apples & grapes
decides2dream
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this was sent to me by mr. dream...so yea......just a good chuckle. 
enjoy!
Apples and Grapes
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid of falling and
getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have
to wait for the right man to come along, the one who
is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have
dinner with.
enjoy!
Apples and Grapes
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid of falling and
getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have
to wait for the right man to come along, the one who
is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have
dinner with.
Stay with me...
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
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and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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but isn't it a great way to keep in shape?
besides, once you pick that perfect apple...no more climbing.
then we get to work turning you into a fine wine.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
hehe nice... very well played.
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
(\__/)
( o.O)
(")_(")
Very cute
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
ever heard of a grapple?
it's a true fact.
i ate a thingy of em once.
it's an apple that tastes like a grape.
some kinda x bred apple grape fruit.
it is one outstanding tasting fruit.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
i have......they're pretty good...:)
i wonder what a grapple is in the context of the joke?
Perhaps:
http://www.boomerangshop.com/dvdcover/ImageWeb/ItsPatTheMovie199416856_f.jpg
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
am i a good setup man or what?
Absolutely! Make me feel like Barry Bonds playing Tee-Ball.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
i dunno but i wanna try more foods/produde that are x bred.
a banana that tastes like a watermelon would be fun.
an orange that tastes like a pizza.
haha.
my favorite fruit combo right there, nanners and oranges eaten together.
that's heavenly.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
nanners = banana...?
sorry if i was unclear/confused you.
get some bananas, get some oranges.
those really good lil oranges=satsumas/mandarines are my fav.
eat the holy smokes out of both those fruits at the same time.
chomp into the nanner, chomp into the orange.
that's just nuts.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Ok,thanks!