Red flags of dating

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  • satansbedbugs
    satansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,413
    " youre a lot prettier than my last couple of wives "

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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    "You may refer to me by my online name: Rhinocerous Surprise." :p
    Haha! :D
    You know at any meet up that WILL happen :D
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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Haha! :D
    You know at any meet up that WILL happen :D

    That already happens :o
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Haha! :D
    You know at any meet up that WILL happen :D
    Excellent. :D First they'll call me Rhinocerous Surprise... then Rhinocerous... then Rhino...


    Then, with a snazzy name like that, I can apply to be a Gladiator on the telly! :D

    (Telling this plan to a potential girlfriend would probably constitute a red flag)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    "i'm teetotal and in training to become a nun"

    "this one time, at band camp"

    "I'm mick hucknall's sister"

    "i once took 3 days off work because my pet dog died and i'm a huge advocate of the american tipping system"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    "I grew up in a castle in Scotland."
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    "hi i'm Canadian... whats that? are you kidding?... yeah its that big country above America.. yeah you do... you must have heard of it? no? no its not Alaska... but its near Alaska... you must have heard of hockey? eh?"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    "hi i'm Canadian... whats that? are you kidding?... yeah its that big country above America.. yeah you do... you must have heard of it? no? no its not Alaska... but its near Alaska... you must have heard of hockey? eh?"
    The thread title is "red flags of dating", not "greatest date ever".
    Sheesh.
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
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  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    "i used to put male for my gender on my biodata.":)

    (no offense meant :))
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    "I already have my plan for when Hell's full and the dead walk the earth... if we're still together then, i'll save you :D"

    :o
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    "I already have my plan for when Hell's full and the dead walk the earth... if we're still together then, i'll save you :D"

    :o
    Have we met on Lavalife?
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    "I already have my plan for when Hell's full and the dead walk the earth... if we're still together then, i'll save you :D"

    :o
    I like zombies....I mean, I REALLY like zombies....'


    ;)
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  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    Collin wrote:
    That's really a "red flag" for you?

    It was followed up by, "I usually drive them away by being too critical."
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    "Sorry I'm so tired. I was up till 6am this morning watching pro-wrestling, and masturbating furiously to erotic pictures of actresses from the 1940s."

    What's so bad about that?!! :o
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    dunkman wrote:
    "hi i'm Canadian... whats that? are you kidding?... yeah its that big country above America.. yeah you do... you must have heard of it? no? no its not Alaska... but its near Alaska... you must have heard of hockey? eh?"

    That'd be a turn on to me!
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    drivingrl wrote:
    That'd be a turn on to me!
    I told him that!
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    "Sorry I'm so tired. I was up till 6am this morning watching pro-wrestling, and masturbating furiously to erotic pictures of actresses from the 1940s."

    What's so bad about that?!! :o
    Thats not a red flag if it's said by a chick! :D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Thats not a red flag if it's said by a chick! :D
    Touché. :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    "hi, i'm english and i love the queen"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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