office christmas parties
1STmammal2wearPants
Worcester, MA Posts: 2,939
It's my first tonight. (I graduated from college in May). Open bar. Might be bad news. However, I'm going to try to not be "that guy," and do naked karaoke or something. Anyone have any horror stories? Are the parties that bad as they seem like they're gonna be?
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Another time, and this was me...I was in a car of the parking lot of the restaurant our party was at. A group of us were smoking pot in the car. That was pretty f-ing stupid. I mean, my boss was only about 20 feet away and I'm sitting there just firing one up like I was invisible. Thank God he never came out.
maybe your boss would of appreciated you sharing ......perhaps this could of led to a promotion!
damn. hindsight is 20/20.
lol nice nick...
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over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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at one christmas party, the owner of the store i worked at, and several of the managers, asked me if i had any weed so we could all smoke it.
I was disgusted and they played games like we did in sixth grade. It's very different now at work. Our parties are very boring, lol...we drink very little.
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sounds like the type of people that really should be running a business.
2004 Boston I
2006 Boston I
2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I
2010 Hartford
2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford
2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II
2018 Fenway I, Fenway II
2021 Sea.Hear.Now
2022 Camden
2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II
open bars can be bad.
Office Party Dont's
http://careerplanning.about.com/od/workplacesurvival/tp/party_donts.htm
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Where have all the good times gone....sigh.
Everyone is so serious these days.
When I was working in a regional theatre we used to have a party every year that was headed up by the technical director. There was always a cage suspended from the ceiling that would always have some topless dancing.
It was alot of fun. Luckily I was working in a theatre and it was actually looked upon highly.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
i had a bad experience with karaoke too. avoid it like the plague my friends.
Keep em coming!!!
#2 is hilarious!
"Jim (or Jane) from accounting may suddenly look a lot more appealing under bar lights than cubicle lights."
haha, good shit.
i have my holiday party next weekend, and years prior my girlfriend and i have had a great time. i work with a pretty young crowd, and everyone just wants a night out to enjoy themselves over a few drinks.
2004 Boston I
2006 Boston I
2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I
2010 Hartford
2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford
2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II
2018 Fenway I, Fenway II
2021 Sea.Hear.Now
2022 Camden
2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II
man, maybe it's just my line of work, but I can't imagine people ever "hooking up" with coworkers.
I dunno if it was hookin up, but they were definitely up to no good in there.
2004 Boston I
2006 Boston I
2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I
2010 Hartford
2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford
2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II
2018 Fenway I, Fenway II
2021 Sea.Hear.Now
2022 Camden
2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II
Our receptionist did back bends and proceeded to fall over in front of the company president and everyone..........i know that's not funny, but considering when she wears a skirt she doesnt wear any panties; that makes it pretty exciting.
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luckily i've alread attneded about 3 work parties thus far....this group likes to party! and all pretty big affairs, good times! i am really looking forward to the christmas party! so far all the parties have been in pretty swank restaurants/bars......great food/drinks....and a lot of fun!
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Dirty dancing with a partner's wife
Drunken conga line late in the evening
Face plant in the boiled shrimp plate
And, of course, the year that 11 of our number got stopped by the local police in a road block and got a trip to the pokey....
So...diet coke for me!
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Then again, maybe I am just grouchy cuz its a Monday!
Let's just breathe...
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They rent out Dave & Buster's at the Franklin Mills Mall in Philly
This year it was from 1-8pm all the games are free,bowling,pool tables and food
They gave away over $10,000 in prizes of course I didn't win anything :(
It's a good time though all the NFL games are on as well
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers