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My new conspiracy theory - earthquake related

Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
So I got thinking about all these earthquakes going on... the one in England was apparently related to one in Donegal last week so I looked at links to that one. Apparently it happened at the same time as one in Norway, so I read more into it, the one in Norway was on an archipalago called Svalbard - registered 6.2 and the strongest to hit Norway in modern times.

All very strange stuff going on. Then I realised Svalbard? :confused: That sounds familiar... what else has Svalbard been in the news for recently?

http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=25754&Cr=food&Cr1=

Seeds my arse... do these fuckers think we're stupid?

I demand to know what the fuck is REALLY going on in Svalbard? :mad: Anyone with me? :o anyone at all?

Any Norwegians care to investigate? :)
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    So I got thinking about all these earthquakes going on... the one in England was apparently related to one in Donegal last week so I looked at links to that one. Apparently it happened at the same time as one in Norway, so I read more into it, the one in Norway was on an archipalago called Svalbard - registered 6.2 and the strongest to hit Norway in modern times.

    All very strange stuff going on. Then I realised Svalbard? :confused: That sounds familiar... what else has Svalbard been in the news for recently?

    http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=25754&Cr=food&Cr1=

    Seeds my arse... do these fuckers think we're stupid?

    I demand to know what the fuck is REALLY going on in Svalbard? :mad: Anyone with me? :o anyone at all?

    Any Norwegians care to investigate? :)
    It's really a secret lab where they mutating spiders to turn them into giant war machines. Just imagine....a spider about the size of a city block with lasers mounted on it.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    I wonder if the Las Vegas earth quake was on the same day?

    there is a web site where you can see all the daily earth quake readings.
    when I saw it, I had no idea that we have so many.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    tybird wrote:
    It's really a secret lab where they mutating spiders to turn them into giant war machines. Just imagine....a spider about the size of a city block with lasers mounted on it.
    Apparently they couldn't get spiders, and had to go with ill-tempered sea bass instead.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    Apparently they couldn't get spiders, and had to go with ill-tempered sea bass instead.
    oh yeh... laugh now! My co-workers think I'm on to something here! I wonder if that satellite actually fell on Svalbard perhaps, causing the earthquake... and the tremors to follow are those giant mutant spiders :eek:

    People... this is it! The end of the world is nigh I'm afraid :o
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    oh yeh... laugh now! My co-workers think I'm on to something here! I wonder if that satellite actually fell on Svalbard perhaps, causing the earthquake... and the tremors to follow are those giant mutant spiders :eek:

    People... this is it! The end of the world is nigh I'm afraid :o
    That was a giant sea-bass/Irish mutating orbiting laser.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    iluvcats wrote:
    I wonder if the Las Vegas earth quake was on the same day?

    there is a web site where you can see all the daily earth quake readings.
    when I saw it, I had no idea that we have so many.
    well Norway/Ireland was at the same TIME apparently.. and that was last Thursday, England was Tuesday night. But all three were some of the biggest recorded in their countries... something's not quite right somewhere.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    That was a giant sea-bass/Irish mutating orbiting laser.
    See now you're just being silly :rolleyes:

    :p
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    See now you're just being silly :rolleyes:

    :p
    Am I? Or are you so mutated you can't see that that spider wasn't extra large at all? You've been shrinking!!!!
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    ... something's not quite right somewhere.
    Presumably deep within the earth's crust ;)
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    Presumably deep within the earth's crust ;)
    Obviously :rolleyes: :p

    well what are they doing building stuff into the mountains in the arctic? Right, it makes no sense... cos if the world is destroyed and only a few survive, chances are the few who survive have better things to do than WALK (or at best row) to the arctic, find and break into this airlocked VAULT and plant loadsa seeds :confused:

    bullshit bullshit bullshit... they're really pushing me now.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    Am I? Or are you so mutated you can't see that that spider wasn't extra large at all? You've been shrinking!!!!
    :o I know what you're up to :mad: I hope whatever they're paying you is worth it... how much did your soul cost, eh?



    :p
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Obviously :rolleyes: :p

    well what are they doing building stuff into the mountains in the arctic? Right, it makes no sense... cos if the world is destroyed and only a few survive, chances are the few who survive have better things to do than WALK (or at best row) to the arctic, find and break into this airlocked VAULT and plant loadsa seeds :confused:

    bullshit bullshit bullshit... they're really pushing me now.
    C'mon, that made you laugh, admit it.
    *books travel to the "tunnel for the survivors"*
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :o I know what you're up to :mad: I hope whatever they're paying you is worth it... how much did your soul cost, eh?



    :p
    *Dr. Evil pinky stance* $9.4 BILLION dollars.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    C'mon, that made you laugh, admit it.
    *books travel to the "tunnel for the survivors"*
    don't be silly... I'm a conspiracy theorist... i don't laugh... cos I know you're just stalling me whilst they're going through all my stuff at home... and there's not a single fucking thing I can do about it :o
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    *Dr. Evil pinky stance* $9.4 BILLION dollars.
    :D ya feckin eejit... you coulda at LEAST got double that :p
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D ya feckin eejit... you coulda at LEAST got double that :p
    That's the thing, I invested $8.2 billion in a Norweigan sea-bass mutation company and European sea-bass related insurance policies. I can expect to see at least a 50% increase on my investment.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    That's the thing, I invested $8.2 billion in a Norweigan sea-bass mutation company and European sea-bass related insurance policies. I can expect to see at least a 50% increase on my investment.
    what's with the sudden sea bass obsession? :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    what's with the sudden sea bass obsession? :D
    Just sticking to my story is all.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    Just sticking to my story is all.
    and you really think I'm buying it? Eh :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    and you really think I'm buying it? Eh :D
    It's as plausible as most conspiracy theories ;)
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    It's as plausible as most conspiracy theories ;)
    Not really... come on... here's an island nobody's ever heard of and then in the space of a week it makes the news for two 'unrelated' yet equally strange stories? Coincidence? I think not!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Not really... come on... here's an island nobody's ever heard of and then in the space of a week it makes the news for two 'unrelated' yet equally strange stories? Coincidence? I think not!
    That's what a coincidence is :)
    That's also where they found the fossil of the pliosaur. Maybe I was a little TOO close!
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    hahahahahaha

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard

    'The vault has top security blast-proof doors and two airlocks'

    seriously how the fuck is anyone gonna open this? :D

    And don't say I didn't warn yas:

    'The Svalbard Undersea Cable System which started operation in January 2004 provides dual 1440 km fiber optic lines from Svalbard to Harstad via Andøy, needed for communicating with polar orbiting satellite stations on Svalbard, some owned by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), both United States government agencies.'


    'Svalbard is featured as the setting for much action in Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy. A gateway was created there from which one could gain access to parallel universes. The Svalbard in the books is inhabited by a race of intelligent armored polar bears (Panserbjørne), ruled by Iofur Raknison (as of the first book).
    The popular 1985 Norwegian film Orion's Belt takes place on Svalbard.
    The Captain of the Polestar by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is set off Amsterdam Island at the North West of Svalbard.
    Most of the action in The Chronicles of William Bazillion takes place on Svalbard, in the present and in the past. '
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Heineken Helen wrote:
    'The vault has top security blast-proof doors and two airlocks'

    seriously how the fuck is anyone gonna open this?

    Click me :)
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    eh no... :confused: I don't think that's what they're making!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    eh no... :confused: I don't think that's what they're making!
    I'm a regular comedian today.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    here's a cool website I found and can imagine myself having hours of fun with it tomorrow... it's a weather observatory in Tromso and speeds through each day... so you see from morning to morning really really quickly on whatever day ya want :)

    http://weather.cs.uit.no/video/index-2008.html

    God I'm so easily pleased :rolleyes:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    here's a cool website I found and can imagine myself having hours of fun with it tomorrow... it's a weather observatory in Tromso and speeds through each day... so you see from morning to morning really really quickly on whatever day ya want :)

    http://weather.cs.uit.no/video/index-2008.html

    God I'm so easily pleased :rolleyes:
    That is pretty neat.
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    oh yeh... laugh now! My co-workers think I'm on to something here! I wonder if that satellite actually fell on Svalbard perhaps, causing the earthquake... and the tremors to follow are those giant mutant spiders :eek:

    People... this is it! The end of the world is nigh I'm afraid :o
    I bet you frighten small children dont you?

    You know it would make a good movie though... kinda like "Cloverfield" (which made me sick btw) still a cool movie though :) But back to business, you know Im suprise you dont scare yourselfe with these kinda things :D
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    More news out of Norway:

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/02/photogalleries/seamonster-pictures/index.html
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
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