junkie story!

Heineken Helen

I was out shopping last night and came to a pedestrian crossing where the green man was just turning red. This junkie came up beside me with a baby in a buggy and started crossing til she realised... so she just stopped with the buggy half way on the road :eek: and cars had to go around her and stuff. I was thinking 'fucking hell'. But then when the cars had gone past she looked down into the buggy and said 'now, SEE, ya almost got run over for Christmas and all'

I know it probably doesn't SEEM funny but at the time I was in stitches.

Buru

Heineken Helen wrote:

I was out shopping last night and came to a pedestrian crossing where the green man was just turning red. This junkie came up beside me with a baby in a buggy and started crossing til she realised... so she just stopped with the buggy half way on the road :eek: and cars had to go around her and stuff. I was thinking 'fucking hell'. But then when the cars had gone past she looked down into the buggy and said 'now, SEE, ya almost got run over for Christmas and all'

I know it probably doesn't SEEM funny but at the time I was in stitches.

Q: what's the most exciting thing that happened to you on christmas?

A: being almost run over while i slept in my buggy!!

Too bad the kid won't remember that... I would have freaked out though, if I were watching that

Jamal

Heineken Helen wrote:

I know it probably doesn't SEEM funny but at the time I was in stitches.

So would I have been

hahaha, dryest comment ever... now, SEE, you almost got run over for X-mas ! hahaha

Heineken Helen

Buru wrote:

Q: what's the most exciting thing that happened to you on christmas?

A: being almost run over while i slept in my buggy!!

Too bad the kid won't remember that... I would have freaked out though, if I were watching that

I kinda was... luckily there were only two cars coming and they were both well aware of her. She just STOPPED... I think she was thinking 'well I'm on the path so we're fine

Heineken Helen

Jamal wrote:

So would I have been

hahaha, dryest comment ever... now, SEE, you almost got run over for X-mas ! hahaha

And with a real deadpan junkie voice and all... I dunno if she was even trying to MAKE it funny or if she was blaming the kid 'see what you've done now... almost ruining my christmas again' :eek:

catefrances

you know, i dont find junkies amusing AT ALL.

RolandTD20Kdrummer

The worst part is, the stroller was probably empty...lol

failedpersephone

:eek:

I am so worried that THIS thread made me giggle...does that mean there is something even wronger with me??











nah, that is some funny junk-logic. bravo madam, for bringing it to the pit...I thanks ya!!

Heineken Helen

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

The worst part is, the stroller was probably empty...lol

nah... I could see the hands... unless they were fake hands :eek:

failedpersephone... I was wondering meself but fuck it,

AmentsChick

Poor kid. :(