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WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I need some cheering up. Can someone post funny jokes or something or tell me how horrible their day went so mine won't look so bad? Though I don't think anyone could top mine... but I'm not going to post it.

Thanks PJ buddies.
"I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
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  • pouch15pouch15 Posts: 436
    WildChildRose wrote:
    I need some cheering up. Can someone post funny jokes or something or tell me how horrible their day went so mine won't look so bad? Though I don't think anyone could top mine... but I'm not going to post it.

    Thanks PJ buddies.

    sorry, my day is going actually great and looks even better. let me think about a joke, I dont know a lot of jokes in english
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else.
    One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
    'The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
    Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
    She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
    Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
    She agreed and accepts the proposal.
    Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?
    Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    Little Johnny paints a sign that reads:
    "WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME."
    He tells his buddy Roy to get his wagon and both sit under a shade tree in Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.
    Kathy, across the street is not to be outdone, so she paints a bigger sign that reads:
    "WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL."
    She tells her friend Nellie to get her wagon, and they both sit in front of Kathy's yard.
    Johnny's pissed. How dare that GIRL?
    Then, a flash and Johnny hauls Roy across the street saying, "Let's get some laughs."
    "Say, Kathy, you move ANYTHING?"
    "Give me a nickel and I'll prove it to you."
    "Roy, give me your nickel!"
    Johnny takes it and hands it to Kathy.
    "What you want moved, boy?"
    "Move my BOWELS!" Johnny said and starts laughing.
    So Kathy kicked the shit out of him.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    WildChildRose wrote:
    I need some cheering up. Can someone post funny jokes or something or tell me how horrible their day went so mine won't look so bad? Though I don't think anyone could top mine... but I'm not going to post it.

    Thanks PJ buddies.

    A shitty situation:

    You could be shifted three hours over to live in Moses Lake, work 60 hours a week to fix a mess you didn't create that'll take a few months to get under control, have all your files gone missing, have no way to connect to your home server to get your original designs and drawings, find two lumps on yourself, and have to leave your dogs at home and can't bring them with you. All while a family member is on their death bed. :(

    Or a lame joke.

    What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

    Smells like carrots! :)
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    A shitty situation:

    You could be shifted three hours over to live in Moses Lake, work 60 hours a week to fix a mess you didn't create that'll take a few months to get under control, have all your files gone missing, have no way to connect to your home server to get your original designs and drawings, find two lumps on yourself, and have to leave your dogs at home and can't bring them with you. All while a family member is on their death bed. :(

    Or a lame joke.

    What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

    Smells like carrots! :)


    F%^k! Dude that is awful. And here I thought my life was bad. :( I'd still trade you though.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else.
    One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
    'The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
    Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
    She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
    Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
    She agreed and accepts the proposal.
    Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?
    Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'

    LOL.. I started laughing as soon as I read the name Eddie. Thanks. :)
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    Little Johnny paints a sign that reads:
    "WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME."
    He tells his buddy Roy to get his wagon and both sit under a shade tree in Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.
    Kathy, across the street is not to be outdone, so she paints a bigger sign that reads:
    "WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL."
    She tells her friend Nellie to get her wagon, and they both sit in front of Kathy's yard.
    Johnny's pissed. How dare that GIRL?
    Then, a flash and Johnny hauls Roy across the street saying, "Let's get some laughs."
    "Say, Kathy, you move ANYTHING?"
    "Give me a nickel and I'll prove it to you."
    "Roy, give me your nickel!"
    Johnny takes it and hands it to Kathy.
    "What you want moved, boy?"
    "Move my BOWELS!" Johnny said and starts laughing.
    So Kathy kicked the shit out of him.


    :-D
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    WildChildRose wrote:
    LOL.. I started laughing as soon as I read the name Eddie. Thanks. :)
    Thought you might like that one.... :)
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else.
    One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
    'The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
    Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
    She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
    Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
    She agreed and accepts the proposal.
    Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?
    Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'
    Why is this not post of the day??!!!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why is this not post of the day??!!!!!
    lets just say it was ;)
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    lets just say it was ;)

    it TOTALLY IS!!!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • GOSSArDgEEKGOSSArDgEEK Posts: 245
    Thank you StateOfLoveBoatCptn I needed good laugh as well :D
    The quarter joke is my favorite
    Here’s a question you might need to ask
    What’s self destruction and how can we last?

