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A few of you have spoke, and Merlin may answer...

EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
edited December 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
any question that your little heart desires. (Time permitted)

(Remember...I'm just the messenger. Don't shoot me!)

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  • redmosquito10redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    should i study for my math final?
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Why did your "stinks like sex" thread get deleted? :(
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    redmosquito10 wrote:
    should i study for my math final?

    Numbers are easy, just count out your answers. Now go party.
  • redmosquito10redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    actually ignore the final, why the fuck does my faucet only leak when the hot water is turned on?
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Why did your "stinks like sex" thread get deleted? :(

    Because my reply of "my farts smell like candy and I poop out candy, the kiddies looooooooooove my place on Halloween..." was unacceptable and forseen, therefore it was gone before I could get it out.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    redmosquito10 wrote:
    actually ignore the final, why the fuck does my faucet only leak when the hot water is turned on?

    The heated line opens the pores that are closed off by the cold line that stops the leak.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    does E=mc^2
    actually stand for the circumference of Einstein's penis?

    http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/050418_Einstein/050405_einstein_tongue.widec.jpg
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,283
    hey i have only 15mnts left before i get to leave work should i just bail now ?? .
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    WHY are pretzel sticks filled with peanut butter and covered with chocolate SOOOOO good!! And why don't I have any right now? :eek:
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Hmm I wonder what Evil Merlin is doing right now??
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Hmm I wonder what Evil Merlin is doing right now??


    i think chad threw him with the math question :D
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    josevolution wrote:
    hey i have only 15mnts left before i get to leave work should i just bail now ?? .

    Why did you even waste the time to post this ludicrous question?
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    chadwick wrote:
    does E=mc^2
    actually stand for the circumference of Einstein's penis?

    http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/050418_Einstein/050405_einstein_tongue.widec.jpg

    I just compared, it's actually the circumference of mine. Interesting.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    WHY are pretzel sticks filled with peanut butter and covered with chocolate SOOOOO good!! And why don't I have any right now? :eek:

    Because they knew you'd like them so they made them.

    Because that bitch forgot my fire sauce and I was reminded of that horrible incident so I stopped the earth for a second, but now you're free to pick some up after work.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    why does your name NOT conjure up images of an angry bearded wizard, but it DOES make me think of Merlin Olsen grinning rather seductively with a fist full of flowers whilst wearing a RAMS jersey?










    I didn't say to stop.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    what happened to the knights of the round table after king arthur's death?
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    muiren77 wrote:
    what happened to the knights of the round table after king arthur's death?

    How the fuck should I know? I was drunk!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    why does your name NOT conjure up images of an angry bearded wizard, but it DOES make me think of Merlin Olsen grinning rather seductively with a fist full of flowers whilst wearing a RAMS jersey?










    I didn't say to stop.

    That's just how it goes with me. Now the true question...is it a dickerson or youngblood jersey that's being worn?
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    That's just how it goes with me. Now the true question...is it a dickerson or youngblood jersey that's being worn?
    :(

    it's his own jersey...OH wait, now I am thinking of Rosey Grier too...ahhhhhhh HELLS yeah.


    this is why I likee you, son!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Why do random songs pop in my head when I haven't heard them in years?? :eek:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    That's just how it goes with me. Now the true question...is it a dickerson or youngblood jersey that's being worn?


    ferragamo :p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :(

    it's his own jersey...OH wait, now I am thinking of Rosey Grier too...ahhhhhhh HELLS yeah.


    this is why I likee you, son!

    Well of course MJO would be wearing his own. However if I didn't suggest he'd be wearing another, then I wouldn't be getting your mind going in the right direction. That's just my job, mom.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Why do random songs pop in my head when I haven't heard them in years?? :eek:

    Because it's time for you to hear the music again.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Why do most afternoons at work go by SOOOOOO SLLLOOOOWLY???
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Why do most afternoons at work go by SOOOOOO SLLLOOOOWLY???

    You're focussing on the time too much.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Why don't more musicians do a duck walk like Stoney?
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Why don't more musicians do a duck walk like Stoney?

    Because nobody would ever be able to keep up with Chuck Berry anyway, so why try?
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Should I take another sick day tomorrow?
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    ferragamo :p
    baby - you speakin' my language now....


    ahhhhhhh pass the butter. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Why does spinach and cheese make everything taste better?
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