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HailHailVitalogy
HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I'm at one of my jobs right now (stop and shop supermarket, upstairs computer that I have the password to ;) ) and something really crazy just happened, and I thought I would post it after reading the girl at the bar story.

I'm in the aisle doing a price check and this girl comes up to me, dressed up and extremely cute (she looked very wealthy too which is ironic for the neighborhood the store is in). I approach her and ask if there is anything that she needs help with. She says "Yes, I do. Get 3 more of your best and cutest workers and come back here." Now it's the morning and the store is slow so what the hell?

I go to the back and get 3 of my friends/co-workers. We go back to the aisle, and now there are 2 other girls with the original girl. One of the girls say take your shirts off. My co-worker Keron says, what for? She says "oh you'll see". So we just did it...then our manager comes down the aisle about to flip out. I say "MIKE LIFT YOUR SHIRT FOR THE GIRLS"....so he does half way and the girls are like NO PUT IT BACK DOWN.

The girls then tell Keron to leave cause he's of no use (which I don't get the guy is huge). Then she says, "meet your date". Me all confused asked what the fuck was going on. Then to make a long story short, they came from Manhattan going out to Montauk for dinner and a party at night and their dates got into a car accident on the way out here and they just got the call and decided to do this once the first girl saw how "cute" i was.

Guess I have a date tonight with a bunch of rich girls out on the beach :D
2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Reminds me of one of those movies or commercials where the girls take off on the gullible boys, with all their clothes, ditching them nekked in the middle of nowhere ;)
  • appliedlesson
    appliedlesson Posts: 237
    This truly reflects the difference between men and women and their reaction to situations.

    have fun on your date :)
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    You must feel like Kevin Federline now, correct?

    P.S. good luck!
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  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
    LongRd. wrote:
    You must feel like Kevin Federline now, correct?

    P.S. good luck!

    not really, not unless after i asked her name she said "ITS BRITTNEY BITCH"...lol

    im just in shock...she gave me her number and everything and told me to call her when we're on our way

    ok i have to go back to work...ill come back and check the feedback on my break, hahaha
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Right on. If you get along with her well and everything that's cool...and if she's got money...she's buying since you're providing her with the arm candy. :p

    Oh and be careful of the pee-ers. Make sure she doesn't get any splash on your nice clothes for the night out. And be careful she doesn't use you and scam you out of something. :p Report back on how the night goes...
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    How often does this shit happen in America?

    I never see any guys on here going 'Yeah, so I was on Clapham high street and...'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    How often does this shit happen in America?

    I never see any guys on here going 'Yeah, so I was on Clapham high street and...'


    Yeah, for most Americans, or at least the ones in this pit, every day is just like what you read in Penthouse. Shit, just an hour ago, I looked out my second story office window and there were 3 naked cheerleaders (only wearing pom-poms) floating in mid air clawing at my window and begging to be let in like a pack of horny vampires or something...

    Happens all the time...
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  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    lol, hilarious!

    Eyedclaar, did they say "Eyedclaar, we want you to tap this like Snoop Dogg"? I bet they did!
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    fanch75 wrote:
    lol, hilarious!

    Eyedclaar, did they say "Eyedclaar, we want you to tap this like Snoop Dogg"? I bet they did!

    Oh, you know they did! You must have seen them too at some point. I'm sure most of us studs have... Sometimes these sexy escapades happen so often here in America that I can't even keep up (and that's after snorting 20 lines of viagra).
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  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
    Well...to end the night, I'm typing from her house out in Montauk, hahaha

    It's crazy!! This girls LOADED, her parents paid for this huge party for her out in Montauk at this lodge. They had bands and everything playing, with a bar but it was mad money. Then we went to their house (where I'm at) and just had a small after party of like 12-15 people. Everything was great, and the girl seemed to pretty into me...who knows...all I know is that I'm typing in her bedroom ;)

    sorry just had to close the story since i started it hours ago...hahahaha
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
  • stylo17
    stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    Well...to end the night, I'm typing from her house out in Montauk, hahaha

    It's crazy!! This girls LOADED, her parents paid for this huge party for her out in Montauk at this lodge. They had bands and everything playing, with a bar but it was mad money. Then we went to their house (where I'm at) and just had a small after party of like 12-15 people. Everything was great, and the girl seemed to pretty into me...who knows...all I know is that I'm typing in her bedroom ;)

    sorry just had to close the story since i started it hours ago...hahahaha

    you lucky dog haha. write back to us in the morning!
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  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    Well...to end the night, I'm typing from her house out in Montauk, hahaha

    It's crazy!! This girls LOADED, her parents paid for this huge party for her out in Montauk at this lodge. They had bands and everything playing, with a bar but it was mad money. Then we went to their house (where I'm at) and just had a small after party of like 12-15 people. Everything was great, and the girl seemed to pretty into me...who knows...all I know is that I'm typing in her bedroom ;)

    sorry just had to close the story since i started it hours ago...hahahaha
    This is like from a movie or something..

