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Anybody ever have a gypsy curse on them?

Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I think I got one yesterday :D

Was walking from the shop to my house, lighting up a cigarette, one came over to me and said 'gimme one cigarrette' :rolleyes: (I don't usually give out cigarettes but certainly not when they put it like that) so I shook my head and started to continue walking and she looked at me and started shouting something at me in whatever the fuck language it was. I looked at her and laughed and walked off. Who the fuck does she think she is, eh?
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    acoustic guy... his daughters toy was stolen and his face fell off.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    acoustic guy... his daughters toy was stolen and his face fell off.
    his face fell off? :confused:

    If I hadda been thinking, I woulda cursed her back in Irish and said 'yeh, we can all speak a load of bollox in our own language' and walked off. I thought she'd follow me home then but she didn't.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    AG's peanuts will certainly have a urine taste to them this summer after his public displays of gypsy affection!!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    his face fell off? :confused:
    Ever see Raiders of the Lost Ark?
    Same thing.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Just play David Essex singles backwards, and that reverses the hex.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Just play David Essex singles backwards, and that reverses the hex.
    I tried that last night... hope it worked! :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Gremmie95Gremmie95 Posts: 749
    I'd stock up on chicken feet and goats blood if I were you!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    his face fell off? :confused:


    dont be stupid.. of course it didnt!! :rolleyes:


    it just dangled from the chin bone for a bit...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Put an empty packet of Monster Munch in the oven and let it shrink, while playing this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tndPV3n31Sw&feature=related
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    No Comment. ;)
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Thinnerrrrrrrrrrr!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Thinnerrrrrrrrrrr!
    :) I could probably do with losing a bit of weight :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Hmmm, I've been cursed by a mummy for desecrating an Egyptian tomb, been bitten by two werewolves, ran over a black cat, and I once tugged on Superman's cape while spitting into the wind, but no, no Gypsy curses.
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Modern Gypo's don't so much put a curse on you, more they keep coming around and offering to tarmac your drive, until the day you're not at home when they empty the contents of your shed into the back of their truck, and sell it all for a tenner down the nearest pub. Theiving, soap dodging gets the lot of em.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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