I'm at work right now, and...
HailHailVitalogy
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I'm at one of my jobs right now (stop and shop supermarket, upstairs computer that I have the password to 
) and something really crazy just happened, and I thought I would post it after reading the girl at the bar story.
I'm in the aisle doing a price check and this girl comes up to me, dressed up and extremely cute (she looked very wealthy too which is ironic for the neighborhood the store is in). I approach her and ask if there is anything that she needs help with. She says "Yes, I do. Get 3 more of your best and cutest workers and come back here." Now it's the morning and the store is slow so what the hell?
I go to the back and get 3 of my friends/co-workers. We go back to the aisle, and now there are 2 other girls with the original girl. One of the girls say take your shirts off. My co-worker Keron says, what for? She says "oh you'll see". So we just did it...then our manager comes down the aisle about to flip out. I say "MIKE LIFT YOUR SHIRT FOR THE GIRLS"....so he does half way and the girls are like NO PUT IT BACK DOWN.
The girls then tell Keron to leave cause he's of no use (which I don't get the guy is huge). Then she says, "meet your date". Me all confused asked what the fuck was going on. Then to make a long story short, they came from Manhattan going out to Montauk for dinner and a party at night and their dates got into a car accident on the way out here and they just got the call and decided to do this once the first girl saw how "cute" i was.
Guess I have a date tonight with a bunch of rich girls out on the beach
) and something really crazy just happened, and I thought I would post it after reading the girl at the bar story.I'm in the aisle doing a price check and this girl comes up to me, dressed up and extremely cute (she looked very wealthy too which is ironic for the neighborhood the store is in). I approach her and ask if there is anything that she needs help with. She says "Yes, I do. Get 3 more of your best and cutest workers and come back here." Now it's the morning and the store is slow so what the hell?
I go to the back and get 3 of my friends/co-workers. We go back to the aisle, and now there are 2 other girls with the original girl. One of the girls say take your shirts off. My co-worker Keron says, what for? She says "oh you'll see". So we just did it...then our manager comes down the aisle about to flip out. I say "MIKE LIFT YOUR SHIRT FOR THE GIRLS"....so he does half way and the girls are like NO PUT IT BACK DOWN.
The girls then tell Keron to leave cause he's of no use (which I don't get the guy is huge). Then she says, "meet your date". Me all confused asked what the fuck was going on. Then to make a long story short, they came from Manhattan going out to Montauk for dinner and a party at night and their dates got into a car accident on the way out here and they just got the call and decided to do this once the first girl saw how "cute" i was.
Guess I have a date tonight with a bunch of rich girls out on the beach
2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
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Reminds me of one of those movies or commercials where the girls take off on the gullible boys, with all their clothes, ditching them nekked in the middle of nowhere 0
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This truly reflects the difference between men and women and their reaction to situations.
have fun on your date
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You must feel like Kevin Federline now, correct?
P.S. good luck!PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
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LongRd. wrote:You must feel like Kevin Federline now, correct?
P.S. good luck!
not really, not unless after i asked her name she said "ITS BRITTNEY BITCH"...lol
im just in shock...she gave me her number and everything and told me to call her when we're on our way
ok i have to go back to work...ill come back and check the feedback on my break, hahaha2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x20 -
Right on. If you get along with her well and everything that's cool...and if she's got money...she's buying since you're providing her with the arm candy.
Oh and be careful of the pee-ers. Make sure she doesn't get any splash on your nice clothes for the night out. And be careful she doesn't use you and scam you out of something. Report back on how the night goes... 0 -
How often does this shit happen in America?
I never see any guys on here going 'Yeah, so I was on Clapham high street and...''We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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harmless_little_f*** wrote:How often does this shit happen in America?
I never see any guys on here going 'Yeah, so I was on Clapham high street and...'
Yeah, for most Americans, or at least the ones in this pit, every day is just like what you read in Penthouse. Shit, just an hour ago, I looked out my second story office window and there were 3 naked cheerleaders (only wearing pom-poms) floating in mid air clawing at my window and begging to be let in like a pack of horny vampires or something...
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lol, hilarious!
Eyedclaar, did they say "Eyedclaar, we want you to tap this like Snoop Dogg"? I bet they did!Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?0 -
fanch75 wrote:lol, hilarious!
Eyedclaar, did they say "Eyedclaar, we want you to tap this like Snoop Dogg"? I bet they did!
