Dear Wisdom Teeth,

1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Worcester, MA Posts: 2,939
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
It's been a wonderful 22 years, but soon you will have to go. I've cherished every moment you have been a part of my mouth.

Love,
Ryan
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Goodbye wisdom teeth, Hello Vicodin! I had all four removed at once and was on pain pills and muscle relaxers for a week! It was great!
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  • corycory Posts: 736
    I'm 33 and mine never came in. I guess I'm not very wise.

    Enjoy your medication Ryan. I'm going to go have a vasectomy done so I can get a bottle of that sweet pain relief.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cory wrote:
    I'm 33 and mine never came in. I guess I'm not very wise.

    Enjoy your medication Ryan. I'm going to go have a vasectomy done so I can get a bottle of that sweet pain relief.

    So you'll go from "suck my nuts" to "don't even breathe near my nuts!"?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • when i let my wisdom teeth go they left my bottom lip completely numb for 5 years. a nerve was ripped in half.
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  • I never had mine taken out...they're all still in there...
  • corycory Posts: 736
    mookie9999 wrote:
    So you'll go from "suck my nuts" to "don't even breathe near my nuts!"?

    I never thought about it that way. I'm sure if she'll be extra gentle, I'd allow the breathing near the ball bag;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    all dentists were torturers/executioners/serial killers in their past lives
    impatience is a gift ........
  • I got all mine out 11 months ago and only got a few tylenol 3's for my troubles.

    I wanted a tank of nitrous.
  • CateetoCateeto Posts: 377
    My dentist always told me that my wisdom teeth would never emerge and that they would eventually have to be taken out....

    Needless to say, I was quite surprised a couple months ago when I saw a new tooth coming in. It was pretty awkward and a very damn slow process...

    I guess I'll be getting a new dentist. I'll still probably have to get them out someday though *shudders* :( I can't stand the thought... Or the price.
  • Had all four taken out at the same time as well about three years ago. My face swelled up like a fuggin balloon. I looked like one of those Disney hero characters.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    It's been a wonderful 22 years, but soon you will have to go. I've cherished every moment you have been a part of my mouth.

    Love,
    Ryan
    I swear to god, I hope you get some pills or something 'cause it hurts like hell.
    Word of dvice, don't watch any comedy-films, 'cause they tend to cause your stitches to tear :o
    I had mine removed all at once and waching Shrek 2 wasn't the best idea I've ever had!
    Good luck though
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  • Only my uppers came in, so that means I'm only 50% more evolved.

    I loved that f-king sweet cracking sound when she snapped em out... and that needle she kept sticking in over and over...felt like sparks on the tip of my tongue...orgasmic.

    Aside from the healing part I'd do it all over again.
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  • i actually got mine out a few weeks ago.
    it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be
    the vicodin and the laughing gas during the surgery was amazing.
    i was laughing at myself peeing when i got home.
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  • WTF? Theer's some total weirdos in this thread :D
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  • HartydogHartydog Posts: 2,060
    I actually had a dentist appointment today. I still have one wisdom tooth left (long story). but apparently it has a cavity and they want to yank it. I think it's probably time.
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  • MrBrianMrBrian Posts: 2,672
    I got 3 out, laughing gas was amazing! but once I got home and the pain hit, oh shit, watch out! It took like 2 hrs for the pain meds to kick in and still hurt.
    I couldnt even eat anything solid for like a week, jello was my diet. But I guess it all depends on the person and dentist.
  • Do you really think your wisdom teeth are gonna read this thread?

    :rolleyes:

    :D
  • I had all 4 of mine removed at the same time. Piece of cake. I didn't take the vicodin afterwards. I went right back to work the next day, had no pain. It was just gross inside my mouth the next day or two.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • like a baby bites on things when they are teething...I bit on bic pen tops when mine were coming in....it made it better somehow:).....
  • My dentist's fingers stank like the nurses' panties when he stuck them in my mouth last week.
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  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    Just a reminder not to take more than 1000mg of tylenol every six hours, or 4000mg in a 24hr period. Vicodin comes with a crapload of tylenol, so be careful or your liver will pay.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,706
    I used Advil.
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