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Fuck You JetBlue

EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Trying to charge me $160 for my pair of roundtrip tickets to NYC for wanting to sit in the exit row. Piss off, be glad I'm volunteering to sit there incase something happens and I'll open the door and guide everyone out.

If I were willing to pay $180 to sit there, then fuck you, I'm opening the door and I'm gone bitches, without notice. Even if it's not an emergency landing. We touch down, I'm opening the door and getting out.

Ahh well, I'm sitting with all the average sized passengers in regular seats. I hope you like my knees banging you. :D
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  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    i thought it was only $20 (each way)?

    that is unhappy jetting.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    roar wrote:
    i thought it was only $20 (each way)?

    that is unhappy jetting.

    $30 to NYC, $20 to my connection on the way back, and another $30 after the connection. And I meant $160, not $180. It was 80/seat and I'm buying two seats.

    I paid only $10 which I didn't mind from LA to Oakland. But They really tacked it on for the Seattle-NYC flight.
  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    their regular seats are plenty roomy...dont pay the upgrade... i am 6' tall and travel a ton on business... i never pay for their upgrades and i can usually sit with a leg crossed if i want to...

    dont belive their hype!!
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    NYbenben wrote:
    their regular seats are plenty roomy...dont pay the upgrade... i am 6' tall and travel a ton on business... i never pay for their upgrades and i can usually sit with a leg crossed if i want to...

    dont belive their hype!!

    I travel a lot as well.

    However, I've got nine inches on you. So it does help a little bit. :)

    But yeah, I'm not paying it. It's not that much of a difference to pay that much. Plus I'm used to cramming myself into areas not built for me. It was a growing pain I needed to learn to live with.
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Trying to charge me $160 for my pair of roundtrip tickets to NYC for wanting to sit in the exit row. Piss off, be glad I'm volunteering to sit there incase something happens and I'll open the door and guide everyone out.

    If I were willing to pay $180 to sit there, then fuck you, I'm opening the door and I'm gone bitches, without notice. Even if it's not an emergency landing. We touch down, I'm opening the door and getting out.

    Ahh well, I'm sitting with all the average sized passengers in regular seats. I hope you like my knees banging you. :D

    I like other things of yours banging me :D




    lol...........I'm kidding!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    PJPixie wrote:
    I like other things of yours banging me :D




    lol...........I'm kidding!

    Oh man, is that what it's resorted to around here now? We have to joke? Cause I'm serious when I'm banging yo...err into you.


    Push the limits darling. :D
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Yeah, this is something new and is very fucking annoying..noticed as we booked our tickets to Vegas..fuckers..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    One of the few benefits of being short - leg room is never a problem! But I envy your height at concerts...yeah it would be nice to just once be able to see over the people in front of me
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    comebackgirl wrote:
    One of the few benefits of being short - leg room is never a problem! But I envy your height at concerts...yeah it would be nice to just once be able to see over the people in front of me

    You can sit on my shoulders the next show we just happen to attend together. :)
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    You can sit on my shoulders the next show we just happen to attend together. :)
    Deal! And if we're ever on the same flight, I will give you my extra leg room :)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Deal! And if we're ever on the same flight, I will give you my extra leg room :)

    Awww you're far too kind. I like you. You're sweet. :)

    Oh but I'm holding you to that, and I'm going to make you somehow give up your extra leg room and replace it in a linear fashion so that I can extend my legs straight out. :p
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    6' 9" and you can KNEE bang???


    *faints*


    dude, if you have long hair and green eyes...I think I prayed to you last night. :o
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    6' 9" and you can KNEE bang???


    *faints*


    dude, if you have long hair and green eyes...I think I prayed to you last night. :o

    I have recently cut my hair...however I didn't change the color of my eyes. I still got the prayer though. :p:D

    Welcome home, by the way. :)
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Awww you're far too kind. I like you. You're sweet. :)

    Oh but I'm holding you to that, and I'm going to make you somehow give up your extra leg room and replace it in a linear fashion so that I can extend my legs straight out. :p

    :o You're sweet too *giggles like a school girl*

    No problem - I usually sit with my feet tucked up under me anyway...not sure how we'll work out the linear fashion - but we'll sort something out. And I'm holding you to letting me climb on your shoulders! At one of the Camden shows I was tempted to climb up on my chair...but I was worried I'd block the people behind me...I still wouldn't have been as tall as you though!
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    comebackgirl wrote:
    :o You're sweet too *giggles like a school girl*

    No problem - I usually sit with my feet tucked up under me anyway...not sure how we'll work out the linear fashion - but we'll sort something out. And I'm holding you to letting me climb on your shoulders! At one of the Camden shows I was tempted to climb up on my chair...but I was worried I'd block the people behind me...I still wouldn't have been as tall as you though!