Oh, you know they did! You must have seen them too at some point. I'm sure most of us studs have... Sometimes these sexy escapades happen so often here in America that I can't even keep up (and that's after snorting 20 lines of viagra).Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer
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Well...to end the night, I'm typing from her house out in Montauk, hahaha
It's crazy!! This girls LOADED, her parents paid for this huge party for her out in Montauk at this lodge. They had bands and everything playing, with a bar but it was mad money. Then we went to their house (where I'm at) and just had a small after party of like 12-15 people. Everything was great, and the girl seemed to pretty into me...who knows...all I know is that I'm typing in her bedroom
sorry just had to close the story since i started it hours ago...hahahaha2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x20 -
HailHailVitalogy wrote:Well...to end the night, I'm typing from her house out in Montauk, hahaha
It's crazy!! This girls LOADED, her parents paid for this huge party for her out in Montauk at this lodge. They had bands and everything playing, with a bar but it was mad money. Then we went to their house (where I'm at) and just had a small after party of like 12-15 people. Everything was great, and the girl seemed to pretty into me...who knows...all I know is that I'm typing in her bedroom
sorry just had to close the story since i started it hours ago...hahahaha
you lucky dog haha. write back to us in the morning!6/11/08 WPB
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This is like from a movie or something..HailHailVitalogy wrote:Well...to end the night, I'm typing from her house out in Montauk, hahaha
It's crazy!! This girls LOADED, her parents paid for this huge party for her out in Montauk at this lodge. They had bands and everything playing, with a bar but it was mad money. Then we went to their house (where I'm at) and just had a small after party of like 12-15 people. Everything was great, and the girl seemed to pretty into me...who knows...all I know is that I'm typing in her bedroom
sorry just had to close the story since i started it hours ago...hahahaha
Are you going to go and bang her and realize you don't have a condom?.. and go on a night long adventure in search of a condom.. but meet your true love along the way..0 -
If I was working at Stop & Shop and some spoiled rich girl wants to picks me up to her party and bangs me, I say Fuck the condoms! I'm "cashin' out baby!" *cha-ching*LikeAnOcean wrote:This is like from a movie or something..
Are you going to go and bang her and realize you don't have a condom?.. and go on a night long adventure in search of a condom.. but meet your true love along the way..
p.s. nothing wrong working at S&S. I actually missed my work there. :(PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
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hmm... so you're back at her house... in her bedroom... on the fucking MESSAGE PIT?HailHailVitalogy wrote:Well...to end the night, I'm typing from her house out in Montauk, hahaha
It's crazy!! This girls LOADED, her parents paid for this huge party for her out in Montauk at this lodge. They had bands and everything playing, with a bar but it was mad money. Then we went to their house (where I'm at) and just had a small after party of like 12-15 people. Everything was great, and the girl seemed to pretty into me...who knows...all I know is that I'm typing in her bedroom
sorry just had to close the story since i started it hours ago...hahahaha
RIGHT!The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
Heineken Helen wrote:hmm... so you're back at her house... in her bedroom... on the fucking MESSAGE PIT?
RIGHT!
Bahahahahahaha!0 -
facepollution wrote:Bahahahahahaha! I'm just wondering how stupid we're supposed to be exactly :cool:
isn't it odd that they'd go in one car and their dates in another... their dates get in an accident and all they can think about is how they're gonna find another date? The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you0 -
Heineken Helen wrote:hmm... so you're back at her house... in her bedroom... on the fucking MESSAGE PIT?
RIGHT!
the deed was already done...i had to check my email and pm's from someone i sold my bonaroo ticket to, and i couldnt sleep
second...the girls left a few hours before everyone else so they can set up their party and house hense why what happened in my super market happened at 10am and they were still an hour and a half from montauk....and thats not all that they were thinking about, in my original post i say that the one girl just got the idea when she saw me and they thought it would be fun...weird i know
but yes...totaly crazy, story of my life2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x20 -
I try to pick something other than Penthouse to plagiarize.HailHailVitalogy wrote:I'm at one of my jobs right now (stop and shop supermarket, upstairs computer that I have the password to ) and something really crazy just happened, and I thought I would post it after reading the girl at the bar story.
I'm in the aisle doing a price check and this girl comes up to me, dressed up and extremely cute (she looked very wealthy too which is ironic for the neighborhood the store is in). I approach her and ask if there is anything that she needs help with. She says "Yes, I do. Get 3 more of your best and cutest workers and come back here." Now it's the morning and the store is slow so what the hell?
I go to the back and get 3 of my friends/co-workers. We go back to the aisle, and now there are 2 other girls with the original girl. One of the girls say take your shirts off. My co-worker Keron says, what for? She says "oh you'll see". So we just did it...then our manager comes down the aisle about to flip out. I say "MIKE LIFT YOUR SHIRT FOR THE GIRLS"....so he does half way and the girls are like NO PUT IT BACK DOWN.
The girls then tell Keron to leave cause he's of no use (which I don't get the guy is huge). Then she says, "meet your date". Me all confused asked what the fuck was going on. Then to make a long story short, they came from Manhattan going out to Montauk for dinner and a party at night and their dates got into a car accident on the way out here and they just got the call and decided to do this once the first girl saw how "cute" i was.
Guess I have a date tonight with a bunch of rich girls out on the beach "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
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ok it's possible this girl is going to check the history on her computer when you're gone and she's going to see all this message pit stuff and may read it....just an FYI No need to be void, or save up on life...
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That's if this story is true and not bullshit.you are wrote:ok it's possible this girl is going to check the history on her computer when you're gone and she's going to see all this message pit stuff and may read it....just an FYI"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
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