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The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,495
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
is the most unfunny comedian i have ever seen have so much success. he is terrible.
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  • stylo17stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    The Jeagler wrote:
    is the most unfunny comedian i have ever seen have so much success. he is terrible.

    you speak the truth.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,495
    stylo17 wrote:
    you speak the truth.


    the jeagler would not steer you wrong. i just dont remember a time where i though anything he ever said or did made me even remotely come close to laughing. why is he so popular????
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  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    my brother used to always urge me to watch youtube clips of him and stuff and i never got around to it... when i did i didn't see what he fuss is about. i mean he's okay...
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  • GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    i find that his jokes about lying and the athiest's sneeze are both pretty funny
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  • BetterThanYouBetterThanYou Posts: 853
    i watched one of his stand-ups and was let down. i'd heard and seen clips of his stuff before and laughed pretty hard. i guess taken in small (selected) doses, he's ok.

    he was pretty funny in 'waiting' though.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    it makes me sad this guy is popular.....he's not funny enough to be that popular
  • tvismyfriendtvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    A couple days ago one of the titles for a msn article was "Even Dane Cook doesn't like his movies."
  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    cutback wrote:
    it makes me sad this guy is popular.....he's not funny enough to be that popular

    Yea, there seems to have been a time when you had to be atleast marginally talented...
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • PJ212PJ212 Posts: 822
    He is unfunny and untalented, but kinda sexy in a dumb frat boy sorta way.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,639
    Get ready for some FOX October baseball!!!!!!
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    he is on the jay leno show right now
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    imalive wrote:
    Get ready for some FOX October baseball!!!!!!



    oh fuck not again


    PLEASE NOT AGAIN!!!!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    JakeG wrote:
    he is on the jay leno show right now


    WOW

    it's the vortex of shitty comedy! who's next? carrot top?
  • stylo17stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    imalive wrote:
    Get ready for some FOX October baseball!!!!!!

    please. no. not again. please. please. please. save us.
    6/11/08 WPB


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    ♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,639
    stylo17 wrote:
    please. no. not again. please. please. please. save us.

    I hate FOX baseball on almost every level.........McCarver, Zelasco, Pinella (pre-Cubs), Kevin Kennedy, endless commercials, Rosenthal (once described here as a "robotic turd burgular" :D), Karros, Scooter the talking baseball, etc., etc., et-fucking-cetra!
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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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  • NOCODE#1NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    The Jeagler wrote:
    is the most unfunny comedian i have ever seen have so much success. he is terrible.
    i agree
    Let's not be negative now. Thumper has spoken
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    JakeG wrote:
    i find that his jokes about lying and the athiest's sneeze are both pretty funny

    me too.
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  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    this guy is a complete moron.. i watched his last stand up, that Comedy Central was touting so hard... i dont think i laughed at ANY of his jokes... it was a complete waste of time...
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  • riffrandallriffrandall Posts: 685
    The only person I know who likes him is my younger sister who- God love her- is also a total moron.
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    He is criminally unfunny. Most current US stand-ups are, since George Carlin died. Even the supposedly great ones like Doug Stanhope do nothing for me. The world needs another Bill Hicks.

    I'm just glad we have people like Stewart Lee over here.
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  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    imalive wrote:
    Get ready for some FOX October baseball!!!!!!

    oh fuck yuou
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    I have never heard ONE person say that he was in anyway funny...or "not annoying", yet he keeps popping up everywhere.

    Something doesn't add up!
  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    his bit on the evolution of how the middle finger came about was pretty funny.

    BUT, there's no way he's a top comedian.

    i'm sure he gives a fuck about my opinion as he drives his custom ferrari made with $100 bills down santa monica blvd.
  • MrBrianMrBrian Posts: 2,672
    Some people have even compared him to dave chappelle, now that's a joke.
  • PorchsitterPorchsitter Loganville, GA Posts: 1,078
    I've never understood the hype behind Cook. He's not funny and I've always wondered how that can be when he steals jokes from other comics. How can you NOT get that right?
    We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.--Bill Hicks
  • seanw1010seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    he is not funny at all. everyone at my high school thinks he is hilarious, i have no idea why. he not funny at all. i have never laughed at any of his jokes. the ones ive seen just got me pissed of about how someone as untalented as him is famous
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • ilovesingingilovesinging Posts: 255
    He bores me. I heard he steals from other comedians. :mad: Now,that just angers me.
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  • adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,515
    I really think it's the same people who love Nickelback who love Dane Cook. It just seems that poor taste is unlimited in some folks.
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  • StuffnJunkStuffnJunk Posts: 896
    The Office took a shot at him in a clever way.....Michael (Steve Carrell) is trying to befriend his coworkers kids and he goes "who here likes Dane Cook?" and the kids are all like "ME!! I do!! I do!!"

    as if to say his brand of comedy is mostly a hit with junior high kids...to them, he is totally hip and clever

    i'd say the same thing about Carlos Mencia
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    I miss George Carlin.
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