who said that phone masturbating should only be confined to a public toilets?
and anyway i'm sure people won't mind, if i were to choose between hearing someone take a shit in a toilet or masturbate then it would be much more pleasing to my ears if it's the latter one ......especially if it's unisex toilets and person's that wanking is guy
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
if a conversation with someone is damn important then sit down somewhere and take the call instead of chatting like a fuckhead while...
driving*
shopping
walking
shitting
or
at a concert
at a sporting event
in a museum
at the library
* - trust me....there is nothing in your life important enough to risk your life to take a call from sally because bob left to go bowling.....GET OVER YOURSELVES PEOPLE!!!!! PUT DOWN THE GODDAMN PHONE AND DRIVE....YOU'RE A BAD ENOUGH DRIVER WITHOUT THE PHONE GLUED TO YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
i've seen on the news before where they randomly collected cell phones from people in a crowded city, took samples from the phone and guess what they found? yeast infection :(
my cellphone was screwed up this weekend....I tried to use a payphone to make a collect call and my credit card (which is paid up and good) would not work.
the clerk at 711 let me use his cellphone. although he looked clean, i was cringing as i used it because he's touched all that money etc. i have a cold now which started 2 days ago.
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I once hung up on a customer for announcing she was going to the bathroom. I was like, "Call back when you're done!"
Admittedly, I have been bringing the phone to the bathroom with me today (Ewww), 'cause I'm waiting for a fucking UPS package and have to buzz them in the door. Whatever happened to package service in these secure buildings? :rolleyes:
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who talk on cellphones while using the restroom?! :eek:
seriously....wtf?
is whatever conversation so important that you cannot hang-up and redial after you take care of business? i have witnessed/heard this 2x this week in my office ladies room. i just think....disgusting! and man, what about the poor person on the other end of the line, can they hear anything? yuck. i can think of NO reason to do this, and never would. gross, gross, gross. i mean, even the logistics of it, phone in one hand, etc.......ewwwwwww.
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Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
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why hasn't any company come out with a waterproof cell phone?
not that i know...from experience...
why hasn't any company come out with soundproof toilets? Why does it have to echo so much?
but yeh, I'm with ya on this... I've always thought it's disgusting
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You do know people can't catch germs through a telephone?
i think she's referring to germs ON your telephone.........eeeewwwww....
continuing onwards with the idea of what's with people
what's with people on the train and they do NOT have their tickets handy? i'm not talking about the person who makes a mad dash to *just* make it into the train an then the conductor is right there.....but more the person who is sitting comfortably in their seat for a good 5-10 minutes before the conductor comes around to check ticekts, and then seems genuinely surprised/flustered as they take 5 minutes to retrieve their ticket from their pockets/purse. :rolleyes:
i witnessed this last night on my regular commute home. this woman took at least 5 minutes to retrieve her ticket as the conductor stood waiting - a couple other cars worth of people she needed to check - and it was a monthly, so it's not like she is *new* to the whole commuting thing, that the conductors actually do check each and every ticket. sheesh. people are amazing...
if a conversation with someone is damn important then sit down somewhere and take the call instead of chatting like a fuckhead while...
driving*
shopping
walking
shitting
or
at a concert
at a sporting event
in a museum
at the library
I agree with not using your cell phone during a concert, sporting event, museum and library - and definitely the public restrooms. But maybe you should consider some of the reasons why people talk where they do?
I always talk while grocery shopping if I don't have my iPod with me. It dulls the pain of actually being there. I also talk on the cell while driving, though I use my bluetooth Jawbone - not holding the phone up to my ear - and I'm a great driver
I find, as a mom, that errands are the only time I actually get privacy and can have a semi-serious conversation. I look forward to these times. I don't have to interrupt a conversation to yell about homework or cleaning, answer math questions, etc. My kid is never lacking my attention, but a parent being on the phone at home is like a MAGNET for a kid to come and interrupt.
I'm on my cell whenever I can, and to borrow a phrase from Speedy, I don't give a rats ass if people think I'm a fucktard for doing so..
Just thought I'd shed some light on what it's like to wear the other shoe
I agree with not using your cell phone during a concert, sporting event, museum and library - and definitely the public restrooms. But maybe you should consider some of the reasons why people talk where they do?
