certain people shouldnt be allowed certain jobs

dunkman

i walked past a sports shop at lunchtime and they had this enormous fat girl working there... she must have been about the same width as her height.. anyway, it made me think... "i'f man evolved from monkeys then how come there are still monkeys" ... it also made me think.. "how can an extremely fat and unfit person be working in a sports shop?"

i mean it would be hard to take advice from her wouldnt it?


so other jobs entered my head that certain people should be banned from doing.

1. if your dentist had really really awful teeth and his breath smelt like New Orleans then it'd be hard to trust their professional judgement.

2. ex-alcoholics shouldnt work behind the bar... not because of the readily available drink, but usually cos they are boring fuckers who will preach on to you about the evils of drinking...



any more?

surfanddestroy

dunkman wrote:

i walked past a sports shop at lunchtime and they had this enormous fat girl working there... she must have been about the same width as her height.. anyway, it made me think... "i'f man evolved from monkeys then how come there are still monkeys" ... it also made me think.. "how can an extremely fat and unfit person be working in a sports shop?"

i mean it would be hard to take advice from her wouldnt it?


so other jobs entered my head that certain people should be banned from doing.

1. if your dentist had really really awful teeth and his breath smelt like New Orleans then it'd be hard to trust their professional judgement.

2. ex-alcoholics shouldnt work behind the bar... not because of the readily available drink, but usually cos they are boring fuckers who will preach on to you about the evils of drinking...



any more?

Most of the people who work at my gym are quite fat, but then again most of the people who go to the gym are fat.
I don't get it, I see the same people at the gym everytime I go but they never loose any weight.
Strange.

surfanddestroy

Oh and to add to your job list I will say ugly plastic surgeons shouldn't be allowed.

dunkman

surfanddestroy wrote:

Oh and to add to your job list I will say ugly plastic surgeons shouldn't be allowed.

good one surfy


Kayne West has got a new song - Gravediggah.. i just made that up

know1

dunkman wrote:

i walked past a sports shop at lunchtime and they had this enormous fat girl working there... she must have been about the same width as her height.. anyway, it made me think... "i'f man evolved from monkeys then how come there are still monkeys" ... it also made me think.. "how can an extremely fat and unfit person be working in a sports shop?"

i mean it would be hard to take advice from her wouldnt it?


so other jobs entered my head that certain people should be banned from doing.

1. if your dentist had really really awful teeth and his breath smelt like New Orleans then it'd be hard to trust their professional judgement.

2. ex-alcoholics shouldnt work behind the bar... not because of the readily available drink, but usually cos they are boring fuckers who will preach on to you about the evils of drinking...



any more?

You're wrong on that one. People who are overweight should be encouraged to buy sports stuff and start exercising.

dunkman

know1 wrote:

You're wrong on that one. People who are overweight should be encouraged to buy sports stuff and start exercising.

absolutely.. and what is more of a motivitional tool? a slender well toned lady who obviously exercises or a whale with legs who has been stapled into her lycra leggings?

now if i was 400lbs in weight and i saw the slender bloke working there i'd think to myself... hmmmm maybe i should exercise? one day i could be fit and healthy like him.

if i was only 30-40lbs overweight and i went into a sports shop and saw that the 'sporty staff' were in fact pink blobs with their own weather system then i'd think to myself "hmmm.. maybe i'm not so fat after all!"

know1

dunkman wrote:

absolutely.. and what is more of a motivitional tool? a slender well toned lady who obviously exercises or a whale with legs who has been stapled into her lycra leggings?

now if i was 400lbs in weight and i saw the slender bloke working there i'd think to myself... hmmmm maybe i should exercise? one day i could be fit and healthy like him.

if i was only 30-40lbs overweight and i went into a sports shop and saw that the 'sporty staff' were in fact pink blobs with their own weather system then i'd think to myself "hmmm.. maybe i'm not so fat after all!"

