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rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
i always thought it was fucked up the whole family goes to the mall and just leaves clark behind when he is locked in the attic.

"he has another car, he can drive."
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  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    But Clark was able to make his own fun reminiscing in the attic.....my favorite scene!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • HartydogHartydog Posts: 2,060
    We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye
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  • LedbetterusLedbetterus Posts: 592
    Tis the season to be Mary..

    Thats my name!

    no shit


    awesome :D
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  • HartydogHartydog Posts: 2,060
    Clark: Our holidays were always such a mess.
    Clark Sr.: Oh, yeah.
    Clark: How'd you get through it?
    Clark Sr.: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
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  • LedbetterusLedbetterus Posts: 592
    Shitter was full.
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    this movie freakin RULES!!!
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  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Clark....that there is an R-V.
    "It's all happening"
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    It's a bit nippley out!
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Merry Christmas....Merry Christmas....Merry Christmas....Kiss My Ass....Kiss His Ass.....Merry Christmas.....Merry Christmas.
    "It's all happening"
  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Posts: 2,938
    Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
    Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
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  • emily18emily18 Posts: 489
    my family watches this at my uncle's house every year...i love it :)

    merry christmas! shitter was full!
  • eddievedder1977eddievedder1977 Posts: 549
    Indian Summer wrote:
    Merry Christmas....Merry Christmas....Merry Christmas....Kiss My Ass....Kiss His Ass.....Merry Christmas.....Merry Christmas.

    I think you missed a Happy Hanukhah
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Eddie: Well don't go putting none of that stuff on my sled Clark. You know that mental plate in my head?

    Clark: Ahh how could I forget.

    Eddie: I had to have it replaced. Cause everytime Catherine used the microwave. I'd piss my paints and forget who I was for a half and hour or so.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Eddie: Well don't go putting none of that stuff on my sled Clark. You know that mental plate in my head?

    Clark: Ahh how could I forget.

    Eddie: I had to have it replaced. Cause everytime Catherine used the microwave. I'd piss my paints and forget who I was for a half and hour or so.

    randy quaid's brilliant, isn't he. i missed it this year. it's not christmas without that movie.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    randy quaid's brilliant, isn't he. i missed it this year. it's not christmas without that movie.


    It was on last nite. The last few yrs they seem to be playing it alot. Its become a classic. :D


    I'm sure you will catch it on.
  • emily18emily18 Posts: 489
    and when santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    emily18 wrote:
    and when santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.



    classic :D
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    can i change the subject slightly... the summer one...

    girl 1,'i'm going steady and i french kiss'

    girl 2,'well, everyone does that'

    girl 1, 'yeah but my daddy says i'm the best at it'

    hahahaha

    anyway, sorry to go off topic, slightly.
  • bubbamackdaddy69bubbamackdaddy69 Posts: 576
    Ledbetterus wrote:
    Tis the season to be Mary..

    Thats my name!

    no shit


    awesome :D

    LOL....classic
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  • ardyardy Posts: 53
    i live for the moments these quotes are said:

    Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
    Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?

    Eddie: "If you don't remember, this here's Rocky."
    Art: "Have you got a kiss for me?"
    Eddie: "You better take a rain check on that Art. He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet."

    Catherine: "You remember Ruby Sue?"
    Frances: "Oh yeah. Oh my gosh, her eys aren't crossed anymore."
    Eddie: "That's something ain't it? She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. I don't know."
    "Can I ask you a question?" (.....you just did.....)
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    This is on right now.
    Later! :P
  • eddievedder1977eddievedder1977 Posts: 549
    I love when Clark is telling the kids about Santa being spotted.....

    Eddie: "Are you serious Clark?"
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