    Are you going to go and bang her and realize you don't have a condom?.. and go on a night long adventure in search of a condom.. but meet your true love along the way..
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    This is like from a movie or something..

    Are you going to go and bang her and realize you don't have a condom?.. and go on a night long adventure in search of a condom.. but meet your true love along the way..
    If I was working at Stop & Shop and some spoiled rich girl wants to picks me up to her party and bangs me, I say Fuck the condoms! I'm "cashin' out baby!" *cha-ching* ;)





    p.s. nothing wrong working at S&S. I actually missed my work there. :(
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    Well...to end the night, I'm typing from her house out in Montauk, hahaha

    It's crazy!! This girls LOADED, her parents paid for this huge party for her out in Montauk at this lodge. They had bands and everything playing, with a bar but it was mad money. Then we went to their house (where I'm at) and just had a small after party of like 12-15 people. Everything was great, and the girl seemed to pretty into me...who knows...all I know is that I'm typing in her bedroom ;)

    sorry just had to close the story since i started it hours ago...hahahaha
    hmm... so you're back at her house... in her bedroom... on the fucking MESSAGE PIT? :confused:

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  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    hmm... so you're back at her house... in her bedroom... on the fucking MESSAGE PIT? :confused:

    RIGHT!

    Bahahahahahaha!
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    facepollution wrote:
    Bahahahahahaha!
    :confused: I'm just wondering how stupid we're supposed to be exactly :cool:

    isn't it odd that they'd go in one car and their dates in another... their dates get in an accident and all they can think about is how they're gonna find another date? :confused:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    hmm... so you're back at her house... in her bedroom... on the fucking MESSAGE PIT? :confused:

    RIGHT!

    the deed was already done...i had to check my email and pm's from someone i sold my bonaroo ticket to, and i couldnt sleep

    second...the girls left a few hours before everyone else so they can set up their party and house hense why what happened in my super market happened at 10am and they were still an hour and a half from montauk....and thats not all that they were thinking about, in my original post i say that the one girl just got the idea when she saw me and they thought it would be fun...weird i know

    but yes...totaly crazy, story of my life
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    I'm at one of my jobs right now (stop and shop supermarket, upstairs computer that I have the password to ;) ) and something really crazy just happened, and I thought I would post it after reading the girl at the bar story.

    I'm in the aisle doing a price check and this girl comes up to me, dressed up and extremely cute (she looked very wealthy too which is ironic for the neighborhood the store is in). I approach her and ask if there is anything that she needs help with. She says "Yes, I do. Get 3 more of your best and cutest workers and come back here." Now it's the morning and the store is slow so what the hell?

    I go to the back and get 3 of my friends/co-workers. We go back to the aisle, and now there are 2 other girls with the original girl. One of the girls say take your shirts off. My co-worker Keron says, what for? She says "oh you'll see". So we just did it...then our manager comes down the aisle about to flip out. I say "MIKE LIFT YOUR SHIRT FOR THE GIRLS"....so he does half way and the girls are like NO PUT IT BACK DOWN.

    The girls then tell Keron to leave cause he's of no use (which I don't get the guy is huge). Then she says, "meet your date". Me all confused asked what the fuck was going on. Then to make a long story short, they came from Manhattan going out to Montauk for dinner and a party at night and their dates got into a car accident on the way out here and they just got the call and decided to do this once the first girl saw how "cute" i was.

    Guess I have a date tonight with a bunch of rich girls out on the beach :D
    I try to pick something other than Penthouse to plagiarize. :)
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  • you are
    you are Posts: 1,651
    ok it's possible this girl is going to check the history on her computer when you're gone and she's going to see all this message pit stuff and may read it....just an FYI ;)
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    you are wrote:
    ok it's possible this girl is going to check the history on her computer when you're gone and she's going to see all this message pit stuff and may read it....just an FYI ;)
    That's if this story is true and not bullshit.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

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