Both can be motivational for different reasons. I just think you're off base on this one.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

dunkman wrote:

i walked past a sports shop at lunchtime and they had this enormous fat girl working there... she must have been about the same width as her height.. anyway, it made me think... "i'f man evolved from monkeys then how come there are still monkeys" ... it also made me think.. "how can an extremely fat and unfit person be working in a sports shop?"

i mean it would be hard to take advice from her wouldnt it?


so other jobs entered my head that certain people should be banned from doing.

1. if your dentist had really really awful teeth and his breath smelt like New Orleans then it'd be hard to trust their professional judgement.

2. ex-alcoholics shouldnt work behind the bar... not because of the readily available drink, but usually cos they are boring fuckers who will preach on to you about the evils of drinking...



any more?

and you are without a doubt allowed to judge other people....

because you are such a sexy man....

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1428/581295798_c981610152_o.jpg

surfanddestroy

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

and you are without a doubt allowed to judge other people....

because you are such a sexy man....

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1428/581295798_c981610152_o.jpg

That made me giggle.

Sorry Dunk!

Heineken Helen

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

and you are without a doubt allowed to judge other people....

because you are such a sexy man....

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1428/581295798_c981610152_o.jpg

oooooooooohhh... I think dunk hit a nerve :eek:

dunkman

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

and you are without a doubt allowed to judge other people....

because you are such a sexy man....

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1428/581295798_c981610152_o.jpg

[stalker] why thank you [/stalker]


i get the feeling you took offence cos you are either a) a poor dentist or b) a giant fat american?


havent you got people to go 'hehehehehehe' at?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Heineken Helen wrote:

oooooooooohhh... I think dunk hit a nerve :eek:

nope....

just cracks me up how someone with i face out of wheres waldo can come on here and start judging other people......

i wonder if he actually paid for that haircut???....

or if his 3 year old gave it to him for a christmas gift????.......

dunkman

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

nope....

just cracks me up how someone with i face out of wheres waldo can come on here and start judging other people......

i wonder if he actually paid for that haircut???....

or if his 3 year old gave it to him for a christmas gift????.......

wow you can move a typing wand fast for a portly fucker cant you?

Heineken Helen

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

nope....

just cracks me up how someone with i face out of wheres waldo can come on here and start judging other people......

i wonder if he actually paid for that haircut???....

or if his 3 year old gave it to him for a christmas gift????.......

isn't this completely unnecessary? Fucking hell! It was only a fucking joke and most of us find it funny.

Riot_Rain

Although I think that 'shouldn't be allowed to' is a bit harsh (who knows, maybe it's part of her therapy!), I see your point.

How about:
Tonedeaf people shouldn't be encouraged to be on talent shows... Then again, I like laughing at them!

surfanddestroy

Riot_Rain wrote:

How about:
Tonedeaf people shouldn't be encouraged to be on talent shows... Then again, I like laughing at them!

Yeah that should be allowed, just for the amusement factor.

Heineken Helen

Riot_Rain wrote:

Although I think that 'shouldn't be allowed to' is a bit harsh (who knows, maybe it's part of her therapy!), I see your point.

How about:
Tonedeaf people shouldn't be encouraged to be on talent shows... Then again, I like laughing at them!

I've a friend who wanted me to go audition with her for our version of them talent shows. Not a fucking chance in hell. All those years of clapping politely when she tortured us with her attempts at singing and I finally had to tell her that she may not be one of the best singers in the country . I didn't want her to be one of those people I see on telly and think 'how can their friends let them do that?'. She still doesn't believe me though

genie

surfanddestroy wrote:

Oh and to add to your job list I will say ugly plastic surgeons shouldn't be allowed.

everytime i see shows on plastic surgery i see bolding, old, ugly, men.......

but then in performing a surgery important thing is intelligence. so maybe instead they should have nurses who look hot.

dunkman

genie wrote:

but then in performing a surgery important thing is intelligence. so maybe instead they should have nurses who look hot.

you're right one this one... i think ALL nurses should be hot though

MattCameronKicksButt

You sound so much like my brother, dunkman.

He has real issues about fat people as well... and he's funny too.

Erm, just to stay on topic, I'll say carers or nurses that panic when someone has injured themselves.
And carers that just don't give a shit.