I always talk while grocery shopping if I don't have my iPod with me. It dulls the pain of actually being there. I also talk on the cell while driving, though I use my bluetooth Jawbone - not holding the phone up to my ear - and I'm a great driver
I find, as a mom, that errands are the only time I actually get privacy and can have a semi-serious conversation. I look forward to these times. I don't have to interrupt a conversation to yell about homework or cleaning, answer math questions, etc. My kid is never lacking of my attention, but a parent being on the phone at home is like a MAGNET for a kid to come and interrupt.
I'm on my cell whenever I can, and to borrow a phrase from Speedy, don't give a rats ass if people think I'm a fucktard for doing so..
Just thought I'd shed some light on what it's like to wear the other shoe
give me a call....
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!! hehehehe
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
LOL!! Great timing! I'm gonna call in 5 minutes while driving, then continue to chat with you while stopping to pee in a public bathroom of a library/museum!
I agree with not using your cell phone during a concert, sporting event, museum and library - and definitely the public restrooms. But maybe you should consider some of the reasons why people talk where they do?
I always talk while grocery shopping if I don't have my iPod with me. It dulls the pain of actually being there. I also talk on the cell while driving, though I use my bluetooth Jawbone - not holding the phone up to my ear - and I'm a great driver
I find, as a mom, that errands are the only time I actually get privacy and can have a semi-serious conversation. I look forward to these times. I don't have to interrupt a conversation to yell about homework or cleaning, answer math questions, etc. My kid is never lacking my attention, but a parent being on the phone at home is like a MAGNET for a kid to come and interrupt.
I'm on my cell whenever I can, and to borrow a phrase from Speedy, I don't give a rats ass if people think I'm a fucktard for doing so..
Just thought I'd shed some light on what it's like to wear the other shoe
i understand laura but if i'm trying to get at something on a shelf and someone is standing there babbling away clueless to what is going on around them, well that just pisses me off.....and for full disclosure, i'm no saint....i've done many of the thing i bitched about and if someone got pissed at me for it, i'd agree with them....;)
Why is it that whenever you're driving and come up on an accident that people must slow down and ogle at the wreck? This pisses me off something fierce. :mad: Why do something that can a) cause other accidents b) make traffic back up (for miles sometimes if you're on an interstate highway) and c) make me spit venom? I don't care that Joe had a fender bender with Mary...I just want to get home. And, inevitably it's 10 times worse going home from work than at any other time during the day.
i understand laura but if i'm trying to get at something on a shelf and someone is standing there babbling away clueless to what is going on around them, well that just pisses me off.....and for full disclosure, i'm no saint....i've done many of the thing i bitched about and if someone got pissed at me for it, i'd agree with them....;)
Heh none of us are , and yeah, agreed... it can be annoying. Or the extremely loud people that shout into their phones.. fortunately I can multi-task and speak at a reasonable volume
i think she's referring to germs ON your telephone.........eeeewwwww....
Germs get everywhere! Do you take your shoes off before you go in and out of the bathroom? A few germs are good for you anyway.
I hate it when people walk around the shopping centre with a mobile. I don't understand why they don't just take a list? It's nearly always the guys too!
I hate it when people walk around the shopping centre with a mobile. I don't understand why they don't just take a list? It's nearly always the guys too!
Wait a second here. I may have called my gf in the past about certain items but that's only to avoid the bitching if god forbid I buy conditioner for curly and smooth hair as opposed to curl rejuvenation for silky hair. :rolleyes: Men know how to shop. (Some) Women know how to screw up shopping.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Wait a second here. I may have called my gf in the past about certain items but that's only to avoid the bitching if god forbid I buy conditioner for curly and smooth hair as opposed to curl rejuvenation for silky hair. :rolleyes: Men know how to shop. (Some) Women know how to screw up shopping.
why are you shopping for your girlfriend's conditioner?
...I think I hear the sound of a good whipping....:)
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I always sit writing to you guys with my laptop perched on my legs while going for a poo. I'm doing it right now!
but what would people say?
who said that phone masturbating should only be confined to a public toilets?
and anyway i'm sure people won't mind, if i were to choose between hearing someone take a shit in a toilet or masturbate then it would be much more pleasing to my ears if it's the latter one
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and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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That said, I do not use the phone when I'm on the throne.
