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The Worst Actor Ever Thread

Cuntified CCuntified C Posts: 114
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
For me, THE SHITTEST actor on earth has to be Orlando Bloom.

He's as hot as fuck, and most women definitely would :D but if anyone has seen even a few clips of Kingdom of Heaven, they'll know what I'm talking about...Also David Carusso in CSI Miami just gets on my nerves.
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  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    kevin costner and keanu reeves
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
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    You don't think much of trust
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    elizabeth berkeley - showgirls

    the pool scene alone....
    I love to turn you on
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    keanu

    sharon stone

    andie mcdowell
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    not even close on Orlando Bloom...the worst actor(s) is/are....

    whomever was in FearDotCom :D
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  • Cuntified CCuntified C Posts: 114
    petrocs wrote:
    not even close on Orlando Bloom...the worst actor(s) is/are....

    whomever was in FearDotCom :D

    I don't disagree with people often, but on this guys 'acting' ability I'll definitely stand my ground on that. In Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings, he's wooden but gets away with it because he's the support role, but in Black Hawk Down and Kingdom of Heaven, he's SHIT!

    Sorry but that's the truth of the matter.
  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,903
    I think Hayden Christiansen is pretty bad
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    angie76 wrote:
    kevin costner and keanu reeves
    Kevin Costner gets such a bad time. He's actually a really good actor. He's just done a lot of bad movies. check out these fine performances:
    JFK
    The Untouchables
    Dances With Wolves
    13 Days
    Mr Brooks
    Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.

    I'm with the O.P. on Orlando bloom being one of the worst actors of all time. I'm struggling to think of anyone worse. At least anyone who has that level of fame anyway. In LotR he was fine because he didn't have to say anything. He just had to stare into the distance and look pretty. Otherwise he's beyond awful.

    I find Keanu Reeves to be good in roles where he doesn't know what's going on ie - The Matrix (first one only), A Scanner Darkly, the Bill and Ted movies. Otherwise, again he's pretty shit.
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  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    Kevin Costner gets such a bad time. He's actually a really good actor. He's just done a lot of bad movies. check out these fine performances:
    JFK
    The Untouchables
    Dances With Wolves
    13 Days
    Mr Brooks
    Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.

    I'm with the O.P. on Orlando bloom being one of the worst actors of all time. I'm struggling to think of anyone worse. At least anyone who has that level of fame anyway.

    ah, okay I haven't seen all those movies. I remember in robin hood, he couldn't keep the english accent going..it was kind of funny :D.


    Jessica Simpson is pretty crappy...Dukes of Hazzard? omg..that movie was practically unwatchable.
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,981
    colin farrell


    hard to watch for me...girls probably no problem


    Cameron Diaz

    Dont get the buzz around her
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    angie76 wrote:
    ah, okay I haven't seen all those movies. I remember in robin hood, he couldn't keep the english accent going..it was kind of funny :D.


    Jessica Simpson is pretty crappy...Dukes of Hazzard? omg..that movie was practically unwatchable.
    haha, I don't think he even tried tbh. I probably could have left that movie off the list, but I've always enjoyed the hamminess of it all. And Alan Rickman just makes it sooo much better.
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    colin farrell

    Ever seen In Bruges, Phone Booth, Minority Report, The Recruit, Intermission, Tigerland?
    Again a lot of very good performances. The man can act. Just don't take Daredevil and SWAT to be his only output and you'll see this.
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    haha, I don't think he even tried tbh. I probably could have left that movie off the list, but I've always enjoyed the hamminess of it all. And Alan Rickman just makes it sooo much better.

    I was in highschool when it came out and i think the song that bryan adams did for it was me and my boyfriends "song" lol....so corny.

    Oh yeah Alan Rickman is good.
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    sly stallone
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • schmoffschmoff Posts: 428
    bill paxton hands down
    50+ shows and lost count somewhere along the way
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Lizard wrote:
    sly stallone
    hahahaha, so true!!


    Keanu Reeves and Drew Barrymore!

    Jennifer Aniston also is bad because she plays "Rachel Green" in EVERY role she has...it's annoying! She sucks..
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • jammergirljammergirl Posts: 599
    paul walker!!! the younger generation's keanu...
    also jason biggs and freddie prinze jr.



    colin farrel is good, though. in bruges alone made me a fan!
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,981
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    haha, I don't think he even tried tbh. I probably could have left that movie off the list, but I've always enjoyed the hamminess of it all. And Alan Rickman just makes it sooo much better.



    Ever seen In Bruges, Phone Booth, Minority Report, The Recruit, Intermission, Tigerland?
    Again a lot of very good performances. The man can act. Just don't take Daredevil and SWAT to be his only output and you'll see this.



    Your just lookin out for your hometown boy :D

    In Bruges was very good
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    Your just lookin out for your hometown boy :D

    In Bruges was very good
    hahaha :D Strange thing is, he gets a harder time back here, just because of that. I'm always defending him :p
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Nicholas Cage...or is it that he's in so many awful movies? Every one's a cheese fest with Nick.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Shquille O'Neal.

    Oh wait Jon Stewart too.
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  • riffrandallriffrandall Posts: 685
    Jim Belushi gets my vote. "An actor among actors."
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,250
    nah the worst actors are allways the rock stars ,singers to name a few ..

    elvis
    sinatra
    dave mathews
    it goes on and on .......
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,981
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Shquille O'Neal.

    Oh wait Jon Stewart too.

    Kazam?// was the shit


    - the (the) :D
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Nicholas Cage...or is it that he's in so many awful movies? Every one's a cheese fest with Nick.

    Seconded...I can't believe anyone still lets ths guy make movies. When can we look forward to the sequel about the biker who's on fire? I will say this though, he was outstanding in Leaving Las Vegas
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,329
    steven segal
    ben affleck
    sly stallone
    wiliam shatner
    arnold schwarzenegger
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    All of Kiss, in that movie The Phantom in the Park, or whatever it was called :D just ridiculous :rolleyes:
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    Nicholas Cage...or is it that he's in so many awful movies? Every one's a cheese fest with Nick.
    :eek:
    He was in Con Air! The best worst movie ever!!!!!
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :eek:
    He was in Con Air! The best worst movie ever!!!!!

    I remember watching that, thinking..."oh that wasn't bad"...and then it went on for another half an hour...all that motorbiking/fire engine riding...what a croc!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    angie76 wrote:
    kevin costner and keanu reeves

    wow, first post of the thread is the correct one!
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :eek:
    He was in Con Air! The best worst movie ever!!!!!
    Really???? I thought it was one of the worst ever! Please tell me you were joking.;)

    Cameron Diaz - irritating

    Pierce Brosnan - slimy in every part he's done!
  • Touchofgray16Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    singularity wrote:
    wow, first post of the thread is the correct one!


    I second that !
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