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saveuplifesaveuplife Posts: 1,173
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Metal Detectors. Yea, I said it. People who use these are stupid. Yep. Stupid.

When I was a lifeguard, we'd see these dumb @sses coming up the beach and go bury bottlecaps/pennies/matchbox cars in the ground in the direction they were heading in.

It was great to see their reaction.

What else is stupid and why?.... besides this thread.
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  • shareshare Posts: 551
    The word stupid is stupid and anyone who uses the word stupid is
    stupid.
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    coozies.


    you're drinking too slow.
    I love to turn you on
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    coozies.


    you're drinking too slow.


    hahahahhaaa!!!
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    the clapper


    "clap on clap off the clapper"
    I love to turn you on
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    There are no words.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    You called me STUPID.
    Nice to know you.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCZ8-ZAT88
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    people that have matching easter outfits.

    (ooh, random too!)

    edit: or these people: http://www.matcheez.com/custom/pics/rainbow2.jpg
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    failedpersephone wrote:
    people that have matching easter outfits.

    (ooh, random too!)

    Or tandem bikes. Fuuuuuck, you dorks. Get your own bike.
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead
    Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead
    Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    BABY ON BOARD signs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    While taking a dump...

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  • saveuplifesaveuplife Posts: 1,173
    seagulls and people who feed them.
  • you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    little wipers for headlights
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
    You got to spend it all
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    i know!!!

    Message Boards!!!

    :p
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    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,619
    saveuplife wrote:
    Metal Detectors. Yea, I said it. People who use these are stupid. Yep. Stupid.

    When I was a lifeguard, we'd see these dumb @sses coming up the beach and go bury bottlecaps/pennies/matchbox cars in the ground in the direction they were heading in.

    It was great to see their reaction.

    What else is stupid and why?.... besides this thread.

    Those little cards that tell you how much of a tip to leave beased on various percentages!
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead
    Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead
    Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead

    that commercial drives me insane.
    good call.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    those who drive a huge 4x4 truck in a city.
    such as a Hummer, ect.
    way out of control them fuckers are.
    you people suck and i'm not impressed.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,596
    people who push baby strollers in the street - and don't give me the sidewalks are too bumpy. put your kids in harms way because the sidewalks are bumpy - good idea morons.

    cell phones at sporting events/behind tv cameras - ok ahole we see you waving at the camera as you call your friends, now get a freakin life
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