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If Gandhi, Eddie and George Bush were sitting down for lunch...

Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Who would buy?
What would they order?
Who would pay for the bill?
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  • Murderers.Murderers. Posts: 1,382
    It wouldn't get that far.

    Mr Bush would be dead as soon as Eddie saw him.

    Seriously.
    What the fuck is this world?
  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    Oh I dont know, I dont see Eddie has that violent anymore, perhaps in his younger days. He has a daughter now and I see him going more the Gandhi route but maybe not
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    ...a lover and a fighter.
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  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,227
    Eddie would buy to be nice and have Bush think he's an OK guy.

    Eddie would get a vegetarian dish, Ghandi as well, Bush would get a nice juicy steak.

    Asking who would buy and who would pay the bill is the same thing.

    But in the end, Eddie would stab Bush. Ghandi would tell Ed to blame it on him because everyone love Ghandi and he would get away with it.
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  • Murderers.Murderers. Posts: 1,382
    Cree Nations wrote:
    Oh I dont know, I dont see Eddie has that violent anymore, perhaps in his younger days. He has a daughter now and I see him going more the Gandhi route but maybe not
    Yeah; I see what you mean.

    Gandhi and Eddie would probably just ask him questions/interrogate him, and put him in a totally embarrasing situation. They'd rip him apart on his politics, until he was ashamed of himself, leading to him stepping down as president. Gandhi and Eddie would both buy drinks for him, but they would be used in a much different way if you catch my drift.

    That's what I wish would happen.

    Eddie has never really been a violent person anyway: http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4G51hO_8PM

    One of my favorite Eddie/Mike interviews.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    eddie and gandhi will have a great conversation.....george will spend the whole time trying to complete the maze on the kid's menu place mat....to no success....;)
  • Murderers.Murderers. Posts: 1,382
    For half the meal, George will also be thinking to himself 'What does the W stand for, then?'
    What the fuck is this world?
  • SchokiSchoki Posts: 5,072
    I Think Gandhi would have to order and pay.
  • Drew263Drew263 Birmingham, AL Posts: 602
    Ed should pay. He's the richest one.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Drew263 wrote:
    Ed should pay. He's the richest one.
    I dunno... I imagine with Bush Snr's oil interests, Dubya stands to make a hefty packet when Pops croaks.
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  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Gandhi would probably punch Bush in the mouth :D
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Eddie Vedder would be drunk...and so he would have conveniently "forgotten" his wallet (passive aggressive...he didn't really forget and he isn't really drunk)

    he would order a HUGE meal...because Bush would pay for it...sort of...more than likely he would pull a "do you know who I am" kinda thing...maybe Bush would make a pass at the waiter...tha's right, fellas...I said waiter.

    Gandhi would sort of bring them all down by ordering plain rice and talking about starving people...and Bush would keep mispronouncing his name...so that in a fit of unexpected rage Gandhi busts a cap on Bush's ass...and the image becomes the basis for a really kick ass song...
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  • SwanSwan Posts: 350
    The Dalai Lama would bitch slap Ed and Bush and say
    “To make an enemy of your neighbor is to make an enemy of yourselves.”

    Or something like that, he would mess with Gandhi because he knows Gandhi would fuck him up.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Cree Nations wrote:
    Who would buy?
    What would they order?
    Who would pay for the bill?
    ...
    Ghandi would be fasting.
    Eddie would order the wine.
    Bush would turn the restaurant into rubble, kill the employees and outsource the work to a restaurant owned by his buddy.
    ...
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  • sk8nshoot1sk8nshoot1 Posts: 722
    Trick question, Ghandi's dead... That would leave only Eddie and GW... Which would be a problem...
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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    Eddie would order the wine..........

    Ghandi would order some vegatarian dish with some crazy ass greenery on the plate

    And after Eddie and Ghandi laughed, tried to understand what "W" was saying, and exchanged looks of wonder at each other while the dinner came and the wine was being finished, Ghandi would excuse himself to go pray, Eddie would excuse himself to go to the men's room and after a couple of hours of curiously looking around the restaurant, "W' would figure he had been had, pay the bill and went home to tell his family what a nice evening he had.

    And in the end, I think he wouldn't have minded a bit.
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  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    I think Bush would pay (at the tax payers expense)

    Gandhi and Ed would probably hit it off, Gandhi would offer Ed some of his own hand made cloth, which Ed would treasure forever. Dubya would likely get jealous of Ed and Gandhi's expanding relationship and would try to interject not so funny wittisims which would fall short...very short.

    Ed would order the soup and sandwich, Gandhi would order something simple like beans or rice, while George would order a large steak and baked potatoe.
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    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
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  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    Bush would pay the bill.
    Eddie and Ghandi would order vegetarian, Eddie maybe even vegan by now, I don't know... Bush would order well-done steak.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    George would offer to pay, but secretly foot the bill to the taxpayers.

    Eddie would order a bottle of red and smoke cigarettes, and George would order a turkey(you are what you eat). The 2 of them would get into an argument about the war, while Ghandi would starve himself until they stopped fighting....
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  • PearlsGirlPearlsGirl Posts: 257
    Cree Nations wrote:
    Who would buy?
    What would they order?
    Who would pay for the bill?

    Gandhi wouldn't eat, he'd silently protest Bush's presence. Ed I think would join him out of respect and pure hatred for Bush. Bush on the other hand would nervously jabber about some nonsense which in the end makes no sense. He would laugh at himself, and try to be witty.
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  • PearlJamaholicPearlJamaholic Posts: 2,018
    ghandi would try to enlighten the others about peace and maybe order a glass of water, king george and vedder would order a big expensive meal which bush would have some oil company pay for and vedder would nod along otherwise concert tickets would go up to $400 for a pair. at some point in ghandi's pleas for peace, vedder would break in and ask bush if he could pull any favors to help the sales of future pj albums. wink and a nod will be exchanged. ghandi will be ignored for the remainder of the meal, while the other too stuff their face with overpriced food and wine.

    after the meal bush and vedder would become good friends and see how much they have in common. 10 years from now vedder will run for president with king george as vp.
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