Irish Al

dunkman wrote:

now if i was 400lbs in weight

...if??

Never forget you're my Sexy Bastard

....I want my babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback ribsssssssssssssss...

...GET IN MY BELLY.....

Heineken Helen

Irish Al wrote:

...if??

Never forget you're my Sexy Bastard

....I want my babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback ribsssssssssssssss...

...GET IN MY BELLY.....

:eek: What did they DO to you in Amsterdam Al?

Irish Al

Heineken Helen wrote:

:eek: What did they DO to you in Amsterdam Al?

*drops into feutal position*

I can't talk about it

soulsinging

dunkman wrote:

2. ex-alcoholics shouldnt work behind the bar... not because of the readily available drink, but usually cos they are boring fuckers who will preach on to you about the evils of drinking...

you've met some weird ex-drunks. i never tell anyone the evils of drinking. i usually urge people to drink twice on my behalf. but you're right they ought not work at bars if the bar wants to keep their booze and their money.

as to the rest, i say people that want a normal living wage shouldn't work in restaurants as long as dunk's out there

Heineken Helen

Irish Al wrote:

*drops into feutal position*

I can't talk about it

poor baby... someday you'll tell all!

soulsinging he's right though. Ex alcos are as bad as ex smokers. I went out with an ex alcoholic once and he was a pain in the arse :rolleyes:

Irish Al

Heineken Helen wrote:

poor baby... someday you'll tell all!

Never

Heineken Helen wrote:

and he was a pain in the arse :rolleyes:

I thought you weren't into that

Spunkie

1. Unsexy porn stars, like that really ugly famous guy and I don't care how well endowed he is.
2. Non-swimmers for fishers.
3. Sex trade workers with S.T.D.'s
4. Race-car drivers on steroids.
5. Body-builders as politicians
6. Nepotistic relatives as presidents.
7. Fat men as tv stars. (like #1, to cater to insecure, ugly men)
8. Flight attendants with behavioural problems.
9. Police men with anger issues.
10. Unenergetic guitar players as entertainers.

RolandTD20Kdrummer

From what I can gather thus far, Dunkman will never be a barber?

Heineken Helen

Irish Al wrote:

Never



I thought you weren't into that

who told ya that?

soulsinging

Heineken Helen wrote:

poor baby... someday you'll tell all!

soulsinging he's right though. Ex alcos are as bad as ex smokers. I went out with an ex alcoholic once and he was a pain in the arse :rolleyes:

interesting. pain in the arse becos he lectured and moaned? or becos he wouldn't go out and close the bars with you? i usually don't say anything unless people really press me as to why im not drinking... cos it's none of their fucking business and if i dont want to drink then they should shut the hell up and deal with it. but if they get really obnoxious and persistent i'll tell them im a recovering alkie and don't want to wake up in jail again and leave it at that. but i never discourage anyone else. your ex is a fucking idiot... he should know women will often let you do things to them in bed drunk that they'd never consider while sober. i used to do that to my ex all the time. best new year's ever.

Heineken Helen

soulsinging wrote:

interesting. pain in the arse becos he lectured and moaned? or becos he wouldn't go out and close the bars with you? i usually don't say anything unless people really press me as to why im not drinking... cos it's none of their fucking business and if i dont want to drink then they should shut the hell up and deal with it. but if they get really obnoxious and persistent i'll tell them im a recovering alkie and don't want to wake up in jail again and leave it at that. but i never discourage anyone else. your ex is a fucking idiot... he should know women will often let you do things to them in bed drunk that they'd never consider while sober. i used to do that to my ex all the time. best new year's ever.

because he lectured and moaned. He would come out and reckoned he could deal with being in pubs... but he'd sit there and go 'are you sure you should have one more? I think you may have had enough' so I'd drink THREE more just to make him shut the fuck up. But he was also the kind where if I met any of the lads from work and I'd be chatting to them (I worked with him too), he'd come straight over and put his arm around me to remind everyone else that I 'belonged' to him... needless to say, it didn't last long :rolleyes: