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This came to me at work (tax season is really doing weird things to my mind!)

JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,515
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Philosophical Question:

A one-legged man receives a call from the lost & found, telling him that they found his wooden leg.

Should the man be happy, since can walk again, or sad, since he is still missing his real leg?

Good news in a bad situation....is it possible?
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Philosophical Question:

    A one-legged man receives a call from the lost & found, telling him that they found his wooden leg.

    Should the man be happy, since can walk again, or sad, since he is still missing his real leg?

    Good news in a bad situation....is it possible?
    real bad news is if they had termites.

    i can't blame my brain on tax season, i'm just like this lol
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    yep




    on a side note: does the pope shit in the woods? :p:D
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    what kind of wood is the leg made out of?
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    does it screw on, or are there straps?
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    cutback wrote:
    what kind of wood is the leg made out of?
    driftwood
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    <shakes head>
    I'm worried about you Joe :)

    Good thing you got 1 more month to go! :-)
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,515
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    driftwood

    I'm sorry that you turned to driftwood.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    driftwood
    discount legs are made outta balsa :eek:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    driftwood

    well although that isn't a type of wood, my next question would be....did it drift in freshwater or saltwater?
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    cutback wrote:
    well although that isn't a type of wood, my next question would be....did it drift in freshwater or saltwater?
    it satrted in a lake and then found its way to the ocean :eek:
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,515
    Allie wrote:
    <shakes head>
    I'm worried about you Joe :)

    Good thing you got 1 more month to go! :-)

    I had to tell my client that the IRS approved his payment plan for $3,000 per month (as opposed to levying his assets), so the issue of good news/bad situation came to mind!

    Yes, I am losing it!
    :)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    it satrted in a lake and then found its way to the ocean :eek:

    which river? which ocean?
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    lake winnapausaukee nh then to the merrimack river then to the atlantic ocean.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I had to tell my client that the IRS approved his payment plan for $3,000 per month (as opposed to levying his assets), so the issue of good news/bad situation came to mind!

    Yes, I am losing it!
    :)

    :eek:
    I see. You need a vacation! :)
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,931
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Philosophical Question:

    A one-legged man receives a call from the lost & found, telling him that they found his wooden leg.

    Should the man be happy, since can walk again, or sad, since he is still missing his real leg?

    Good news in a bad situation....is it possible?
    Is the man's wife named "Peg"?
    This weekend we rock Portland
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