Jeremy Clarkson makes me laugh

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  • dunkman wrote:
    last nights episode was one of the funniest of this current series.


    some say he knows 2 facts about ducks and they're both wrong... others say that 60 years ago he introduced the Queen to a crazy Greek racialist, all we know is that's he's called The Stig!!

    Dammit! I was going to put that on the Stone Gossard thread but I can't now because everyone will know I stole it!
  • Just watching Top Gear again and it reminded me of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV8fimQ9l0A
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    just read the first post.... yip... still funny :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    I'm a cyclist _ Clarkson hates them

    I love motorbikes - Clarkson hates them

    I have no interest in cars - Clarkson loves them


    ... but he is the best! If you haven't already, read his "World According to" books.

    Dunk, the quote about him "nursing a semi" still cracks me up. And on the BBC... how frightfully awful!
  • MrBrianMrBrian Posts: 2,672
    New season starting this month!...With another trip to America :D
  • MrBrianMrBrian Posts: 2,672
    http://www.autoblog.com/2008/10/13/clarkson-injured-in-head-on-crash-during-filming/

    According to a report by the UK's Mirror, Jeremy Clarkson has been injured during filming of the BBC version of Top Gear. The story doesn't divulge the circumstances of the crash or what the presenter was driving during the incident, but according to Clarkson, the head-on collision was his first serious crash in 31 years. Top Gear's front-man described his injuries in typical Clarksonian style thusly: "My right index finger looked like a burst sausage, my left shin was fatter than my thigh and my back felt like someone had driven over it with a pile-driver." Clarkson's wife took a call from the Mirror on Saturday and told the tabloid that her husband was fine.
  • MrBrianMrBrian Posts: 2,672
    Anyone watching the new season?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCFoq5MDFrA

    They were in the US again..
  • MrBrian wrote:
    Anyone watching the new season?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCFoq5MDFrA

    They were in the US again..

    That's some funny shit right there.

    That ZR1...0-100 in 3 seconds...pretty ridiculous car. made by Bert and Bob in Kentucky

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  • callencallen Posts: 6,388
    Like the show and lines are great. Do get irked on blatant favoritism for British cars. Well ah ah guess they have to be to sell em.
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  • IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    New season airs on BBC America 830pm Feb 10th!
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    I love Jeremy Clarkson. If I made a Weird Science machine to make a stereotypical Brit, he would be the result. :D
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