(Hey. That rhymes.)
People are weird. And gross.
i really have nothing else to add to that lol
maybe with an AMEN!
my cellphone was screwed up this weekend....I tried to use a payphone to make a collect call and my credit card (which is paid up and good) would not work.
the clerk at 711 let me use his cellphone. although he looked clean, i was cringing as i used it because he's touched all that money etc. i have a cold now which started 2 days ago.
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
Admittedly, I have been bringing the phone to the bathroom with me today (Ewww), 'cause I'm waiting for a fucking UPS package and have to buzz them in the door. Whatever happened to package service in these secure buildings? :rolleyes:
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***********************
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"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
You do know people can't catch germs through a telephone?
but yeh, I'm with ya on this... I've always thought it's disgusting
Verona??? it's all surmountable
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Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Don't lie!
My son is always putting the mobile down the toilet. We took the sim card out in the end and gave him his own.
hahaha!
you waited all day..
but you left before sunset..
...should have stayed for the sunset...
if not for me.
hahaha! disgusting...
you waited all day..
but you left before sunset..
...should have stayed for the sunset...
if not for me.
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i think she's referring to germs ON your telephone.........eeeewwwww....
continuing onwards with the idea of what's with people
what's with people on the train and they do NOT have their tickets handy? i'm not talking about the person who makes a mad dash to *just* make it into the train an then the conductor is right there.....but more the person who is sitting comfortably in their seat for a good 5-10 minutes before the conductor comes around to check ticekts, and then seems genuinely surprised/flustered as they take 5 minutes to retrieve their ticket from their pockets/purse. :rolleyes:
i witnessed this last night on my regular commute home. this woman took at least 5 minutes to retrieve her ticket as the conductor stood waiting - a couple other cars worth of people she needed to check - and it was a monthly, so it's not like she is *new* to the whole commuting thing, that the conductors actually do check each and every ticket.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
He says "I was taking a crap and I thought of you".
NICE!
Thank you, that is what I meant.....There are so many germs at the workplace and the bathroom is just the beginning..ewww
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I agree with not using your cell phone during a concert, sporting event, museum and library - and definitely the public restrooms. But maybe you should consider some of the reasons why people talk where they do?
I always talk while grocery shopping if I don't have my iPod with me. It dulls the pain of actually being there. I also talk on the cell while driving, though I use my bluetooth Jawbone - not holding the phone up to my ear - and I'm a great driver
I find, as a mom, that errands are the only time I actually get privacy and can have a semi-serious conversation. I look forward to these times. I don't have to interrupt a conversation to yell about homework or cleaning, answer math questions, etc. My kid is never lacking my attention, but a parent being on the phone at home is like a MAGNET for a kid to come and interrupt.
I'm on my cell whenever I can, and to borrow a phrase from Speedy, I don't give a rats ass if people think I'm a fucktard for doing so..
Just thought I'd shed some light on what it's like to wear the other shoe
This is my kind of love...
♥♥♥
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!! hehehehe
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
LOL!! Great timing! I'm gonna call in 5 minutes while driving, then continue to chat with you while stopping to pee in a public bathroom of a library/museum!
This is my kind of love...
♥♥♥
i understand laura but if i'm trying to get at something on a shelf and someone is standing there babbling away clueless to what is going on around them, well that just pisses me off.....and for full disclosure, i'm no saint....i've done many of the thing i bitched about and if someone got pissed at me for it, i'd agree with them....;)
Heh none of us are
This is my kind of love...
♥♥♥
Germs get everywhere! Do you take your shoes off before you go in and out of the bathroom? A few germs are good for you anyway.
I hate it when people walk around the shopping centre with a mobile. I don't understand why they don't just take a list? It's nearly always the guys too!
Wait a second here. I may have called my gf in the past about certain items but that's only to avoid the bitching if god forbid I buy conditioner for curly and smooth hair as opposed to curl rejuvenation for silky hair. :rolleyes: Men know how to shop. (Some) Women know how to screw up shopping.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
why are you shopping for your girlfriend's conditioner?
...I think I hear the sound of a good whipping....:)