apples & grapes

decides2dream
decides2dream Posts: 14,977
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
this was sent to me by mr. dream...so yea......just a good chuckle. :p
enjoy!





Apples and Grapes



Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at

the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for

the good ones because they are afraid of falling and

getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples

from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.



The apples at the top think something is wrong with

them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have

to wait for the right man to come along, the one who

is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the

tree.



Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as

grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of

them until they turn into something acceptable to have

dinner with.



:D
Stay with me...
Let's just breathe...


I am myself like you somehow


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  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    Cute!! :D
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Not sure how the other guys will feel about that... :D
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    that is so true. :cool:


    :D
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Men find it tiring to have to keep climbing to the top of the tree day in and day out, because certain apples aren't willing to exist on lower branches like most other apples are ;):D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Men find it tiring to have to keep climbing to the top of the tree day in and day out, because certain apples aren't willing to exist on lower branches like most other apples are ;):D



    but isn't it a great way to keep in shape? ;)



    besides, once you pick that perfect apple...no more climbing. :D
    then we get to work turning you into a fine wine. :p
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    decides2dream wrote:
    but isn't it a great way to keep in shape? ;)



    besides, once you pick that perfect apple...no more climbing. :D
    then we get to work turning you into a fine wine. :p

    hehe nice... very well played. :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Not sure how the other guys will feel about that... :D
    Who cares?
    :p

    Very cute
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    yea it is cute.

    ever heard of a grapple?
    it's a true fact.
    i ate a thingy of em once.
    it's an apple that tastes like a grape.
    some kinda x bred apple grape fruit.
    it is one outstanding tasting fruit.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    yea it is cute.

    ever heard of a grapple?
    it's a true fact.
    i ate a thingy of em once.
    it's an apple that tastes like a grape.
    some kinda x bred apple grape fruit.
    it is one outstanding tasting fruit.


    i have......they're pretty good...:)



    i wonder what a grapple is in the context of the joke? :p:D
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    i wonder what a grapple is in the context of the joke? :p:D


    Perhaps:

    http://www.boomerangshop.com/dvdcover/ImageWeb/ItsPatTheMovie199416856_f.jpg
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Perhaps:

    http://www.boomerangshop.com/dvdcover/ImageWeb/ItsPatTheMovie199416856_f.jpg


    am i a good setup man or what? :p:D:D
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    am i a good setup man or what? :p:D:D

    Absolutely! Make me feel like Barry Bonds playing Tee-Ball.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    cutback wrote:
    i have......they're pretty good...:)



    i wonder what a grapple is in the context of the joke? :p:D

    i dunno but i wanna try more foods/produde that are x bred.
    a banana that tastes like a watermelon would be fun.
    an orange that tastes like a pizza.
    haha.

    my favorite fruit combo right there, nanners and oranges eaten together.
    that's heavenly.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    chadwick wrote:
    i dunno but i wanna try more foods/produde that are x bred.
    a banana that tastes like a watermelon would be fun.
    an orange that tastes like a pizza.
    haha.

    my favorite fruit combo right there, nanners and oranges eaten together.
    that's heavenly.

    nanners = banana...?
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Linda wrote:
    nanners = banana...?

    sorry if i was unclear/confused you.
    get some bananas, get some oranges.
    those really good lil oranges=satsumas/mandarines are my fav.
    eat the holy smokes out of both those fruits at the same time.
    chomp into the nanner, chomp into the orange.
    that's just nuts.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    chadwick wrote:
    sorry if i was unclear/confused you.
    get some bananas, get some oranges.
    those really good lil oranges=satsumas/mandarines are my fav.
    eat the holy smokes out of both those fruits at the same time.
    chomp into the nanner, chomp into the orange.
    that's just nuts.

    Ok,thanks! :)
    i'm not happy yet.....

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