Dane Cook

The Juggler
The Juggler Posts: 49,599
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
is the most unfunny comedian i have ever seen have so much success. he is terrible.
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  • stylo17
    stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    The Jeagler wrote:
    is the most unfunny comedian i have ever seen have so much success. he is terrible.

    you speak the truth.
    6/11/08 WPB


    ♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire

    ♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    stylo17 wrote:
    you speak the truth.


    the jeagler would not steer you wrong. i just dont remember a time where i though anything he ever said or did made me even remotely come close to laughing. why is he so popular????
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  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    my brother used to always urge me to watch youtube clips of him and stuff and i never got around to it... when i did i didn't see what he fuss is about. i mean he's okay...
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • GivenToJam88
    GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    i find that his jokes about lying and the athiest's sneeze are both pretty funny
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
  • BetterThanYou
    BetterThanYou Posts: 853
    i watched one of his stand-ups and was let down. i'd heard and seen clips of his stuff before and laughed pretty hard. i guess taken in small (selected) doses, he's ok.

    he was pretty funny in 'waiting' though.
    "Have you ever.........pooped a balloon?"
    ~D.K.S.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    it makes me sad this guy is popular.....he's not funny enough to be that popular
  • tvismyfriend
    tvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    A couple days ago one of the titles for a msn article was "Even Dane Cook doesn't like his movies."
  • HushBull
    HushBull Posts: 996
    cutback wrote:
    it makes me sad this guy is popular.....he's not funny enough to be that popular

    Yea, there seems to have been a time when you had to be atleast marginally talented...
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • PJ212
    PJ212 Posts: 827
    He is unfunny and untalented, but kinda sexy in a dumb frat boy sorta way.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,561
    Get ready for some FOX October baseball!!!!!!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • GivenToJam88
    GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    he is on the jay leno show right now
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    imalive wrote:
    Get ready for some FOX October baseball!!!!!!



    oh fuck not again


    PLEASE NOT AGAIN!!!!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    JakeG wrote:
    he is on the jay leno show right now


    WOW

    it's the vortex of shitty comedy! who's next? carrot top?
  • stylo17
    stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    imalive wrote:
    Get ready for some FOX October baseball!!!!!!

    please. no. not again. please. please. please. save us.
    6/11/08 WPB


    ♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire

    ♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,561
    stylo17 wrote:
    please. no. not again. please. please. please. save us.

    I hate FOX baseball on almost every level.........McCarver, Zelasco, Pinella (pre-Cubs), Kevin Kennedy, endless commercials, Rosenthal (once described here as a "robotic turd burgular" :D), Karros, Scooter the talking baseball, etc., etc., et-fucking-cetra!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • NOCODE#1
    NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    The Jeagler wrote:
    is the most unfunny comedian i have ever seen have so much success. he is terrible.
    i agree
    Let's not be negative now. Thumper has spoken
  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    JakeG wrote:
    i find that his jokes about lying and the athiest's sneeze are both pretty funny

    me too.
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    To keep you clear of the sun
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  • NYbenben
    NYbenben Posts: 1,020
    this guy is a complete moron.. i watched his last stand up, that Comedy Central was touting so hard... i dont think i laughed at ANY of his jokes... it was a complete waste of time...
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    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • riffrandall
    riffrandall Posts: 685
    The only person I know who likes him is my younger sister who- God love her- is also a total moron.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    He is criminally unfunny. Most current US stand-ups are, since George Carlin died. Even the supposedly great ones like Doug Stanhope do nothing for me. The world needs another Bill Hicks.

    I'm just glad we have people like Stewart Lee over here.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"

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