Warning: Not for the easily offended!

drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://community.livejournal.com/kittenfarts/197885.html

Shit, look at this thread. You know you want to click that fucking link.


I have no idea why this is funny, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

Next!"
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I posted the dog one here a few weeks ago. It was wildly successful and influenced a spate of "motherfucking" posts for a few days afterwords :) It's still my desktop background :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    I guess it would be funny if I was one of the people by whom that link is not meant to be seen.
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    the dog one is the best
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    I found it fucking hilarious!
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  • adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,515
    drivingrl wrote:
    http://community.livejournal.com/kittenfarts/197885.html

    Shit, look at this thread. You know you want to click that fucking link.


    I have no idea why this is funny, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
    I was actually laughing out loud while reading those. I don't know why but it's hilarious. Holy Shit, It's Bismuth!
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  • I love the one with the cute little dog!

    "Shit yo, this sumbitch doesn't even have eyes!

    Is that a goddamn airhorn next to him? Don't you blow that in his ear, you piece of shit."

    :D:D: D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    I love the one with the cute little dog!

    "Shit yo, this sumbitch doesn't even have eyes!

    Is that a goddamn airhorn next to him? Don't you blow that in his ear, you piece of shit."

    :D:D: D

    The avacado one is my favorite. I almost dropped my laptop when I saw:

    SHIT, AN AVOCADO.

    I'm still laughing out loud.
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    haha, that livens up a saturday morning in an empty office :)

    "I want to set it on fire and inject the ashes into my eyes"

    "You'd slit your eyelids just to get a second look"

    "Do you want this fucking cereal or what??"

    "this shit will blow your goddamned mind apart like a baby in a microwave!"



    priceless !
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    adam42381 wrote:
    I was actually laughing out loud while reading those. I don't know why but it's hilarious. Holy Shit, It's Bismuth!
    Aside from Xerxes the dog, the bismuth one is by far the best.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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