...


p.s. Some people are way toooo sensitive

I love it too.

he still stands

From one of my favorite books, "Lamb" by Christopher Moore.

Biff is Christ's childhood friend, Joshua is Christ.

(BIFF) "It's sarcasm, Josh."
(JOSHUA) "Sarcasm?"
(BIFF) "It’s form the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”
(JOSHUA) “Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”
(BIFF) “There you go, you got it.”
(JOSHUA) “Got what?”
(BIFF) “Sarcasm.”
(JOSHUA) “No, I meant it.”
(BIFF) “Sure you did.”
(JOSHUA) “Is that sarcasm?”
(BIFF) “Irony, I think.”
(JOSHUA) “What’s the difference?”
(BIFF) “I haven’t the slightest idea.”
(JOSHUA) “So you’re being ironic now, right?”
(BIFF) “No, I really don’t know.”
(JOSHUA) “Maybe you should ask the idiot.”
(BIFF) “Now you’ve got it.”
(JOSHUA) “What?”
(BIFF) “Sarcasm.”

eyedclaar

dunkman wrote:

i had noticed that you were posting more frequently... i had just presumed that was as a result of your wife/gf leaving you for someone slightly more interesting... like a mute accountant who studies clouds... someone like that.

Hey, you insensitive jerkstore, my wife is a mute accountant who studies clouds! But now that you mention it, maybe that's why I fall asleep every time she's signing at me. Well that, and the fact that I still haven't learned any sign language so I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about.

Vedderlution_Baby

I'm sure my friends are going to thank you for giving me an excuse to be an asshole

harmless_little_f***

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