I'm Alan Partridge
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Show some love for one of the best British sitcoms ever 
You can watch all the episodes here:
http://www.veoh.com/channels/partridge
"That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."
Classic.
You can watch all the episodes here:
http://www.veoh.com/channels/partridge
"That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."
Classic. "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHorOt6KKw
This video is quality.:)
"TWAT!!! THAT WAS LIQUID FOOTBALL!!!!"
Brilliant - I love Partridge - I was thinking of starting a thread on him and just saw yours. I have a friend at work who likes him too and we just end up quoting him all day long
"Smell my cheese you MOTHER"
"Woah! That's English for 'stop a horse!'
Just brilliant
London, Copenhagen 07
MSG 08
SBE, Manchester, London 09
Dublin, Belfast, London 10
got everything and watched it a million times.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=g7rTk8Vihe0
so funny how to watch that
Dan!
Dan!
Dan!
DAN!
You could say, I'm a homo-sceptic."
"If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcFJiiyYzJQ
Context: Alan is eating an apple pie that Lynn has microwaved for him.
Quote: Alan: "How long did you put it in for?" Lynn: "8 minutes." Alan: "It's hotter than THE SUN!"
Context: Alan is negotiating a deal with Siobhan and claiming he didn't have a nervous breakdown.
Quote: Lynn: You did have a nervous breakdown Alan, you drove all the way Dublin in bare feet
Context: At the petrol station
Quote: Frank Raphael: "Pump number 3". Alan: "Good pump."
Context: Alan depressed and talking to Michael at the bar.
Quote: I wish I'd be at bit more spontaneous. Sometimes I feel like going out, stealing a traffic cone, putting it on my head and saying, "Look at me, I'm a giant witch."
Context: Dan Moody is introducing Alan to his wife, Ceri.
Quote: Dan (to wife): Come on then, give Alan a twirl, let the dog see the rabbit. Alan: Yeah, but which is which?
Context: Alan is trying to avoid a fight in the petrol station.
Quote: The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
Context: Alan's Christmas message to burglars.
Quote: Quite frankly, you'll be picking up your teeth with a broken arm.
Context: Trying to impress Irish TV producers.
Quote: Der's more to Oireland.. dan dis.
Context: Alan is trying to escape new 'best friend' Dan and his wife..
Quote: Don't rub your fanny on me!
Context: Alan on one of his videos.
Quote: Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video... I drive a car - but not like this!
Context: Alan is telling them which bond film is which.
Quote: Don't get Bond wrong!!!
Context: Abusing a local farmer on his radio show
Quote: You could talk the hind legs off a donkey - though your donkeys are probably born without hind legs because of all the rubbish you put in their food.
Context: Alan praises Sonja for a fun time in the caravan.
Quote: That was classic intercourse!
Context: Alan is talking to one builder about the other.
Quote: (yorkshire accent) He thinks I'm a right indecisive tit!
Context: To the makers of his latest car safety video Crash!
Quote: When you hire me you don't just get some guy in a cheap suit who used to be on the telly...well you do - but you also get The Voice.
Alan: Thanks very much.... you blonde bastard... from the future *stick two fingers up*
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
"Lynn these are sex people"
alan to farmer: "Well, listen, I'll tell you what the point is. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in, and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot high chickens. Because of all the chemicals you put in them. And these chickens are scared. They don't know why they're so big. They go 'oh why am I so massive?' And they're looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small"
"I can read you like a book Lynne and not a very good book. Certainly not Bravo 2-0 by Andy McNab which actually gets better with every read"
London, Copenhagen 07
MSG 08
SBE, Manchester, London 09
Dublin, Belfast, London 10
Seve Ballesteros - combining the hard-edge of a bastard, and the grace of a ballerina
commentating, team scores and alan shouts "GOALL!", then someone kicks in the rebound to which alan screams "AND ANOTHER!!!"
and the horseracing too - horses called Christ's Chin, Immaculate Pasta, Alf Ramseys Porn Dungeon, and Sinead O'Connor
It's a toss up between Alan Partridge and Peter O''Hanra-Hanrahan for best anchorman on The Day Today.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BDKQliH1awY&feature=related
"Peter, you've lost the news!"
he's SO funny..
9/11.....the building is collapsing...IM OUT!!! IM OK!!!....im not there....
Its actually about a massacre. A massacre? Im not playing that again.
Steve Coogan, Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci are the best comedy writers in the world in my opinion.
Katowice 2007
London 2007