national lampoons christmas vacation
rival.
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i always thought it was fucked up the whole family goes to the mall and just leaves clark behind when he is locked in the attic.
"he has another car, he can drive."
"he has another car, he can drive."
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Ft Worth 9-15-23
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Thats my name!
no shit
awesome
Clark Sr.: Oh, yeah.
Clark: How'd you get through it?
Clark Sr.: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
Ft Worth 9-15-23
Hartford 5-13-06, 6-27-08, 10-25-13
Mansfield, MA 6-30-08, 6-28-08, 7-2-03, 7-3-03, 7-11-03, 8-29-00, 8-30-00, 9-15-98, 9-16-98
Worcester 10-15-13, 10-16-13
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
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It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
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merry christmas! shitter was full!
I think you missed a Happy Hanukhah
Clark: Ahh how could I forget.
Eddie: I had to have it replaced. Cause everytime Catherine used the microwave. I'd piss my paints and forget who I was for a half and hour or so.
randy quaid's brilliant, isn't he. i missed it this year. it's not christmas without that movie.
It was on last nite. The last few yrs they seem to be playing it alot. Its become a classic.
I'm sure you will catch it on.
classic
girl 1,'i'm going steady and i french kiss'
girl 2,'well, everyone does that'
girl 1, 'yeah but my daddy says i'm the best at it'
hahahaha
anyway, sorry to go off topic, slightly.
LOL....classic
Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Eddie: "If you don't remember, this here's Rocky."
Art: "Have you got a kiss for me?"
Eddie: "You better take a rain check on that Art. He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet."
Catherine: "You remember Ruby Sue?"
Frances: "Oh yeah. Oh my gosh, her eys aren't crossed anymore."
Eddie: "That's something ain't it? She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. I don't know."
Later! :P
Eddie: "Are you serious Clark?"