    I'll always hold my end of the bargain. ;) And hey...sometimes there's instances that you just need to climb on your chair. Heads have necks, the people behind you can adjust. :)

    Awww shucks. :o *kicks feet*
  • comebackboy10comebackboy10 Posts: 139
    love jet blue

    nothing like free rum/coke on a 6 hour plane ride. yes the 36 inches of leg room is awesome
    PLAY THE GORGE IN 08 YOU PUSSIES

    On the dry and dusty road
    The nights we spent apart alone
    I need to get back home
    To cool cool rain


    LONG LIVE THE WHO! BE DEAD OR ALIVE

    i'll ride the wave where it take me, i'll hold the pain release meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    i love jet blue
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'll always hold my end of the bargain. ;) And hey...sometimes there's instances that you just need to climb on your chair. Heads have necks, the people behind you can adjust. :)

    Awww shucks. :o *kicks feet*
    I always thought 10c seats should be assigned in order of height :p That would mean you'd be in the back....unless....unless I gave you my spare :D I'm guaranteed front row seats in that system!
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I always thought 10c seats should be assigned in order of height :p That would mean you'd be in the back....unless....unless I gave you my spare :D I'm guaranteed front row seats in that system!

    Crap, what do I gotta do to get the spare? :)

    I'd offer you my shoulders still, but being up front would defeat that purpose...so please...tell me, how do I get the spare. :D
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Crap, what do I gotta do to get the spare? :)

    I'd offer you my shoulders still, but being up front would defeat that purpose...so please...tell me, how do I get the spare. :D
    all you gotta do is convince 10c to put this new height system into place and it's yours! :) See...nice guys DON'T finish last!
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    comebackgirl wrote:
    all you gotta do is convince 10c to put this new height system into place and it's yours! :) See...nice guys DON'T finish last!

    Well...if I'm nice to the 10c then they're going to laugh at this system we propose...so maybe they do. :)

    However...good thing I've got this business side to me that you won't see. ;)
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Well...if I'm nice to the 10c then they're going to laugh at this system we propose...so maybe they do. :)

    However...good thing I've got this business side to me that you won't see. ;)
    now I'm intrigued! a secret business alter ego...hmmmm....
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    comebackgirl wrote:
    now I'm intrigued! a secret business alter ego...hmmmm....

    Shhhh...that's a pm conversation. ;) Don't let that slip out.
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Shhhh...that's a pm conversation. ;) Don't let that slip out.
    Your secret is safe...Bruce Wayne ;) Whoops! Slipped out :o
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Your secret is safe...Bruce Wayne ;) Whoops! Slipped out :o

    :mad:

    Do you want the new ten club initiative to take effect or not, miss? :p
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    :mad:

    Do you want the new ten club initiative to take effect or not, miss? :p
    Yes please!






    sorry :o
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Yes please!






    sorry :o

    Aww, it's okay. I was joking.

    I'd too like it to take into effect as I'm getting something out of it as well. So I wouldn't let anyone ruin it. :p
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Aww, it's okay. I was joking.

    I'd too like it to take into effect as I'm getting something out of it as well. So I wouldn't let anyone ruin it. :p
    It's win-win :) And if I give you my jet blue leg room....can I have your share of the free rum and coke? :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    comebackgirl wrote:
    It's win-win :) And if I give you my jet blue leg room....can I have your share of the free rum and coke? :p

    Of course you can. :)

    And I'll sneak on my own bottle of jack. Win-win again! :)

    Man...look at us...theoretically winning all over the place.

    We're theoretically kick ass in life!
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Of course you can. :)

    And I'll sneak on my own bottle of jack. Win-win again! :)

    Man...look at us...theoretically winning all over the place.

    We're theoretically kick ass in life!
    I'm bat girl to your bat man ;)

    You bring the jack...I'll bring the snacks! PARTY!!
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
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