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Heineken Helen is Unemployable

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
thats what it is says under her username due to her phenomenal post count :D

thanks Kat & Sea for the laugh but for also telling the truth... :)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • V VV V Posts: 5,191
    hahaha naughty !
    i like ur latest location btw!
    ~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
    Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I'm faithfull. I think.

    Yes, I am.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    V V wrote:
    hahaha naughty !
    i like ur latest location btw!

    thanks pinky.. your welcome to visit :)

    ohhh you're my Rival :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'm faithfull. I think.

    Yes, I am.


    but you have illicit thoughts about Castle Fuckula! those still count ye know!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:

    ohhh you're my Rival :D

    It's just you, you, you, isn't it? ;)
  • mookie blaylock 10mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    dunky's so mean to double H. :(
  • V VV V Posts: 5,191
    i was kinda sad when i didnt change at 6000 :(

    you are one of my top fav. pj songs
    ~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
    Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie blaylock 10 wrote:
    dunky's so mean to double H. :(

    She can take it!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    It's just you, you, you, isn't it? ;)

    of course it is... i could ask about you if you wanted? i wont but i thought i'd give you a glimmer of hope :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    She can take it!


    thats just a wild salacious rumour with no foundati... oh wait.. i see what you meant :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    mookie blaylock 10 wrote:
    dunky's so mean to double H. :(
    don't worry about me mook :) (good to see ya around by the way). I know he slags me in order to make himself feel better about his impossibly tiny penis :eek: so I feel like I'm doing a good deed when he slags me :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    of course it is... i could ask about you if you wanted? i wont but i thought i'd give you a glimmer of hope :)

    You wouldn't dare because you know I AM unemployed!

    I know you're a bastard and all that but not THAT much of a bastard. ;)
  • mookie blaylock 10mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    :D

    haha, laughs from dunky and helen on a foggy cold morning...it brings sunshine to my day! :)
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    don't worry about me mook :) (good to see ya around by the way). I know he slags me in order to make himself feel better about his impossibly tiny penis :eek: so I feel like I'm doing a good deed when he slags me :)

    And also when you two meet up...you try to please him....you're so generous :D
    I need a coffee!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    don't worry about me mook :) (good to see ya around by the way). I know he slags me in order to make himself feel better about his impossibly tiny penis :eek: so I feel like I'm doing a good deed when he slags me :)


    it may be tiny but it can fill a 3 bedroomed house :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    it may be tiny but it can fill a 3 bedroomed house :)
    dunk... no dolls house comes that small :o bless!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    mookie blaylock 10 wrote:
    :D

    haha, laughs from dunky and helen on a foggy cold morning...it brings sunshine to my day! :)
    :) glad I can be of help.

    No no Al, that was you... remember? :p
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    dunk... no dolls house comes that small :o bless!


    says the person who was used as a wind tunnel to test the new Boeing 777 jumbo jet :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    says the person who was used as a wind tunnel to test the new Boeing 777 jumbo jet :)
    :confused: I know what you're implying... but jets don't actually fly into wind tunnels :p
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :confused: I know what you're implying... but jets don't actually fly into wind tunnels :p


    no, but they are placed into wind tunnels to be tested for aerodynamics... hence my use of the word "test" :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    dunk... no dolls house comes that small :o bless!
    ooh burn :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    ooh burn :D


    stop ironing your face then :confused:


    p.s. i hate 'burn' as a reply.. sorry i just do :o .. that and coffee coming out of your nose.. which ironically would infact 'burn' and complete, what for me would be, the 2 worst internet replies in some form of vicious, repetetive, cyclic nightmare :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    stop ironing your face then :confused:


    p.s. i hate 'burn' as a reply.. sorry i just do :o .. that and coffee coming out of your nose.. which ironically would infact 'burn' and complete, what for me would be, the 2 worst internet replies in some form of vicious, repetetive, cyclic nightmare :)
    Relax dunk, I was using it with a sense of irony :D It reminds me of one of my friends who used "burn!" and "oooh rinsed!" in pretty much every situation that he can. I often come close to killing him. "Rinsed" is particularly irritating
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Relax dunk, I was using it with a sense of irony :D It reminds me of one of my friends who used "burn!" and "oooh rinsed!" in pretty much every situation that he can. I often come close to killing him. "Rinsed" is particularly irritating


    oh i'm relaxed amigo :)

    ps. post of the year that.


    is Helen maybe doing some work now!! :eek:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey i must be psychic!!! :):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    hey i must be psychic!!! :):)
    PsychO! :p
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    PsychO! :p


    :D

    anything lined up over in Englandshire then? change of career or owt?

    guid luck tae ye an aw that :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    :D

    anything lined up over in Englandshire then? change of career or owt?

    guid luck tae ye an aw that : )
    Nothin yet... I'm in no rush... I wanna try and figure out if there's anything else I wanna do. I found out I can transfer my dole over there... so I'll be getting about £150 a week at least for doing nothing :D and that lasts 13 weeks so should bring me up to christmas :) hopefully I won't last that long... but I've no idea... don't even know how I'm getting there yet :o
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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