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Shoplifting the poody

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edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Anyone know what it means?
A restaurant with a smoking section is like a swimming pool with a pissing section
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  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    mehbeh, mehbeh not.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    trying to get into the pants of a single mom by being nice to the kid


    least that's how i understood it from jerry macguire

    :)
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I know of some kids I hope aren't aware of that phrase.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • bigbadbillbigbadbill Posts: 1,758
    Jerry Maguire...and it's "shoplifting the pootie!!"
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Shoooowwww Meeee The Moneyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
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  • rhinomagicrhinomagic Charlottesville, VA Posts: 2,552
    cutback wrote:
    trying to get into the pants of a single mom by being nice to the kid

    Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.

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  • prljmngrlprljmngrl Posts: 320
    I understand it to mean taking advantage of a single mom when you have no interest in being the new daddy.
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    And..believe me...the act of not shoplifting the pooty is a thankless one.

    I've had a few chances to bang single moms and I've walked away knowing that I just saved them and their kids from a lot of confusion.

    It's amazing how many women out there end up marrying and having kids with total douchebag, deadbeat dads who don't hesitate to pick up and leave when things get rough.

    No one has ever said, "Gee Sponger you're a considerate guy for taking peoples' feelings into consideration." Instead it's, "Why are you over 30 and single? Is there something wrong with you?"

    Sick fucking world.
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    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    ok....can it be done vice versa? being nice to the kid of a single dad to get some???? :eek: :D
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Whizbang wrote:
    ok....can it be done vice versa? being nice to the kid of a single dad to get some???? :eek: :D

    I think it's harder to take advantage of a guy... a guy would probably see exactly what was happening and welcome it anyway. :) Just my 2c.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I think it's harder to take advantage of a guy... a guy would probably see exactly what was happening and welcome it anyway. :) Just my 2c.

    I figured that but I had to question myself for a minute... ;)
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Whizbang wrote:
    I figured that but I had to question myself for a minute... ;)

    Don't question... If in doubt, it's probably true. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Don't question... If in doubt, it's probably true. ;)

    :eek:
    DOH!!!!!

    nah....he's a good man with a great kid.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Whizbang wrote:
    :eek:
    DOH!!!!!

    nah....he's a good man with a great kid.

    Well if you believe that then you're not taking advantage, are you? Just seeing the good in him.. in them both. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • prljmngrlprljmngrl Posts: 320
    sponger wrote:
    And..believe me...the act of not shoplifting the pooty is a thankless one.

    I've had a few chances to bang single moms and I've walked away knowing that I just saved them and their kids from a lot of confusion.

    It's amazing how many women out there end up marrying and having kids with total douchebag, deadbeat dads who don't hesitate to pick up and leave when things get rough.

    No one has ever said, "Gee Sponger you're a considerate guy for taking peoples' feelings into consideration." Instead it's, "Why are you over 30 and single? Is there something wrong with you?"

    Sick fucking world.
    Gee Sponger, you're one heck of a considerate dude. I appreciate that you don't take peoples feelings for granted. :)
    I hope you find a worthy girl soon!
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    prljmngrl wrote:
    Gee Sponger, you're one heck of a considerate dude. I appreciate that you don't take peoples feelings for granted. :)
    I hope you find a worthy girl soon!

    Thanks...and all I ask is that she be a fan of the greatest rock band from the 90's.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
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