Jeremy Clarkson makes me laugh

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  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Damn you're quick Wash!!!!
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    redrock wrote:
    I LOVE Top Gear... my daughter loves Top Gear and we hate car programmes. But Clarkson is a legend. Obviously my hubby loves Top Gear but he loves cars.
    That;s the great thing about Top Gear. Iy hasn't really been about cars for about 8 or 9 years. It's just pure entertainment.
    And all the presenters are brilliant. I love Hammond and May just as much as Clarkson. They all bring their own special something to the show.
    And of course, The Stig is a legend!
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  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Thanks for a great thread Dunk. Laughed out loud in the office. Top Gear's the best program on the box, and I also have no time for cars. The US episode was outstanding! Clarkson is the man. :)
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    I have to Download TopGear online becoz they only show a stripped down edited version here in the US.

    I love it! He's so funny, plus I love cars.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Fucking Top Gear... that's why I spend so much time on here now.

    He's growing on me but I still have this little bit of an urge to reach into the T.V. and slap him in the face.

    P.S. One of my favourites was when Jamie Oliver had to cook a meal in the back of his car... and the one where they designed their own interior (with the rocking chair and lamp shade)?
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    Loved this one http://youtube.com/watch?v=HYtro7PnBA8
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    That;s the great thing about Top Gear. Iy hasn't really been about cars for about 8 or 9 years. It's just pure entertainment.
    And all the presenters are brilliant. I love Hammond and May just as much as Clarkson. They all bring their own special something to the show.
    And of course, The Stig is a legend!
    :D I agree totally... top gear is definitely one of the best programmes on telly. I saw one last week (they're almost all old ones) where they had to bring celebs to the grammys in their budget stretch limos... I love it when May gets lost and was saying to Lemarr 'well I'm supposed to turn right but I think it would be quicker to turn left' :D and lemarr going nuts in the back.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    last nights episode was one of the funniest of this current series.


    some say he knows 2 facts about ducks and they're both wrong... others say that 60 years ago he introduced the Queen to a crazy Greek racialist, all we know is that's he's called The Stig!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    dunkman wrote:
    last nights episode was one of the funniest of this current series.


    some say he knows 2 facts about ducks and they're both wrong... others say that 60 years ago he introduced the Queen to a crazy Greek racialist, all we know is that's he's called The Stig!!

    Agrred, the challenge was so funny, I watched it at my mums house and it was the first time she has watched it, she was crying with laughter.
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  • Pegasus
    Pegasus Posts: 3,754
    I'm one of the cyclists he hates so much, don't have (or want) a car in the UK and use my dad's old R25 in France, until it dies out.
    I also think people with sports cars are morons trying to compensate for something (guess what..) and hate how many car adverts there is, as if there wasn't enough of the damn things on the road already!

    but when I stumble on Top Gear, I generally keep watching..just for the entertainment :D
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    last nights episode was one of the funniest of this current series.


    some say he knows 2 facts about ducks and they're both wrong... others say that 60 years ago he introduced the Queen to a crazy Greek racialist, all we know is that's he's called The Stig!!

    Dammit! I was going to put that on the Stone Gossard thread but I can't now because everyone will know I stole it!
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Just watching Top Gear again and it reminded me of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV8fimQ9l0A
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    just read the first post.... yip... still funny :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    I'm a cyclist _ Clarkson hates them

    I love motorbikes - Clarkson hates them

    I have no interest in cars - Clarkson loves them


    ... but he is the best! If you haven't already, read his "World According to" books.

    Dunk, the quote about him "nursing a semi" still cracks me up. And on the BBC... how frightfully awful!
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    New season starting this month!...With another trip to America :D
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    http://www.autoblog.com/2008/10/13/clarkson-injured-in-head-on-crash-during-filming/

    According to a report by the UK's Mirror, Jeremy Clarkson has been injured during filming of the BBC version of Top Gear. The story doesn't divulge the circumstances of the crash or what the presenter was driving during the incident, but according to Clarkson, the head-on collision was his first serious crash in 31 years. Top Gear's front-man described his injuries in typical Clarksonian style thusly: "My right index finger looked like a burst sausage, my left shin was fatter than my thigh and my back felt like someone had driven over it with a pile-driver." Clarkson's wife took a call from the Mirror on Saturday and told the tabloid that her husband was fine.
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    Anyone watching the new season?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCFoq5MDFrA

    They were in the US again..
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    MrBrian wrote:
    Anyone watching the new season?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCFoq5MDFrA

    They were in the US again..

    That's some funny shit right there.

    That ZR1...0-100 in 3 seconds...pretty ridiculous car. made by Bert and Bob in Kentucky

    :D
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  • Idris
    Idris Posts: 2,317
    What’s in store this week on Top Gear?

    http://transmission.blogs.topgear.com/2014/02/05/whats-in-store-for-top-gear-series-21/

  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    Like the show and lines are great. Do get irked on blatant favoritism for British cars. Well ah ah guess they have to be to sell em.
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