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what a way to go!!!

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7629433.stm


A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.

Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.

He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.

"They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    :eek:
    wah
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    At least they died happy.
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  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    fuck me dead :rolleyes:
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Hopefully at least one of them came, otherwise...what's the point? They died for a completely useless and frustrating cause!
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Talk about being fucked until you couldn't walk :eek: :p
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Where's Fanch? That is just so Rock N' Roll! I bet they were listening to Dokken on headphones.
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    I simply can't imagine that railroad tracks would be remotely comfortable...:confused:
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  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    And as the boy came in her rear
    it sounded like a train.

    One for the Truckers fans.:)
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  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    small town beck wrote:
    Talk about being fucked until you couldn't walk :eek: :p

    lol
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    reeferchief wrote:
    And as the boy came in her rear
    it sounded like a train.

    One for the Truckers fans.:)
    :D:D
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  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Where's Fanch? That is just so Rock N' Roll! I bet they were listening to Dokken on headphones.


    hahaha....Queensryche!
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    And I thought a "train" was entirely something else when it comes to sex.
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  • nick1977nick1977 Posts: 327
    So, when rigor mortis sets in, will his penis muscles get frozen into a permanent boner?
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    small town beck wrote:
    Talk about being fucked until you couldn't walk :eek: :p
    hahaha
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    hahaha


    LOL

    Thanks, babe :)

    How the HECK are you????

    Long time, no chat :( :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    small town beck wrote:
    LOL

    Thanks, babe :)

    How the HECK are you????

    Long time, no chat :( :p
    i'm doing good, how are you? :) looking forward to seeing mr. liam finn tonight, woohoo!
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    damn..hell of a place to have sex :eek:

    well I guess that was the draw...
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i'm doing good, how are you? :) looking forward to seeing mr. liam finn tonight, woohoo!


    Enjoy :)
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Baby I'm gonna put my love train in your love tunnel

    yes! yes! oh baby....I can actually hear the train...Oooo

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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    they died happy and stupid.


    i bet he was close to climaxing and was trying to get off before he got off. didnt quite make it.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bus-crashes-into-escaped-circus-elephant-940710.html
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    jamie uk wrote:
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bus-crashes-into-escaped-circus-elephant-940710.html


    I can understand not seeing a squirrel but c'mon, how do you miss an elephant? Well, I guess he didn't miss...

    Ayway, I liked this part at the end:

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  • Touchofgray16Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    MrSmith wrote:
    they died happy and stupid.


    i bet he was close to climaxing and was trying to get off before he got off. didnt quite make it.


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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    why???

    i want to have sex on the beach
    i want to have sex on my boss's desk
    i want to have sex in a limo
    i want to have sex on a swing

    .... i want to have sex on train tracks

    doesnt have the same ring does it





    (btw - i dont want to have sex in any of those places - they are just examples .....



    ...... except perhaps the beach ... or the swing .....)


    :p
    impatience is a gift ........
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