Advice for 2008

JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Don't date because you are desperate.
Don't marry because you are miserable.
Don't have kids because you think your genes are superior.
Don't philander because you think you are irresistible.
Don't associate with people you can't trust.

Don't cheat. Don't lie. Don't pretend.
Don't dictate because you are smarter.
Don't demand because you are stronger.
Don't sleep around because you think you are old enough and know better.
Don't hurt people because loving them is harder.

Don't sell yourself, your family / friends, or your ideals.
Don't stagnate.
Don't regress.

Don't live in the past.
Time can't bring anything or anyone back.
Don't put your life on hold for possibly Mr/Mrs Right.
Don't throw your life away on absolutely Mr /Mrs Wrong because your biological clock is ticking.

Learn a new skill.
Find a new friend.
Start a new career.

Sometimes, there is no race to be won.
Only a price to be paid for some of life's more hasty decisions.

To terminate your loneliness, reach out to the homeless.
To feed your nurturing instincts, care for the needy.
To fulfill your parenting fantasies, get a puppy.

Don't bring another life into this world for all the wrong reasons.
To make yourself happy, pursue your passions and be the best of what you can be.

Simplify your life.
Take away the clutter.
Get rid of destructive elements: abusive friends, nasty habits, and dangerous liaisons.

Don't abandon your responsibilities but don't overdose on duty.
Don't live life recklessly without thought and feeling for your family.

Be true to yourself.
Don't commit when you are not ready.
Don't keep others waiting needlessly.
Go on that trip. Don't postpone it.
Say those words. Don't let the moment pass.
Do what you have to, even at society's scorn.

Write poetry.
Love Deeply.
Walk barefoot.
Dance with wild abandon.
Cry at the movies.
Take care of yourself.
Don't wait for someone to take care of you.

You light up your life.
You drive yourself to your destination.
No one completes you - except YOU.

It is true that life does not get easier with age.
It only gets more challenging.
Don't be afraid.
Don't lose your capacity to love.

Pursue your passions.
Live your dreams.
Don't lose faith in God.
Don't grow old.
Just grow YOU!
NOPE!!!

*~You're IT Bert!~*

Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    :) cheers to that my friend!
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    that is good stuff, thanks for sharing it :)
  • My advice to everyone is:

    start livin' regal
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    And if all else fails, just get drunk! ;)

    Nah, I'm kidding. Just my friend emailed me this and it's the kinda list I wish I could aspire to for the year! :D:o

    Figured I should post it so I can hunt it up this time next year and see how I did. :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446


    :D Phew! Thank god you're here! ;):D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Jeanie wrote:
    :D Phew! Thank god you're here! ;):D

    Think of our children's children living in a world without sky.:p

    I'd also advise: don't give tramps love bites. Oh man!
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Wise words, thanks J!!
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Think of our children's children living in a world without sky.:p

    I'd also advise: don't give tramps love bites. Oh man!


    haha! Well they aint gonna be my children's children but I get your point! :D

    who's sucking on tramps??? and how come it's not a good idea? :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Wise words, thanks J!!

    haha! :D Yeah, well just remember what you know from the inner sanctum and take em with a grain of salt honey! :p

    Something to keep in mind but probably impossible to execute. :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Jeanie wrote:
    haha! Well they aint gonna be my children's children but I get your point! :D

    who's sucking on tramps??? and how come it's not a good idea? :D

    Let's just say I misunderstood when the tramp in question offered me "DVD". I thought I was getting a free movie...:(

    (And if you don't know what I'm implying... I won't soil your mind with the answer.:p)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,581
    My advice for 08:

    Don't buy a pimp cup unless you plan to drink out of it.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Let's just say I misunderstood when the tramp in question offered me "DVD". I thought I was getting a free movie...:(

    (And if you don't know what I'm implying... I won't soil your mind with the answer.:p)


    You should pm me now! :D

    My mind is way past soiled me dear! ;)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
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