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Top Ten Living Sex Legends

londonwprlondonwpr Posts: 293
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I thought this was interesting, from Maxim:

10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

Wilt Chamberlain reportedly had sex with 20,000 people - unreal. Obviously #9 didn't wear a rain coat on all of his sexual escapades...
7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06
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  • anothercloneanotherclone Posts: 1,688
    I love Maxim and I am a chick.

    but Engelbert Humperdink?

    no thanks. even when he was younger.
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,155
    anotherclone wrote:
    I love Maxim and I am a chick.

    but Engelbert Humperdink?

    no thanks. even when he was younger.

    But come on ............with the name he's a lock for the list! :p
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    what about female sex legends? oh right, those are called "sluts."
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • anothercloneanotherclone Posts: 1,688
    Hawkshore wrote:
    But come on ............with the name he's a lock for the list! :p

    HAHAHA!!!!
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    long red wrote:
    what about female sex legends? oh right, those are called "sluts."


    not me, not unless they like it ;)
  • AnnaMelindaAnnaMelinda Posts: 331
    long red wrote:
    what about female sex legends? oh right, those are called "sluts."

    Quite an astute observation! :)
    sometimes life don't leave you alone
  • Character ZeroCharacter Zero Posts: 96
    These lists are so stupid, who substantiates all of this crap? Who the hell has proof this hotel guy banged 9 thousand women or whatever? I can say I've slept with 12 thousand women, who is going to prove me wrong?
    I was taught a month ago to bide my time and take it slow, but then I learned just yesterday to rush and never waste a day. Now I'm convinced the whole day long that all I've learned is always wrong. Things are true that I forget, but no one taught that to me yet
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    it is an off day for me.

    I wondered for a full minute what those numbers by the names were.

    :eek:


    those numbers are kinda gross...

    that is just gooey-cock gross.

    yeeeeeech.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • londonwprlondonwpr Posts: 293
    Character Zero wrote:
    These lists are so stupid, who substantiates all of this crap? Who the hell has proof this hotel guy banged 9 thousand women or whatever? I can say I've slept with 12 thousand women, who is going to prove me wrong?

    These lists are audited by the International Sexual Intercourse Society.
    7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06
  • anothercloneanotherclone Posts: 1,688
    failedpersephone wrote:
    that is just gooey-cock gross.

    nice visual. thanks for that. :D

    Sweet Jesus, I missed Lemmy from Motorhead. Why would anyone wanna "do" that?
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    londonwpr wrote:
    I thought this was interesting, from Maxim:

    10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
    9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
    8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
    7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
    6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
    5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
    4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
    3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
    2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
    1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

    Wilt Chamberlain reportedly had sex with 20,000 people - unreal. Obviously #9 didn't wear a rain coat on all of his sexual escapades...

    From what a friend of mine in the Michigan underground told me, #9 also indulged in activities more likely to get HIV than straight sex...
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Dunkman. 4,567,069...and counting :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    londonwpr wrote:
    I thought this was interesting, from Maxim:

    10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
    9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
    8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
    7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
    6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
    5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
    4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
    3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
    2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
    1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

    Wilt Chamberlain reportedly had sex with 20,000 people - unreal. Obviously #9 didn't wear a rain coat on all of his sexual escapades...

    after reading all of those again (and swallowing back the bile) I am VERY RELIEVED to know that I am not any of those tally numbers.

    also, I am quite excited that even if they paid to have my aging grandmother's kidney operation - thus extending her life by years, I STILL would NOT.

    well, maybe Bill Wyman. *shudders in disgust, but loving my gramma*

    (oh, btw - my grandparents are all dead.)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Dunkman. 4,567,069...and counting :D

    dude!!! my wife reads this forum!!!! :mad:





    so you better add her on then :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    dude!!! my wife reads this forum!!!! :mad:





    so you better add her on then :)

    You want me to add her? To who's tally, may I ask ?:D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    londonwpr wrote:
    8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
    Are the dudes he did the "no pants dance" included in this tally?
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    londonwpr wrote:
    I thought this was interesting, from Maxim:

    10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
    9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
    8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
    7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
    6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
    5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
    4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
    3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
    2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
    1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

    Wilt Chamberlain reportedly had sex with 20,000 people - unreal. Obviously #9 didn't wear a rain coat on all of his sexual escapades...


    Haha, a Venetian hotel porter. Which way was he swinging, though? I heard he liked a big tip.
  • londonwprlondonwpr Posts: 293
    Sweet Jesus, I missed Lemmy from Motorhead. Why would anyone wanna wrote:

    I know! I guess it doesn't take much to get laid when you're a musician...
    7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    jamie uk wrote:
    Dunkman. 4,567,069...and counting :D

    is that just with himself or is someone else there with him??? :D
    I love to turn you on
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    my2hands wrote:
    not me, not unless they like it ;)



    doesn't if they like it depend on the ability of the guy???
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    Character Zero wrote:
    who is going to prove me wrong?
    I would think the persons face, but Lemme is on the list so there goes that theory.
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    is that just with himself or is someone else there with him??? :D

    The sheep are always present. Whether they join in or not is on a strict case by case (of lubricant) basis.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    londonwpr wrote:
    I thought this was interesting, from Maxim:

    10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
    9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
    8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
    7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
    6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
    5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
    4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
    3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
    2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
    1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000

    Wilt Chamberlain reportedly had sex with 20,000 people - unreal. Obviously #9 didn't wear a rain coat on all of his sexual escapades...

    those are some impressively disgusting numbers. but props to them for making quadruple digits. wilt, 20000 people!? how do you come in contact with that many people, let alone bang them all!?
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    seriously - do these people really count? what do they do - have a list and add them up? that is sickening....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    edvedder913 wrote:
    seriously - do these people really count? what do they do - have a list and add them up? that is sickening....

    And at what point do they start counting? Is it premeditated or are the first 100-200 just an estimate?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    hmm

    The fact that Hugh Hefner is not on this list makes me question its validity.
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Where is Maxim's list about female sex legends? WTF... oh... they must not have those whores in there? OMG!! Why do men continue to celebrate conquests! Perpetuation of myths... I bet all their tools are crumply, sore ridden and ready to fall off.. if not they should be!!!
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    long red wrote:
    what about female sex legends? oh right, those are called "sluts."



    exactly. :rolleyes:
    the double standard, alive and well.



    that said, male or female...to have 'tallies'....and publicly announce 'your number'......poor form/taste at the very least....disgusting/repulsive imo if i am being honest. gross.

    and, i'd not touch a one of em.......yuck.
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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    decides2dream wrote:
    exactly. :rolleyes:
    the double standard, alive and well.



    that said, male or female...to have 'tallies'....and publicly announce 'your number'......poor form/taste at the very least....disgusting/repulsive imo if i am being honest. gross.

    and, i'd not touch a one of em.......yuck.


    I know........these guys are not at all anyone that I find attractive.......but maybe it's like star power thing? although "star" is not quite true for some of them, I guess.
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    long red wrote:
    what about female sex legends? oh right, those are called "sluts."


    hehe
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