    "I cannot stop the thought of running in the dark.
    Coming up a which way sign. All good truants must decide."
    __________________________________________

    McCain, America's scariest grandpa!
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    GOSSArDgEEK wrote:
    Thank you StateOfLoveBoatCptn I needed good laugh as well :D
    The quarter joke is my favorite
    here to help....here to help :D

    (and hopefully get some work done in between)
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    Thanks everyone. So depressed. :( Little things like that really help.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    Here for you, ok?

    Some thoughts.........


    it is still summer.......

    when summer is over, fall will be here and I don't know about you but after August, jeans feel nice

    today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday and then Sunday and even if you have no plans, you may not have any pressures either

    you can still type

    you still have the internet

    and last but not least, you always have US............
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else.
    One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
    'The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
    Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
    She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
    Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
    She agreed and accepts the proposal.
    Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?
    Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'

    Ok, hope the "eddie" reference won't get this whole thing spinning in a wrong direction but ..........not in regard to the name, so let's not go there.....


    but the quarters........the timeframe.........where are guys like this???????
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    writersu wrote:
    Here for you, ok?

    Some thoughts.........


    it is still summer.......

    when summer is over, fall will be here and I don't know about you but after August, jeans feel nice

    today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday and then Sunday and even if you have no plans, you may not have any pressures either

    you can still type

    you still have the internet

    and last but not least, you always have US............

    Thanks. Just going through a bit of a rough patch. :-/

    You know, I wear jeans all year round..... hasn't been much of a summer out here really.

    Yes I am happy it's the weekend... i am sad bc I will be alone all weekend (at the house) but I have to go to a wedding (horrible bc I'm having rel problems)
    tomorrow.

    BUT thank god for my friends and my PJ buds and bud.... :-D
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    You have a nice ass.
    Nice to know you.
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    HOOKER wrote:
    You have a nice ass.

    ha! when i saw you replied, i was a little worried what you would say.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    WildChildRose wrote:
    ha! when i saw you replied, i was a little worried what you would say.


    lol Why were you afraid?
    Nice to know you.
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    haha i just was expecting something off the wall. :)
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    WildChildRose wrote:
    haha i just was expecting something off the wall. :)

    oh. Well no.. I cheer you up by saying you have a nice ass and that you have a very cool board personality :)
    Nice to know you.
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    HOOKER wrote:
    oh. Well no.. I cheer you up by saying you have a nice ass and that you have a very cool board personality :)

    well thanks! ;-P I don't even post here that much anymore.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    WildChildRose wrote:
    well thanks! ;-P I don't even post here that much anymore.

    Well what are you waiting for? You rock. Get the posting!
    Nice to know you.
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    HOOKER wrote:
    Well what are you waiting for? You rock. Get the posting!

    lol... fear of getting banned... i think we're breaking a rule now, no? hehe.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    WildChildRose wrote:
    lol... fear of getting banned... i think we're breaking a rule now, no? hehe.

    Yeah this is NOT a chat room! hahaha. Blah.
    Nice to know you.
  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    HOOKER wrote:
    Yeah this is NOT a chat room! hahaha. Blah.

    you are correct! i better stick to the topic at hand!

    One sunny afternoon, two guys on the beach, trying their best to impress the babes.
    First dude:
    - "I'm not having much luck with the women here, pal."
    Second dude:
    - "Try putting a potato down in your swim trunks. The babes will love that."
    First dude, three or four hours later:
    - "Hey man. I tried that potato trick you told me about and it seems like I'm getting shunned even worse than before."
    Second dude: Looking him over:
    - "Uh ... Try putting it down the Front of your trunks, Dude."
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    WildChildRose wrote:
    you are correct! i better stick to the topic at hand!

    One sunny afternoon, two guys on the beach, trying their best to impress the babes.
    First dude:
    - "I'm not having much luck with the women here, pal."
    Second dude:
    - "Try putting a potato down in your swim trunks. The babes will love that."
    First dude, three or four hours later:
    - "Hey man. I tried that potato trick you told me about and it seems like I'm getting shunned even worse than before."
    Second dude: Looking him over:
    - "Uh ... Try putting it down the Front of your trunks, Dude."

    hahaha. Awesome.
    Nice to know you.
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    WildChildRose wrote:
    Thanks. Just going through a bit of a rough patch. :-/

    You know, I wear jeans all year round..... hasn't been much of a summer out here really.

    Yes I am happy it's the weekend... i am sad bc I will be alone all weekend (at the house) but I have to go to a wedding (horrible bc I'm having rel problems)
    tomorrow.

    BUT thank god for my friends and my PJ buds and bud.... :-D


    I don't know you but I have had some really fucked up luck lately as well, so if you want you can PM me. Otherwise, either way, I wish you better luck. And I hope the wedding ends up ok for you.
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
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