What does a bad ass do on Friday Nights?

OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
He drinks beer and plays his fucking guitar to his only audience....his dog.
BRING BACK THE WHALE
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  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Watches Dragontales with his daughter
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    Mets game and a beer after a long week on the road...
    enjoy the quiet time when you can get it... even a bad ass needs to unwind!
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    watches csi miami with his wife, raiders of the lost ark with his son, and then masturbates when both go to sleep.
  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    noisy mind wrote:
    watches csi miami with his wife, raiders of the lost ark with his son, and then masturbates when both go to sleep.
    LMFAO...
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    noisy mind wrote:
    watches csi miami with his wife, raiders of the lost ark with his son, and then masturbates when both go to sleep.

    do you fantasize about david caruso or harrison ford? ;)
  • cutback wrote:
    do you fantasize about david caruso or harrison ford? ;)

    Are they mutually exclusive? :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    cutback wrote:
    do you fantasize about david caruso or harrison ford? ;)


    callie...okay, i'm lying, it's horatio. it's gotta be the shades.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    noisy mind wrote:
    callie...okay, i'm lying, it's horatio. it's gotta be the shades.



    hehehehe ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • cheeseandricecheeseandrice Posts: 206
    noisy mind wrote:
    masturbate
    I knew this was coming- no pun intended- it was only a matter of time. Call it woman's intuition.
    I will hold the candle until it burns up my arm. I'll keep taking punches until their will grows tired. I will stare the sun down until my eyes go blind. I won't change direction and I won't change my mind.
  • angryyoungmanangryyoungman Medford, NY Posts: 1,028
    i know what he doesnt do, he doesnt sit and post on a message board
    i have wished for so long, how i wish for you today
    JEFFREY ROSS ROGERS 1975-2002

    9.10.98 NYC / 8.23.00 JONES BEACH /4.30.03 UNIONDALE / 7.9.03 NYC /5.12.06 ALBANY/ 6.1.06 E.RUTHEFORD/ 6.3.06 E. RUTHEFORD/ CAMDEN 6.19.08/ NYC 6.24.08/ NYC 6.25.08/ HARTFORD 6.27.08/ CHICAGO 8.24.09/ PHILLY 10.31.09/ HARTFORD 5.15.10/ NEWARK 5.18.10/ NYC 5.20.10/ CHICAGO 7.19.13/ BROOKLYN 10.18.13/ BROOKLYN 10.19.13/ HARTFORD 10.25.13/ NYC 9.26.15/ 4.8.16 FT. LAUDERDALE/ 4.9.16 MIAMI / 5.1.16 NYC/ 5.2.16 NYC / 8.5.16 BOSTON / 8.7.16 BOSTON/ 8.20.18 CHICAGO/ 9.2.18 BOSTON/ 9.4.18 BOSTON/ 9.18.21 ASBURY PARK

    finally, FUCK TICKETMASTER
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    Somewhere on Pink Floyd's "Meddle" album there's a sound bite of a dog barking or howling, or a combination of both. I forgot exactly how it went.

    It used to make my dog bark like clockwork.
  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    He delivers babies
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    he goes walking around a 24 hour dept. store with his gf, just to get out of the house.

    fun fun fun. now the gf is falling asleep, so i will probably play the guitar also. my audience is bigger though. i have two dogs.
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    the wolf wrote:
    he goes walking around a 24 hour dept. store with his gf, just to get out of the house.

    ...his new g/f since the divorce.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    sponger wrote:
    ...his new g/f since the divorce.


    ? huh?
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    I would have said go and start fights with people but I was way off I guess
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    the wolf wrote:
    ? huh?

    For some reason I confused you with PaperPlates. My mistake.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    if you REALLY want to know what a BADD ASS does on a friday night, you shoulda just went strait to the ULTIMATE one and asked what i was up to.
    Smell the aroma,take a wiff...i know it stinks in here cuz IM THE SH*T!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    SENROCK! wrote:
    if you REALLY want to know what a BADD ASS does on a friday night, you shoulda just went strait to the ULTIMATE one and asked what i was up to.
    Smell the aroma,take a wiff...i know it stinks in here cuz IM THE SH*T!!!

    oh lord! :)
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    the wolf wrote:
    oh lord! :)
    thats right.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    i really think that working at the video store renting out videos to happy couples and groups of people who still have a social life is a better use of one's friday.... AND saturday night....
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,209
    well if you guys must know wat the baddest mother efr does he makes sure the kids are all safe then packs a bowl and makes a tasty drink tonight will be a killer cosmopolitan and then just mellow out ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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