This email I got

FinsburyParkCarrots

It starts straightforwardly enough:

Real men! Millionns of people accross the world have already tested THIS and ARE making their girrlfriends feel brand new sexual sensationss! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ?


Then, this is where the hallucinogenics must kick in:

Which seemed to me more painful than tears would assistant
secretary of state, and no doubt sundry and excelled his
father in all accomplishments. And the king proclaimed his
feats, saying, 'what of whom eighteen were labourers. Champlain
wished said, 'o saraswati, do thou become invisible here.
to religion, pleasure, and wealth, careful nursing, said,
'good be to drona!' hurled from the king's of their brethren
in the same condition with themselves, became once more
whole and sound. The asuras possessed anger) he obstructed
the calls of nature of saryati's hold. Evad. I do not mean
sir, to part so fairly in country life and try to learn
from it. Yes, hope of building up another. They purified
the kissed each lock, and burned his lips amidst that.


The title of the email was, er, "Cogs". Well, the cogs are turning around fast, and I still can't make head or fookin' tale of it ...

Heineken Helen

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

The title of the email was, er, "Cogs". Well, the cogs are turning around fast, and I still can't make head or fookin' tale of it ...

I've seen plenty of them... never could figure the feckin point meself... while the first paragraph MAY have you interested in buying what they're selling, the second will have you thinking 'what the fuck ARE they selling?'

vedder_soup

fuck finsbury!
i get that in my email every day, i dont want it on the pit!

Heineken Helen

besides fins, YOU'RE the literary genius... and you're looking for help HERE :eek:

I feel like everything I've ever known is crashing down around me now :(

Zanne

I always figured emails like these were a way of sending covert messages out to underground recipients with no way to know who the intended targets were if investigated by FBI, CIA etc... This may just be my paranoid side thinking, but imagine.. a few people have a code to break whatever message is in that garble and it is sent as mass spam to millions or billions of people. How would anyone know who it was intended to reach?

Bleh,

Peace

harmless_little_f***

I'l tell you what it means... BUT FIRST you must answer this riddle... and head for those two hills.

markymark550

And that's when I block the sender's domain...

FinsburyParkCarrots

I dunno. This email is like the Rosetta Stone. We must solve the riddle of the wang-enhancer, oh pretty ones, in quest for eternal enlightenment ....

the wolf

my gf used to get those everyday, it would piss her off bigtime. lol

whatever site you went to, or gave your email to, you can count on getting that all the time now.

have fun with that!!

Heineken Helen

Zanne wrote:

I always figured emails like these were a way of sending covert messages out to underground recipients with no way to know who the intended targets were if investigated by FBI, CIA etc... This may just be my paranoid side thinking, but imagine.. a few people have a code to break whatever message is in that garble and it is sent as mass spam to millions or billions of people. How would anyone know who it was intended to reach?

Bleh,

Peace

I never thought of that... perhaps we should report all of these to the CIA? :eek:

Zanne, I loooooooooooove your thinking but let's not discuss it online, ok?

FinsburyParkCarrots

Zanne wrote:

I always figured emails like these were a way of sending covert messages out to underground recipients with no way to know who the intended targets were if investigated by FBI, CIA etc... This may just be my paranoid side thinking, but imagine.. a few people have a code to break whatever message is in that garble and it is sent as mass spam to millions or billions of people. How would anyone know who it was intended to reach?

Bleh,

Peace

You mean like shortwave spy numbers stations and one-time cryptopads?

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/page73.html


NB: Note the reference to me, halfway down the page!

Zanne

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

You mean like shortwave spy numbers stations and one-time cryptopads?

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/page73.html


NB: Note the reference to me, halfway down the page!

Um, sure, yeah.

Heineken Helen

Evad is dave backwards just thought I'd unravel ONE piece for ya

So we're looking for a Dave... is there a Dave anywhere? Does that mean the message is for dave or they have to kill dave? Or perhaps ALL daves must be killed . Oh dear, I'm really glad my name isn't Dave

FinsburyParkCarrots

Haha, get back to the drugs thread, Helen!

the wolf

Heineken Helen wrote:

I never thought of that... perhaps we should report all of these to the CIA? :eek:

Zanne, I loooooooooooove your thinking but let's not discuss it online, ok?

i just want to let "BIG BROTHER" know that i clicked on and replied to this thread by accident!!!!

lol , j/k




but really..................




total accident.

gabers

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

It starts straightforwardly enough:

Real men! Millionns of people accross the world have already tested THIS and ARE making their girrlfriends feel brand new sexual sensationss! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ?


Then, this is where the hallucinogenics must kick in:

Which seemed to me more painful than tears would assistant
secretary of state, and no doubt sundry and excelled his
father in all accomplishments. And the king proclaimed his
feats, saying, 'what of whom eighteen were labourers. Champlain
wished said, 'o saraswati, do thou become invisible here.
to religion, pleasure, and wealth, careful nursing, said,
'good be to drona!' hurled from the king's of their brethren
in the same condition with themselves, became once more
whole and sound. The asuras possessed anger) he obstructed
the calls of nature of saryati's hold. Evad. I do not mean
sir, to part so fairly in country life and try to learn
from it. Yes, hope of building up another. They purified
the kissed each lock, and burned his lips amidst that.


The title of the email was, er, "Cogs". Well, the cogs are turning around fast, and I still can't make head or fookin' tale of it ...

Sounds like a Tenacious D song.

Zanne

Heineken Helen wrote:

I never thought of that... perhaps we should report all of these to the CIA? :eek:

Zanne, I loooooooooooove your thinking but let's not discuss it online, ok?

You didn't think that Starbucks we had together was just a coincidence, did you? hehe

harmless_little_f***

Heineken Helen wrote:

Evad is dave backwards just thought I'd unravel ONE piece for ya

So we're looking for a Dave... is there a Dave anywhere? Does that mean the message is for dave or they have to kill dave? Or perhaps ALL daves must be killed . Oh dear, I'm really glad my name isn't Dave

I'm in trouble... my real name is Evad

Heineken Helen

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

Haha, get back to the drugs thread, Helen!

:eek: who are you and how did you know my name and where I've been? :eek:


(in best blair witch voice)

I'm so scared right now

Zanne

Helen.. Maybe Ed sent it out and it is not about "a Dave" but about "Dave A." instead! Oh MY!

reeferchief

I'm pretty sure the answer is 42.